Look up your (real) name on Urban Dictionary, post the results. Are they accurate?
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[QUOTE=]Austin 4292 up, 2060 down
noun; adjective; verb.
noun: a very handsome man; a very cute man; a fun loving guy; a genuine ladies man; a funny guy; a guy with many talents; a guy with an average but satisfying penis; a guy who can, even when you're angry, cheer you up; A sweet guy; a straight guy; a deep guy; a guy who is amazing in bed; a guy who can be an asshole sometimes; a guy who normally does stupid things; A phenomenal kisser; [/QUOTE]
Yeah sure why not, though I don't think I'm an asshole
"Greg
most wonderful guy you'll ever meet in your life, he would make you smile ina
heartbeat (: and hes deff [B]bangablle[/B] :p but the biggest reason you'll love him is because hes just the perfect guy ever .
i love my gregg (:"
I'm 'deff bangablle.'
Why?!
"greg
A guy who likes to show himself after a shower and then acts shy. Just admit it -
you want it!
He keeps gregging me - must be awful horny"
No.
"Greg
Greg, usually short for gregory is almost always a a gentle loving person.
they have great compasion.
and care about other peoples feelings.
they are one of the most down to earth people you'll ever meet(:
sometimes is a a guy that isnt a horny basterd. "
All true, although the last part confuses me, when really I'm always a horny bastard.
"Greg
A Greg is the most amazing person in the world and many many girls fall head over heals for him. He is very caring, loving, sexy and just plain fun to be around. Whenever he smiles it lights up your day and girls would do anything to have him. He is strong and has a HUGE dick which many girls would die for.
I had a hell of a time last night with Greg, I am sooooooo lucky to have him!"
Oh god, why?!?! Why do most of mine deal with sexual things?
[quote]adj./adv.
1. to be awesome beyond contemplation 2. to be so good looking that one is attractive to every female present and at least one guy present 3. to be incredibly smart
noun
1. one who is awesome beyond contemplation (not to be confused with one who is "pious beyond reason") 2. one who pwns in all that he/she does
verb
1. to pwn someone so badly the pwned begs to "take it in the face" 2. to win at a competetion so completely that the loser is glad to have lost 3. to commit an act of awesome or divine magnitude
adj./adv.
"That stunt is so evan."
"Man: I am as straight as is humanly or even not humanly possible, but that dude is pretty evanly. Multiple Women: We agree."
"That evan nerd aced the test."
"Kobe Bryant dunked that ball evanly."
noun
"The world's greatest person was beaten in karate death combat by an evan."
"Man! Stupid evan here won in incredible fashion at chinese chess again!"
verb
"Loser: Dude...I am ashamed past reason. You evaned me. May I take it in the face? Humble Victor: Yes. Yes, you may."
"Jesus evaned those Romans."[/quote]
[quote]to pwn someone so badly[/quote]
[quote]pwn[/quote]
ugh:suicide:
First result
[QUOTE][b]Matt[/b]
Ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is believed that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.
[i]Girl 1: I wish my boyfriend was a matt
Girl 2: Oh you poor thing[/i][/QUOTE]
100% accurate
[img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/11810246/aokay.png[/img]
Seems about right.
[quote]Pablo
1.Good looking guy with a golden tan.
2.Likes to flirt with girls.
3.Makes girls fall for him very easy.
4.Preppy but likes to dress defferent every other day.
5.Gives awesome hugs :]
6.Is damn good in bed. Mmmmmm he did things that know one else would do to me ;]
7.Very good kisser! Does this little trick with his tongue, omg feels so damn good when he does it on my neck!
8.And has a nice shaved penis that is even golden tan its self *I think he tans naked too* ;]
9.p.s has a nice butt i just wanna grasp!
Girl #1 "Man oh man there goes Pablo"
Girl #2 "He has such a cutie"
Girl #1 "And he has a nice butt, just wanna sqeeze that tight lil tush"
Girl #2 "I want him to be my pool boy so bad"
Girl #1 "You dont even have a pool"
Girl #2 "I know ;]"
Both girls *giggle*
[/quote]
:quagmire:
[quote] Dale
An amazing guy who is super sexy and really smart. He is fun and whity and can some times be grumpy. He has serious mood swings but is mostly happy. If your boyfriend is a dale then you are really really really lucky because Dale's are great guys. He fights for what he wants. If dale gets mad you better whatch out because he can be dangerous. All around he is pretty great.
"He definitely just pulled a Dale"[/quote]
Whity...Well it is true that i'm quite pale, but I somehow doubt that was what they meant.
[quote]
A Teenage white kid that has an abnormally large penis usually ranging to 7.5 inches to 8
"Wow never knew he had that he must have been a Thomas"[/quote]
sweet
Fucking what?
[url]http://i.imgur.com/B6PMd.png[/url]
This is strange, I am many of these things. That last one was the one that made me laugh for a while.
Linked because the image is large.
Nick
[quote]A big guy with a big heart. Guys are jealous of him. Girls don't get him. Actually, nobody really gets him. That's because Nick doesn't try to be anybody - he's just Nick.
If you don't like Nick, you just don't know him well enough yet. If you hate Nick, he doesn't care. He knows that's your problem, not his.
He will be there for his friends, come hell or high water. He will even be there for some of his enemies. That's just the kind of guy he is.[/quote]
That's pretty flattering. I'd like to think that a lot of it is true too, mostly my attitude towards everyone. I end up acting like this a lot.
[quote]Very shy at first but a sweetie if you approach him first.
Has the cutest facial expressions and a heart-stopping smile. Usually walks with hands in his pokets and has an eye catching stride. Musically talented. Mind blowing body- sex god, symbolizes perfection. Tends to be a heartbreker, be careful ladies! Can't always make the right decisions, but knows right from wrong. to die for personality. first love never dies[/quote]
I am very shy, and I do better when others approach me first, yes. I do tend to walk with my hands in my pockets. I have an affinity for music, I think. I make mistakes, but who doesn't? For the heartbreaker part... I crushed a girl once when I told her I didn't love her back. As for sex god... :v:
[quote]
the most amazing person alive with a huge penis[/quote]
[b][i]Most accurate description of me yet[/i][/b]
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But seriously, a lot of these are almost spot-on, in my opinion. A lot of people think of me this way, and I tend to do a lot of the things listed here.
[quote]Elijah
The term used to identify a hot guy with a nice body.
[I]Woah! He is so Elijah![/I][/quote]
Okay then.
Self esteem points +300
Christopher 4388 up, 1214 down
Maybe when you first meet a Christopher they'll seem like a jerk, and hurt you emotionally multiple times, or possible make the lamest jokes but one day he'll make up for it all, the best he can. Christophers will eventually realize the love that they've stored in a safe place for you. Christophers usually have the most gorgeous smile out there, and the most seductive voice. They're someone you wouldn't mind spending the rest of your entire life with. They have a tendancy to spend more time thinking of what to do for someone else than themselves. Christophers love adventure, new things, something to get their blood rushing and heart pounding.
I love my Christopher, forever and always.
That soldier, he keeps me sane.
(=
Take a deeper look at your Christopher before you let go, he might be the best thing that will ever happen to you.
Later on...
christopher 3173 up, 1623 down
means Christ-bearer, only cool people are called Christopher
Christopher is well cool
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Someone you CANNOT get off your mind because he is always so funny and cute. A Derek is a hotty with a killer body.[/quote]
pffft, i wish
[quote]
Derek is a male name of English and Old German origin, possibly derived from Theodoric, meaning power of the tribe or ruler of the people. To the best of my knowledge,it began being used near the beginning of the 20th Century,but may have been used before that. [/quote]
ok
[quote]
The sweetest, kindest, most beautiful and intelligent boy that walks the earth.[/quote]
prob not
[quote]He is a beautiful, terrible being. A destroyer of worlds. The conquerer of Earth. He is all that is man. Beautiful women flock to him. He will rule the world with his iron fist and see that only the strong prosper.[/quote]
This describes be perfectly on the weekends.
[quote]The perfect boy. There boy you fall in love with at first sight. He has brown hair, brown eyes, and has the best personality. He is so alive. You'll be day dreaming about him for weeks. You'll never be able to forget about him. He's "the one". The perfect boy. He lives out in the country, small town, and the cutest voice. He's an amazing football player, he's a star track runner. He goes right to your heart. He's the best person you'll ever know. In fact he's the best person in the world. He jokes around, is a gamer, and is super nice. It's soo hard to be apart from him. He's amazing. You'll do anything to be with him. Any girl would be lucky to even know him. Your heart will long for him. You'll be wonderstruck when you see him. He's enchanting.You'll never fall in love with a better person. He's flawless. Every conversation you have with him will be amazing. You'll charish every time you talk to him. You'll brush all the way home after a night hanging out with him. Every time you hang with him will be perfect. I will spend my entire life with him if i can. I love Joseph, I love him with all my heart. Keep him close to you forever, and never let go.[/quote]
Yep completely legit
[quote]the hottest fuking dude EVER!!!! wont ever take your shyet
and has the best bod ever, cute, funny, smart, gorgeous eyes, and a fuking HUGE COCK!!!! the most bad ass dude you will ever meetever and loves music, girls, sports, gIrLs, sex, GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS, AND GIRLS!!!!!![/quote]
Someone must of wrote this after being with me, plus I love music, score.
[quote]Noah is just the boy-next-door to some people. But he's way more to people that stop and figure him out. He's an extremely talented musician, and very hard-working. He's too hard on himself most of the time, and he doesn't know how great he really is. Noah has so many friends that he doesnt' know what to do with them all. Lots of girls like him, and some are crazy about him, but he's a free spirit. He loves to travel, and is one day going to change the world somehow.
"Wow, he is so dedicated and hard-working! Why isn't he dating anyone?"
"Because he's totally a Noah!"[/quote]
I can wish it was all true, however I can't agree too much with the part about girls. I also hate to travel. A lot of the definition portray me as someone who is great with the ladies, but this one is the most accurate.
Damian:
[QUOTE]A cool name that has nothing to do with the devils son.
You hear me you fruity religion obsessed fuck bags.
[I]I saw some guy kicked out of a church.
I went to help him and he said his name was Damian
I befriended him and now nuns chase me with torches every sunday.[/I][/QUOTE]
People, like my sister, make jokes like that, but they aren't religion fuck bags.
[QUOTE]Basically a male that performs great intercourse on a female. Usually people who have no knowledge whatsoever say this name is related to the devil but its not...he is almost like a God. He is a perfect young man with amazing features and loves the booze and weed and can hold his liquor amazingly well.
[I]Damian!, dude fuckin 420 dude...why are you so delicious.[/I][/QUOTE]
I really hope that the intercourse part is true.
[QUOTE]A name that actually means sweet, friendly, bold, accepting, candid, and patient. It is a name given to a male who is nobel in his ways, a gentleman at heart, and a person with good intentions. Damian's are likely to never give up on themselves and bring order where ever they go.
[I]The new student is a natural leader, he must be a Damian.[/I][/QUOTE]
Sweet, friendly, and sometimes accepting and candid. I'm not patient or bold at all! I'm not nobel, I am a gentleman, but not at heart, and I do have good intentions. The last part is kinda true, but only when my parents argue.
[quote]
a great guy who cares about alot, usually very easy to talk to but can be shy; just someone who cares and is very sweet
he was being such a spencer to her last night, it was so cute :)[/quote]
[quote]A really genuine guy. By far the most impressive guy you could meet. His qualities consist of being intelligent, clever, agressive, creative, and loving. Spencer knows how to compose a hell of a song, and shreds on his guitar like its the last thing he'll do. Don't be surprised if you see him on tv one day. Did I mention he's a sexy son of a gun. Roughly around 6ft tall, with a built body. Watch out when you're around Spencer because sometimes he gets fiesty and will whip you with that big shlong of his. Aside from that, he honestly is the perfectly imperfect guy for that one special girl.
Girl: "Hey Spencer?"
Spencer: "What?"
Girl: "I love you."
Spencer: "I love you too."
Friend 1: "Spencer is the best, he has a larger penis than me, not to mention a super hot gf."
Chuck Norris: "Spencer, you crazy mothafucka. I'll beat you one day."[/quote]
[quote]Urban slang for a pimp, or ladies man.Owner of a large penis. Known for drinking abilities and masterful guitar skills. A virtuoso in video games and electronics. Known for his friendship making skills and other social oddities.
"Dude you're so cool, you're such a spencer!"[/quote]
[img]http://niggaupload.com/images/2ZJuD.png[/img]
'she'
such is life with having a gender-ambiguous name
[QUOTE] [B]Christian[/B]
a guy you can spill your guts to with no fear of anyone else finding out. the wisest idiot you have ever met. he isnt perfect, and may have made a few mistakes, but he knows it and tries to learn from it and move on. he is extremely insightful, and when you talk to him you feel like he knows exactly what you are thinking before you say it. Has the most beautiful eyes of any boy you have ever met, and you have to watch yourself so you dont end up staring.. bear hugs are always welcome, because they make you feel like you are wrapped up in love and safety no matter your current situation in life and you forget your feet are on the ground. sarcasm drips from everything he says but that just makes you adore him more. he loves music with all he is, especially hardcore. he works hard and long to provide for his future, and for that you respect him. when you need him he appears at any time of day or night. he can be full of himself and really stupid sometimes. his self-esteem level goes to the negatives and he seems to jump from girl to girl, which drives you absolutely insane, but in the end you know you will stay. he says he cares about you, but sometimes you wonder if he genuinely means it. during the hardest times of your year, you stay up late and think about your conversations. you cant help but smile. he is your guardian angel. and though the world doesnt accept him, he wants to break down the walls of stereotypes and make his mark before he goes.[/QUOTE]
Um...yes....
Jerry
A sexy beast, good with the ladies and with a 8-inch wang.
NAH, dun think so, I'm more into guys.
:v:
A sex machine some may call him. Usually has bitches talking about how good looking he is and how badly they want to suck his dick and have him cum in their eye.
hmm..
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'she'
such is life with having a gender-ambiguous name[/QUOTE]
I have never heard of a girl being called Freddie...
Gordon can refer to:
1.A great friend. Always trying to make you laugh. Makes you sad when hes sad. makes you happy when youre happy. He's like a drug you cant get enough of. you will never forget him no matter how much you try. You miss him right after you saw him. He makes the girls go crazy. Easy to fall in love with. A best friend. Someone you dont want out of your life. Really cute and athletic. smart. funny. and a sweetheart.
2.A random dude wich has a larger Genital region than Dan!!
3.A fun loving, outgoing person.
Likes to hang around with girls and likes playing sports with the guys. -- Ladies Man
4.An extremely sexually orientated type of person. Can also be referred to as quite a nerdy person.
5.a hot dog bun
Dear sweet Christ, I'm most of these things. And how did they know my manager's name is Dan.
i just picked a random page and read whatever my eyes fell to
lol i've never felt so warm reading about my own name:
A guy who is truly amazing. He is really into music, he plays guitar, and he's really the perfect guy. You can't get a guy better than David. He brightens up the room when he walks in. He's a great friend, and also a great lover. He treats girls with the upmost respect. If you ever date a David, don't let him get away. All the girls want him, but he only wants one girl. The one he loves. He means what he says, and he tries to prove it. Great kisser, and the best boyfriend someone will ever have. He will marry a girl whose name starts with a "T." The point is, he is the best guy you will ever meet.
[quote]Paul: meaning 'humble' in latin. P= Perfect A= Aweseome U= Unique L=Legend. Paul is probably the coolest guy around but he wont tell you that. He is the kinda of guy you want by your side when fighting off an army of 10,000 pygmies with poisen arrows. He can tell you what colour your underwear is by looking into your eyes. He is wanted in three countries by the authorities. He is wanted in 162 countries by most women. He can eat a cheeseburger in 1 bite. He can lick his own elbow and other peoples too. Scientists have said that he is so hot that he may be the main reason for global warming. His shit doesn't stink, in fact it smells like car polish. He was refused entry to the USA because his biceps were classed weapons of mass destruction. He is in the guiness book of world records for completing the most somersaults in a row (126,253). We spends: Mondays at orphanages, Tuesdays at homeless shelters, Wednesdays at retirement homes, Thursdays developing a cure for AIDS, Fridays playing racquet ball with Bono and Sting and Weeknds writing prize winning novels.
Paul: probably the most amazing guy since Moses.[/quote]
yep
Elijah 809 up, 354 down
The term used to identify a hot guy. With a nice body.
Woah! He is so Elijah!
elijah fine nice body hot sexy
[quote]This typical boy is not like many. In fact he is far from others. Usually brown
hair, brown eyes, athletic, tall and very very handsome. He is known to have and
incredibly large penis and is very sexual but only in his mind. He is a very good
listener and can easily joke around. He can play alot of sports naturally and mostly
likes very athletic and/or pretty girls. He is not very picky and can easily be
persuaded. His favorite colors are mostly like orange, green, red, or yellow. The
sports he plays are mostly soccer, basketball or volley-ball. He can grow
mostly up to 6 feet and when he finds something special, he holds on to it or else
he gets his heart broken. Very attractive and sweet, kind, generous and caring man
but watch out, around different people he will be different.
WOW hes perfect he must be a Zachary![/quote]
For the most part, yes.
My eyes aren't brown, i hate sports and me being attractive is up for debate.
[QUOTE]Kyle
Nice and very easy to talk to. You can trust a Kyle with everything. He isn't very demanding and can be a HUGE flirt. Over all, hes almost perfect <3
"Can i trust you like I would Kyle?"[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Vmbvy.gif[/IMG]
[b]Daniel[/b]
[quote]
This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.
Other definitions are thought to be:
Tao
Chi
The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris
Energy
Infinity
Sublime
ect
Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel.
The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Daniel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is one who is, as they say, "The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Daniel have failed.
[i]Daniel. Nothing else can describe him.[/i][/quote]
[quote]a guy you can always go to with any of your problems. he is sensitive and caring. he will try his hardest not to give up on you but sometimes he does. he's a good guy with the best personality. even when your upset with him he can still put i smile on your face. his love is unconditional. dont make mistakes with him, because he's strong enough to leave. he's a great singer and if you'll ask he mostly sings to you. he wants to be a musician. his ex girlfriend is amazing and crazy at the same time, but loves him with all her heart...he just wont realize that for a while intell she can prove it to him. his "silly" and happy. just dont brake his heart. any girl who wins his heart is the luckiest girl in the whole world.
[i]i sure love daniel.
your jealous bitch! daniels mine :) haha[/i][/quote]
[quote]The coolest and most awsome person you will ever meet! hes cute and funny. Hes the best friend/boy friend a girl could ever have![/quote]
Pretty much me :v: I don't sing though.