Look up your (real) name on Urban Dictionary, post the results. Are they accurate?
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"Markus
The Most Sexiest male alive; attracts any girl with either humor or flirtatious desires.
Known to be the best husbands out there.
[i]I love that guy Markus, theres just something about him that I like[/i]"
oh yes, this is very accurate
Raine 36 up, 3 down
She is really special and pretty amazing. She has dark hair, fair skin, and dark beautiful eyes. She is a great friend, and always knows what to say in a time of need. She is usually a wonderful kisser and certainly has lots of sex appeal. Boys are intimidated by her, and girls are jealous of her. She usually falls for the wrong type of guy, ending up with a broken heart. She is a very sensitive person but very emotionally strong. She won't take any bullshit and has a good heart.
-Raine walks by, earphones on, eyes closed, day dreaming but her steps are graceful.-
boy 1: Wow.
boy 2: Wow.
boy 3: breathless.
I dont even know. :v:
[B]Robin[/B]
[quote]Robin is the coolest guy to ever exist on this planet. He is mad chill to hang out with. He will open a can of whoop ass on neone for you. He is loyal and loves his friends. He can make a tree smile. He is goodlooking but never brags and is so humble. Robin is the most awesomest guy ever. If u don't know him than thats very sad for you. He has a heart the size of a narwhal. He loves scrubs. He can make you smile despite crappy circumstances. He's crazy with the rhymes. He's the world's greatest. And i'm so lucky to have ever met him.
Girl 1: wow..did i tell you abt how i met the most awesomest guy ever yesturday?
Girl 2: GURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL, u know that had to be robin.[/quote]
I usually don't brag and people tend to tell me I always make them feel better so I suppose it's somewhat accurate :v:
the rhymes though? not at [B]ALL[/B]
[url]http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=super%20retard[/url]
George Fitzgerald was doing personal exercise with people of low IQ and he angered one. Super retard strength ensued and he was assaulted not only mentally, but physically
uh
what
[quote]A guy with a warm heart and big dick.
[i]Only a Steven could help me get over my ex boyfriend.[/i][/quote]
[quote]a very sweet and honest guy. Some one you can talk to all day. He is some one you wont be able to get out of your head because he just seems like a perfect guy. probably to most realest dude you'll ever meet and when he says he's into you he means it.He will have no problem in waiting for you, treats his girl right and can always put a smile on your face and he knows it every time. Very cute, sexy and attractive both physically and mentally very funny and always has something to talk about. Every time you hug him you let go too fast because deep down you know if you hold on any longer you wont want to let go.[/quote]
Aww yeah. Except, I don't consider myself physically attractive. I'm in shape, but not ripped or anything. I don't have the best face. I'm not that tall.
Dick part is true. :v:
[quote]An extremely annoying, stupid, little and fat male person.[/quote]
Not true at all, maybe except the fat part to some extent.
[quote]Carter
A person with a face[/quote]
I had no idea :ohdear:
Marvin is a generally sweet guy, falls in love easily. He's soooooo funny, he can be cocky.
That guy doesn't always make the smartest decisions, though.
He has a great body physique, amazing talent at making out, most likely tall.
He has a nice cock. =]
Marvin is one of those guys you'll never , ever forget. He's an amazing friend, boyfriend...just a great companion of the opposite sex.
girl 1 wow, he's perfect...with some glitches...and he's not GAY!
girl 2 He's gotta be a Marvin!
Also:
Marvin
The act of dick slapping or hitting a woman with your penis.
He Marvin'd her accross the face..
Chris is a slang for huge cock
like incredibly huge.
oh man I wish I had a chris in me.
Ok true.
Another:
That sexy ass kid with brown hair and brown eyes. A Chris has an enormous penis that hot ass babes like to suck on.
If you know a Chris, you're one lucky motherfu**** thats gonna have a kick ass rest of their life.
Emily: Damn, that kid is so Chris!
Sally: I know! He's just so sexy!
Yeah that would be me.
[quote]Sam is a really great guy who has many friends and many people love him. You can trust him with everything and anything! He is always there for his friends and can make you happy at the worst of times. He is one of those people that you can just get on with and easily spend a happy amount of time with. Every girl would be lucky to have a guy like sam and even though he is annoyingly smart he is also witty, charming, cute and has great hair. He also is a music genius! He never gives himself enough credit for the great person he is. He has a large affect on people's lives- more than he will ever know. Basically he is an easy guy to love and someone you never want to lose from your life. So hope to always know him and that he will never change.[/quote]
Well, I ain't gonna judge myself on that, 'cause then I'd either be an extreme self-hater, or a prideful dickhole.
[quote]Paul: meaning 'humble' in latin. P= Perfect A= Aweseome U= Unique L=Legend. Paul is probably the coolest guy around but he wont tell you that. He is the kinda of guy you want by your side when fighting off an army of 10,000 pygmies with poisen arrows. He can tell you what colour your underwear is by looking into your eyes. He is wanted in three countries by the authorities. He is wanted in 162 countries by most women. He can eat a cheeseburger in 1 bite. He can lick his own elbow and other peoples too. Scientists have said that he is so hot that he may be the main reason for global warming. His shit doesn't stink, in fact it smells like car polish. He was refused entry to the USA because his biceps were classed weapons of mass destruction. He is in the guiness book of world records for completing the most somersaults in a row (126,253). We spends: Mondays at orphanages, Tuesdays at homeless shelters, Wednesdays at retirement homes, Thursdays developing a cure for AIDS, Fridays playing racquet ball with Bono and Sting and Weeknds writing prize winning novels.[/quote]
Well... they said it...
[quote]Co-worker: This computer is broken. It wont do anything. I have tried everything.
Bryan: *reaches forth touching the CPU*
-after a brief moment -
Co-worker: Holy crap, this thing is running faster then a supercomputer!
Bryan: *grins*[/quote]
I'll take it.
[quote]Maximilian
The Biggest most bad ass mother fucker of all time. All hot ladies ache for him in bed. After a Maximilian finishes doing a girl, they change forever.
All Ladies love him, and All men want to be him. Gays run in terror for Maximilian beats the shit out of them.
Maximilian can also describe anyone who parties hard and gets what they want[/quote]
Couldn't be further from the truth :v:
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[quote]Max
Short for "Maximilian", a russian name meaning "Large Penis."
"they dont call him max(Maximilian) for nothing!"[/quote]
[quote]Max
What can I say? Word's can't describe how awesome one of these are. I would give my child up just to meet one of these men.
Max: Hey, I'm Max.
Girls: *faint*[/quote]
[quote]Max
A person with an extremely large penis, extremely huge!
OMG, that guy over there in the speedos is totally a max![/quote]
All true
Paul
" He is the kinda of guy you want by your side when fighting off an army of 10,000 pygmies with poisen arrows. He can tell you what colour your underwear is by looking into your eyes. He is wanted in three countries by the authorities".
:v:
[quote]A man who is sweet and caring. He knows how to make you laugh and smile. Really adorable, and a great kisser. Musically inclined, has amazing blue/green eyes that you can stare into for hours, and get lost. Tall and thin. Likes to excercise, and have fun. Really cute and hot.
Adjectives: Perfect, Smart, Sweet, Cute, Funny, Sincere, Love-able, Caring, Athletic, Kind, Compassionate, Understanding, Courageous, Strong, Sweet, Unique, Tall, Adorable, Random, and Amazing.[/quote]
i wish.
[quote]andrew
The Newest breed of Penguin.
[i]This type of penguin is an andrew[/i][/quote]
Sounds about right
[quote]Name for a guy. One of the best friends you will ever have. Always there for you. super cute and funny. Always makes you smile. Great boyfriend. Caring smart athletic and just all around amazing person.
[i]Oh yeah that's ____. He's basically amazing[/i][/quote]
Athletic. A-haha. ha.
I have very loose joints and dyspraxia so I exert more force than is needed. I cannot exercise more than a brisk walk without getting stitches and cramps. I can't exert my joints too much or they'll dislocate.
Athletic. Ha.
Shane
another term for "sexy beast"
Omg, I can't breathe! I think a shane just walked by.
[quote][b]Austin[/b]
noun; adjective; verb.
noun: a very handsome man; a very cute man; a fun loving guy; a genuine ladies man; a funny guy; a guy with many talents; a guy with an average but satisfying penis; a guy who can, even when your angry, cheer you up; A sweet guy; a straight guy; a deep guy; a guy who is amazing in bed; a guy who can be an asshole sometimes; a guy who normally does stupid things; A phenomenal kisser;
adjective: being funny; being sweet; being straight; not being able to jump high; being stupid; being charming;
verb: running fast; masturbating slow; jumping low; sweet talking; telling jokes; acting like an ass;
"God, Austin you were so good in bed last night!"
"Yeah he was really austin to me."
"Woah, look at the boy austin."[/quote]
Pretty true I guess. Almost everything is true except for the "straight guy" remark, if that's implying what I think it's implying.
I try never to be an asshole though, and I dunno about being a phenomenal kisser and stuff
[quote][b]Austin[/b]
Someone who will be himself and not give a shit what others say, expresses his mind, dresses how he wants, but at the same time he can be sweet and caring.
[I]person 1: dude, austin is so cool, but kinda mean [/I]
[I]person 2: nah man he's actually really cool and nice[/I][/quote]
that one is spot on
[QUOTE]
Usually a very very very goodlooking straight gentleman that has great taste in women. He has a crazy side to him but only shows it infront of true friends. Has great style, is hilarious, amazing, caring, sweet and will make you smile. You will always have a good time with an ---------, so if you got a friend named --------- count yourself one of the luckiest people in the world![/QUOTE]
Funnily enough, this is accurate :o
[quote]1.Walker
Walker is everything a girl could hope for. He's smart, he's athletic, he's sweet and gentle, he's caring, he has an amazing family and he could be a model with those dark melting eyes and thick brown hair. But he seems to be very confused about life. He's moody, he's emotional, he gets mad, he likes to argue, and he pushes people away. But I just want him to know that I would be the luckiest girl in the world if he ever liked me again.
2. A guy who you looked up to in freshman year, for his amusing advice and skill with the ladies, who ends up hooking up with your girlfriend of 4 years the day you break up.
3. A man, asexual or homosexual, who can safely escort a woman, married or otherwise, to a social event, without hint of suspicion or relationship beyond friendship. A safe male companion.[/quote]
Huh, mostly right actually, except for the athletic part and some of the 2. parts.
[quote]5. The event in which a woman/man is sucking a penis, and the reciever of the oral steps back, turns around, and farts directly in his/her face.[/quote]
wait what
edit: on a related note, why is every single name on urban dictionary, it seems, about how that person is the best person ever.
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The first three were all about being Finnish, which I'm not. I have no idea if these are good or bad, apparently I'm either cartilage or a snack food.
[QUOTE]A some-what shy, sweet boy with a great personality. He spends most of his time thinking about stuff even though you may not notice. He doesnt think he's smart. Picks the wrong crowd and sometimes makes the wrong choices. Often looks down on himself, which causes himself to slack off. Usually under a bunch of pressure by his peers/family. Always contemplating something. Sometimes does/says things without thinking it through beforehand. He doesn't think hes attractive.
But in reality: hes one of the gorgeous things you'll ever meet. Hes Really sweet and loving. Doesn't hurt anybody intentionally. Does his best to please his family. Robert will not be afraid to tell you what hes thinking or feeling once you get to know him. He will put somebody he loves before his own happiness. He is super funny and will never fail to make you laugh. He likes music and and occasionally, math. And hes great at keeping secrets. If you ever meet a Robert dont ever let him go. It'll be the best choice you ever made in your life.[/QUOTE]
<3
HOW DOES IT KNOW,IT DESCRIBES ME 100% CORRECTLY!
[quote]really awesome magical entity-thought to be an alien by some;always well dressed
[i]i wish aleksa would just appear with some cap'n crunch[/i][/quote]
[QUOTE] Sam
Sam is a really great guy who has many friends and many people love him. You can trust him with everything and anything! He is always there for his friends and can make you happy at the worst of times. He is one of those people that you can just get on with and easily spend a happy amount of time with. Every girl would be lucky to have a guy like sam and even though he is annoyingly smart he is also witty, charming, cute and has great hair. He also is a music genius! He never gives himself enough credit for the great person he is. He has a large affect on people's lives- more than he will ever know. Basically he is an easy guy to love and someone you never want to lose from your life. So hope to always know him and that he will never change.
"See that guy over there, yeh he could so be called Sam."[/QUOTE]
you heard it here first.
[QUOTE] Raivis
A Latvian name. It means "handsome, sexy, manly and cute." Which Raivis totally is. It is often mistaken as the male form for Raisa which it is not.
"Who was that sex bomb you were with last night?" "Oh just Raivis."[/QUOTE]
Fuck yeah
Fitting since I am indeed scottish.
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I looked up George and I wish I could say it was all true.
And it is true.
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