Look up your (real) name on Urban Dictionary, post the results. Are they accurate? - General

mmmh... [TABLE] [TR] [TD="class: text, colspan: 2"]A man with an extremely large penis(12 inches) He is very confident and walks with a limp. Look at that confident man with a limp. Definitely an Emil[/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE]

Perry The rare name for a rare man who is muscular, tall, and sadly self concious and rather shy. He can also be very charismatic when he comes out of his shell. That Perry is one heck of a guy, once you get to know him. That's pretty accurate. Like, scary accurate. Aside from muscular.

There are some good ones: [QUOTE]2. Nicolas An italian stallion with a very wide tongue and an elephant sized penis [I]Nicolas destroyed my body last night with his italian stallion[/I][/QUOTE] [QUOTE]3. Nicolas A hot ass guy with a big ass penis who will fuck anyone for fun ;) [I]Female 1: Wow look at Nicolas go Male 1: Ya he gave me a blowjob once Female 1: He fucked me once![/I][/QUOTE] wat [QUOTE]4. nicolas Often used when describing a male teenager who is under the impression that because he lives in the ghetto he is infact a home boy gangsta. Every aspect of his life is influenced but the notorious 50 cent and becomes extremely violent on the intake of alcohol followed by various whole fruit being thrown at him. [I]while at a party a piece of fruit is thrown at you, a typical nicolas response is as follows: yo man who threw the banana? i'll bust a cap in the brother who thinks he can shizzle nicolas's minizzle[/I][/QUOTE]

Scott Possibly, and most likely the [I]most amazing guy you will ever meet. [/I]He is [B]passionate, caring, funny, thoughtful[/B], e[I]xtremely handsome, and overly energetic![/I] Most [B]Scotts are always horny[/B], but [B]do not think with their[/B][I] overly huge[/I] [B]wangs[/B]. If you find a Scott, Keep him, forever, and ever. [I]person1: I'm totally dating a Scott! Person 2: OMG!? Really, you are by far one of the luckiest people on earth! Im so jealous of you![/I] Everything in bold is correct. Everything in italics isn't.

[i]Usually a very very very goodlooking straight gentleman that has great taste in women. He has a crazy side to him but only shows it infront of true friends. Has great style, is hilarious, amazing, caring, sweet and will make you smile. You will always have a good time with an Alexander, so if you got a friend named Alexander count yourself one of the luckiest people in the world! Why you smiling like that? I hung out with Alexander NO WAY! [/i] pretty much describes me perfectly

[quote] A joint, a rolled marijuana cigarette.[/quote] blaze it faget

[quote] Amazing guy who will keep you laughing no matter what. He seems shy at first, but when you get to really know him, he's really cool. He tends to bring himself down often, so you should be there to help him out and make him feel better. He may argue, but he'll usually just make a joke out of the arguement, or will apologize.[/quote] [quote] Brave, Loyal, Great Friend, Beats her/him self about things, loner, caring, hardheaded, sweet, nice, strong willed, music lover, great, pretty/handsom, depression, great mind, good writer, help anyone in need, willing to give him/her self for someone else[/quote] Well, it seems some people like my name at least.

[QUOTE=TurtleeyFP;37596468][B]420 [/B]blaze it faget[/QUOTE] fix'd

[QUOTE][B]Rickard[/B] A tall boy, usually a hockey player with hair curly enough to tousle. Easy to deal with when well-fed. Has the heart of a tin man and the sense of humour of a rabid dog. Basically, an all-round good man! "He has hair brighter than the sun! What a Rickard!"[/QUOTE] Uh, not sure it's true or not. I'm not particularly tall, and I'm not a hockey player. But I do got semi-curly hair. To use the more english spelling of my name: [IMG]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/1589373/screenshots/name.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE][max] "Max" Origin: Latin Meaning: Diminutive of Maximilian: Greatest. Commonly used with the word "Lightning" Origin: Welsh Meaning: lionlike; lightning True to thier name all Max's are Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser's. One of a kind, Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy, and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when their not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more then their familiy. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out.[/QUOTE] First result. Surprisingly accurate.

Michael A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect. Michael a very cool person. I can make people laugh but I'm not good with girls.

[QUOTE=H4ngman;37595400]mmmh... [TABLE] [TR] [TD="class: text, colspan: 2"]A man with an extremely large penis(12 inches) He is very confident and walks with a limp. Look at that confident man with a limp. Definitely an Emil[/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE][/QUOTE] A 12 inch penis, no more, no less. [i]Doctor: Your penis measures to 12 inches exact, you're quite an Emil[/i]

[QUOTE] [b]Johnathan[/b] Johnathan is an American evolution over of the names John and Johnathan. They seem to be a mix of both, as such they are the most amazing guys you will ever meet. very sweet, Loyal, Generous, Handsome individual (s). They like a Jonathan have the intendency of being really quiet and anti-social, However they tend to be the best of leaders. people get attracted to their unique personality, which is similar to a Jonathan. They have very few rivals when it comes to love. They are very independent, Intelligent, Subtle, Strong, Men. They make the best Friends and best Lovers. [i]michelle: "Who is your quiet friend?" Steph: "He's Johnathan, Very cool once you get to know him."[/i][/QUOTE] It nailed the part about being really quiet. Don't know about the 'few rivals when it comes to love' though. Also, most of mine are rather positive. [QUOTE] [b]Johnathan[/b] The cutest, sweetest guy you will ever meet. He is also very honest and smart. Just being around him makes you forget all your troubles of the day, as he replaces it with his sweet charm. A guy that leaves an imprint on one forever. Sexually speaking, after being with him, it makes anyone else dull and unexciting. Can be moody and stubborn but, this only adds to his magnetism. Someone you would do anything for, just to see him smile. [i]I love making blueberry cream cheese pie for Johnathan.[/i][/QUOTE] Then there's this one.... [Quote] [b]Johnathan[/b] a spanish boy......he is usually an asshole! [i]why are you leaving me johnathan??, johnathan ...are you gay????, fuck you johnathan![/i][/Quote]

[quote] the most sexy, erotic, flirtatious, hot stuff, bootylicious 4 letter word you'll ever see. If you spell it backwards, you get kram which according to urban dictionary means smoking weed/ganja/herb; how cool is that! I know you're impressed. If you take the mark out of supermarket, all you're left with is superet and that's pretty stupid cause why would you go out to the superet, it makes no sense. Mark means warlike, especially in bed if ya know what i mean. Its definitely the coolest word/name ever cause if you spell it frontwards and backwards, its different!!![/quote] True about the weed.

Huh, that's strange. I made a thread that people replied to.

The perfect example of a man. He is sweet, handsome, caring, kind, and loving person especially when it comes to thr person he loves. He may sometimes be hard to understand but makes up for it with his sexual prowess and persuasiveness. no that is not accurate at all

[img]http://puu.sh/13lnm[/img] I think it's pretty accurate.

[img]http://puu.sh/13lmY[/img] This is 100% true. Like, exactly me. I'm kinda scared now.

[QUOTE]a cool and talented person. gets madd hoes and head you almost get as much pussy as much hoes as tobin[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]The kind of guy who will eat all your shrimp at your holiday party leaving none for your guests. And then ask for more. Quick they are running out of shrimp. Who invited Tobin any ways?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE] noun.An extremely slow person. Describes someone who does something clueless or irrational, especially of high school age. origin: Tobin Learning Center(for mentally defficient students) Kingston High school You can't remember your own phone number!? You Tobin.[/QUOTE] Oh god, I'm boarding up my doors and windows now.

[quote]Michael A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.[/quote] [editline]9th September 2012[/editline] Everything except the breaking up with a girlfriend part is right I've never had one dont judge me

[quote] A cool name that has nothing to do with the devils son. You hear me you fruity religion obsessed fuck bags. Basically a male that performs great intercourse on a female. Usually people who have no knowledge whatsoever say this name is related to the devil but its not...he is almost like a God. He is a perfect young man with amazing features and loves the booze and weed and can hold his liquor amazingly well. A name that actually means sweet, friendly, bold, accepting, candid, and patient. It is a name given to a male who is nobel in his ways, a gentleman at heart, and a person with good intentions. Damian's are likely to never give up on themselves and bring order where ever they go. Anyone male named Damian is a man with a giant dick also know as the god of sex. Damians are also always winning like a boss.[/quote] [url]http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Damian[/url]

Things like this always make me wonder who the hell originally wrote these definitions.

[quote] 1. magically invincible. [I]"bill nye, oprah, and dr. phil cannot defeat me! i am skyler, and i am magically invincible!"[/I][/quote] [quote] 2. Super legit person with a sexy body. and nice muscles. He is tan and tall. Amazingly hot. Extremely nice. freakin great at kissing! the sweetest guy you will ever meet. Skyler is special. If you have the pleasure of being with one, don't let him get away. [I]Oh look at you, you're like a Skyler![/I][/quote] [quote] 3. Skyler is an awesome person who is just well awesome.They usally are very sexy,and guy/woman love them.Its also a very cool name. [I]Wow! Skyler is AWESOME!!![/I][/quote] I'm pretty fuckin' rad.

[QUOTE=N.A.N.B;37597118]Things like this always make me wonder who the hell originally wrote these definitions.[/QUOTE]Probably people with those names. That's why there are so few negative name definitions. The worst name I've seen on UD is Sean, and even that suggests an inner good. But it's like wondering who wrote a Wikipedia article, you don't know and you can't really find out.

[quote] a very tall man, who knows when he finds love and will stop at nothing to get it. the nickname "dick" enrages him and will probably punch you in the arm if you call him that. he enjoys the company of his friends and will gladly change his schedule for them.[/quote] Well then, I guess this sounds right.

[QUOTE=soccerskyman;37597199]I'm pretty fuckin' rad.[/QUOTE] Skyler is what I would name my kid, it's a badass name.

[QUOTE]Addie A awesomly beautiful girl who has gorgeous eyes with a lovely personality. a very unique awesome name A very smart, sweet girl with lots of things on her mind. She may seem distracted a lot and that's because she is most of the time. Very creative and sometimes shy, she always has to have music on. silence is her only weakness. She doesn't think she's attractive but in reality she's the most gorgeous thing you'll ever meet. often spaces out when near windows. always contemplating something. very pale and doesn't care. easy to get along with. everyone loves her. stands up for her friends and would never hurt anyone intentionally. picks the wrong crowd. not easily influenced. has soo much planned for her. remember her, she'll be widely known soon. if you fall in love with addie don't ever let her go. she likes playfighting. looks like the most innocent person alive but can be the sexiest, kinky little thing if you get her to that stage. likes being pushed to do better.[/QUOTE] Don't let me go fellas, I'm a kinky little thing :quagmire:

one who is known for his witty remarks and his cute and adorable features. - Also. a great and honest friend, with the loyalty of a thousand soldiers, and the heart of a lion. You, when upon finding a Tylor, should keep him with you forever.

[QUOTE] Timothy 176 up, 60 down the best guy ever, he is so sweet, head strong, doesn't take shit from anybody, best lover ever. If you are ever lucky enough to get a timothy in your life keep him close because he da shit!!! he super hot omg ... not small down south ;) and not weak ... at all. love him forever i know i will <3 <3 <3 timothy= for sure badass :p The best ever Is the shit Marvelous Outstandingly amazing The greatest thing in your life He loves his girlfriend You keep him forever[/QUOTE] complete opposite of me

The most amazing name for a boy. He is sweet, funny, caring, hot, and great in bed. He is kind of a video game nerd but leads a social life; he loves to be outside and hangout with friends. He is BAD ASS. "Wow, that guy is such a keeper, a real --" huh.