Look up your (real) name on Urban Dictionary, post the results. Are they accurate?
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No matter what your name, you can come on this thread and inflate your ego in mere seconds.
Riyaaz
The herb that is produced after numerous iterative methods are applied to the hydroponic process known as cloning. by nature, and due to the repetitive process needed to arrive at riyaaz, it is extremely potent and has a high concentration of Tetrahydrocannabinol.
adam 8833 up, 1838 down
The first Man to ever get laid.
Adam and Eve had wild sex all night long.
Hahahaha no.
[QUOTE]An extremely sexy and perfect man. Has gorgeous eyes, an incredible personality. Shy at first, funny as hell once you get to know him. Very caring and wonderously intelligent. Easy to get along with, SEXY body. The best in bed. Turns you on without even trying, has an underlying sex appeal that he's unaware of. Very handsome and mysterious. Loves to cuddle, very loving and knows how to make you feel like the most important person in the whole world with just one look.
Very rare species of male. One of a kind. Erik's make perfect boyfriends, could easily be the one you spend the rest of your life with. Living proof of perfection.
- WOW you're perfect!
- Well, my name is Erik..[/QUOTE]
Accurate? I suppose, minus the sexy body. I'm kind of a twig. Manly? Fucking no. Needs more man:
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[QUOTE]A fucking sexy ass kid! Always gets the girls. And has the coolest friends. He most likely has a big dick. And is a pretty loyal friend. He is a scrapper. And will defend himself, and his friends, against anyone. He has a loose temper. And is a total dick also.
Guy 1: Fuck you kid!
Chance: You mother fucker, come here i'll beat your fucking ass![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]your penis is usually long. you can get any girl with your charm and sexiness but your not usually "school smart". you probably have liked a certain girl for a long time but never had the chance to get with her.now is your chance to make a move.
My girlfriend won't even look at me because shes so into Chance.[/QUOTE]
:smug:
[quote]Branislav
If this is your name, you probably play Warcraft by night and kill people by day.
Dude1: Yeah, that branislav over there just stabbed the shit outta those whities, and then he busted out his laptop to play some wow.
Policedude: What.[/quote]
I've never played WOW in my life.
Not defined yet.
[QUOTE]Ians are generally very intelligent, mentally gifted people. They can think on a much higher level than the average person. Ians are silly, quiet guys. They can be very funny when they talk. They only talk when they feel that its needed, and only if they think its worth spending the time saying it. An easy going guy, doesn't take much to make him happy and he laughs at almost everything. A pacifist, fairly easy to pick on but if he takes it personally he will retaliate strongly. A very determined individual, he will set high goals and make sure he achieves them. Ians try to become friends with everybody, he doesn't like having enemies. He doesn't like picking sides among peer disputes. Ians don't mind awkward silences if you are with them, even if you aren't talking with him and it is quiet, don't take it uncomfortably. Dick size is in the high end of average sizes, about 7 inches.
Guy: Look at Ian, wanna mess with him?
Guy 2: No dude, Ian is awesome![/QUOTE]
Some parts, maybe.
Or
[QUOTE]The kind of guy that will set your entire house on fire if he gets bored. I wanted to get out of her house because Ian was over there.[/QUOTE]
I- what?
[QUOTE]Mark 5629 up, 3513 down
the most sexy, erotic, flirtatious, hot stuff, bootylicious 4 letter word you'll ever see. If you spell it backwards, you get kram which according to urban dictionary means smoking weed/ganja/herb; how cool is that! I know you're impressed. If you take the mark out of supermarket, all you're left with is superet and that's pretty stupid cause why would you go out to the superet, it makes no sense. Mark means warlike, especially in bed if ya know what i mean. Its definitely the coolest word/name ever cause if you spell it frontwards and backwards, its different!!! [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE] mark 2563 up, 1753 down
no words to decribe him, other than "a walking god!" he is the reason you live. the sooner you accept that, the better. he may not be interested in you, yet, but wait... i did, and now he's mine... so if theres a mark in your life that you want and find irresistable... chances are he's interested in you, so just wait... your time will come.. i guarantee! good luck, i wish the best to you....
FRIEND 1: "omg! who is that hottie with a body over there? he is irresistably hot. i wish he knew i was alive.... "
FRIEND 2: "oh him? that's mark, of course. who doesn't know him?"
*mark starts walking toward them*
FRIEND 1: "omg! omg! he's coming over here, do you think he likes me? theres now way he could, im too ugly..."
FRIEND 2: "don't be too sure.... he always goes for the girl that least expects it, in this case.... your the girl, good luck! HI MARK!"
MARK: "hello ladies. i was just talking to my friends, when i spotted the most beautiful person i have ever seen, so i decided to come over here and ask her out to the movies this friday. what do you say?"
FRIEND 2: "who is the beautiful person? me, or her?"
MARK: "sorry, but it's her, not you... so, will you?"
FRIEND 1: "omg. of course. i can't believe you think i'm beautiful... no ones ever said that too me, besides my parents, but they have to say it..."
MARK: "great, i'll pick you up around 7:30? k?"
FRIEND 1: "yea, it's great. i can't wait!"
*mark walks away*
FRIEND 2: "what did i tell you?"
FRIEND 1: "wow, i am so excited, and nervous, i never would have thought mark would ask me out!!! this is the best day of my life!
*thus concludes, the best day of her life, this could be you, if you know a mark... just wait.... your time will come*[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Mark 1234 up, 878 down
Extreme; too intense for words; incredibly intelligent; works hard and plays even harder; loves deeply; very tender and caring; protective of those he loves; athletic and outdoorsy; SEXY; gifted in bed; will always make you laugh[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]mark 657 up, 456 down
the sexiest, smartest thing alive. derived from the bible "Mark" is a walking god. It would be an honor to know someone by this name. Should you ask something of him, he will know the perfect answer. It is for this reason that he is a lady pleaser. Also because he has a slong like a black man down to his knees.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]mark 176 up, 111 down
So easy to fall in love with mark.. He makes you laugh when your trying to be mad at him, and gives you the cutest kisses on the forhead. hes very loyal and a genuine guy. He will tell you the truth, and is very truthful with anything you ask. Hes amazing so don't ever give a mark up. they are the best thing you"ll ever have..
; Mark is the best boyfriend anyone can ever have, dont let em' go.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Mark 1355 up, 1087 down
A name given to the coolest, funniest, most popular, and most enjoyable Males in the world.
Joe: haha, this guy is hilarious
Tom: Yeah he's really the life of the party
Tim: HAHAHA, he just gave someone the arabian sandgoggles
Sandy: Must be Mark[/QUOTE]
[quote]Super Stud![/quote]
[quote]Probably the sweetest guy on earth. When you first meet him he can be a total prick but when you get to know him he can be the nicest person in the world. Not to mention his looks are sexy as fuck.[/quote]
Well, gee...
[quote]blowjob under de table; an asshole; beener[/quote]
[quote]Synonym for asshole[/quote]
Oh, okay.
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basicilly a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.[/QUOTE]
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An amazing guy who is so funny, and wonderful. Someone who can brighten anyone's day no matter how sad they are. He's sweet, and handsome. He can be sarcastic but he gets it from me, well some of it. He gets scared of nonscary things, and he has an amazing sense of style with wicked hair to accompany it. His smile is adorable, and his laugh is too. He smells like heaven, even though I don't know the exact name of the cologne he uses. I can pretty much say that I'm in love with this guy, entirely. His name means more to me than it would to anyone else, and I'm pretty sure of that.[/QUOTE]
Apart from the other oddly similiar to real life situations I've been in, this one is the best yet.
[quote]14. Ross
Verb; the act of ejaculating in one's eye during masturbation.
"Mate, what's up with your eye?"
"Well...I ross'd"[/quote]
and was not expecting this one
[quote]34. ross
to rob a car and or keyboard
most feared man in ireland
ross is gonna rob your ar and or keyboard[/quote]
they got the most feared man on my Island right.
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Caleb
Someone that you love to hang out with and someone who you need. A guy who you come to depend on and trust.He accepts all people for who they are and has a secret compassion for them. Has a heart of gold and hesistates to show it. Caleb has the funniest sense of humour & always speaks his mind even when it may be inappropriate. He treats his girl well & would do anything to make her happy even if it means changing hiself. His girl can only think 'Is he for real? Is he gonna hurt me? Am I with the right guy?'. he's almost too good to be true. he's easy to love &
makes a girl feel beautiful, special,powerful,worthy and a better person. he's the kinda guy any person would be lucky to have in their life. so if you meet this guy caleb.. stick with him, cause he'll make life even more sweeter.
caleb is dutch for: the best boyfriend imaginable <3
I love him with all i have[/QUOTE]
<3
[QUOTE]see also
gay[/QUOTE]
:(
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The most sweet and sesitive man you will ever meet. His heart is so big, sometimes he doesn't know quite what to do with it. He is beauiful inside and out. underneath his ruggid figure, his heart is huge. If you fall in love with a Joe, don't ever let him go. he just might not come back. Dont ever break his heart. He is to fragile. He doesn't care much for play fighting. Josephs always give the best hugs, you know you are safe when you are in his arms. You don't have to even meet him to know he is the one for you. Unsure of himself at times. Knows what he wants and goes after it. Hard to read his mind, but not afraid to share it. Always protects the ones he loves. Will do great things with his life. Probably will even change the world.
"You think your in love?"
"Ya I caught Joe"[/quote]
Um. What?
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Oh look my last name has the initial M.
Drew - "Generally a smart, caring, intelligent, slightly sarcastic guy whose full name is usually Andrew. Also, very handsome and charming. Ass-hole tendencies are sporatic, but infrequent."
Haha, arsehole tendencies. I get them quite a lot.
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"Danny - An amazing guy. A Danny can be defined by 5 words; funny, cute, unique, impressive, huggable. Danny's are people you can't help but love. & who could turn down a Danny?"
Really, Urban Dictionary? :'D
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a man who can hold his smoke, he can inhale a huge hit of weed with out the slightest cough afterward, a god of weed[/quote]
420 BLAZE IT FAGGOT
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Someone who doesn't just think they are better than everyone else....they just are. Sweet, funny, charismatic, witty. Blessed with boysish good looks and a charming personality. Beau is "it", and everyone wants to be him!
Women love Beau, and men want to be Beau![/quote]
That's fucking right. Everyone loves me!
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The most amazing person you will ever meet and the sweetest guy you will ever know. A person you'll want to spend the rest of your life with and is more than likely the greatest thing that has ever happened to you.
Why can't I have a guy like that... why can't I have a Beau?[/quote]
[QUOTE]The coolest fucker ever. Often seen with bitches and a cane.
Everyone including you wishes they were Chase[/QUOTE]
I could agree with that.
[QUOTE]The name you use when referring to someone who can give amazing hugs and make anyone laugh.
I met this amazing amazing guy and I swear he was a Chase.[/QUOTE]
I can make anyone laugh, my co-workers love me since I make the day enjoyable and fun.
[QUOTE]very sarcastic. The one who gets called out for talking when their not supposed to. Chases are quite fine, hot, sweet, and great for a laugh. very supportive. they are usually tall and blond.
Chase: I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.[/QUOTE]
I am not tall and blond, I can be very sarcastic. Its pretty much all true, I can not really say about being fine or hot though.
Dylan
[quote]Guy with an incredibly huge penis and is totally awsome compared to any bitch ass Russians.
(if you know anybody named dylan next time you see him give him a high five unless your a chick in that case give him a hug but no fatties)
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Usually known as the most amazing boyfriend on the planet. Typically a Wonderful friend and Amazing kisser.
Listens and is always there for you no matter what. Loves unconditionally and is
Just downright a fantastic, extraordinary, miraculous human being. You'd be
lucky to be loved by him... But given his Amazing-factor... He is probably
already Spoken for. Too bad.
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The most amazing person on earth who makes you feel great about yourself. Good listener and an amazing boy <3
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A Dylan is quite possibly one of the sweetest people alive. Finding a Dylan is like an epiphany. A fun, cute, country boy that knows how to treat a woman. Dylan's tend to get along with everyone, because everyone likes a Dylan. Dylan's are smart, funny, and kind. If you get a hold of a Dylan, don't let go because you'll regret it. Sometimes spelled Dillon, sometimes you can refer to a Dylan as Dyll (or Dill)<3.
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The coolest person out.
Funny, sarcastic, gorgious, sexy and all around perfect.
they are the kind of person that just makes you smile. :) <3
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Oh stop it, urbandictionary, you're making me blush
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a man who can hold his smoke, he can inhale a huge hit of weed with out the slightest cough afterward, a god of weed[/quote]
420 BLAZE IT FAGGOT
[QUOTE]Miki can be referred to as a cute girl. Miki has a nice face and a great body who acts innocent but behind closed doors can have wild passionate sex. She is true to herself and she waits for a guy who she loves and knows will love her back. Miki is also a Japanese name for creek. Miki is usually asian.
[I]I can't hurt that girl! She is too much of a Miki.
You think she is innocent but she is really a Miki.[/I][/QUOTE]
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[quote]the man responsbile for the monstrosity known as "myspace", owner and operator of said site, and consequently the man blamed every time myspace is down.[/quote]
all about myspace.
[QUOTE]Someone really handsome and bright. Loving but shy. Knows right from wrong, and difference between wisdom and intelligence. Doesn't appreciate money over everything else. Believes in the endless potential of humankind. Shares many values with Buddhism if one would want to start compering. Addicted to an on-line game. Loves both dogs and cats and his woman. Doesn't think being famous makes you a better person. Appreciates those who realize the potential in them.[/QUOTE]
For the most part that fits me, which makes me happy. But I also know a guy with the same name, and he isn't like that at all.
[QUOTE]the most sexy, erotic, flirtatious, hot stuff, bootylicious 4 letter word you'll ever see. If you spell it backwards, you get kram which according to urban dictionary means smoking weed/ganja/herb; how cool is that! I know you're impressed. If you take the mark out of supermarket, all you're left with is superet and that's pretty stupid cause why would you go out to the superet, it makes no sense. Mark means warlike, especially in bed if ya know what i mean. Its definitely the coolest word/name ever cause if you spell it frontwards and backwards, its different!!![/QUOTE]
Damn straight.
[QUOTE]5. Adam 104 up, 30 down
A man who sits at home on a computer and reads definitions about his own name. Wondering if some of these may be written by people who actually know him. He is in-fact Truthful somewhat good looking but still wonders why he is single. Secretly a big nerd but the most caring man when it comes to ones he loves or Girlfriends he once loved.[/QUOTE]
Mhmm.
[url]http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jeremy[/url]
"A named based on the biblical name Jeremiah. Used as a name for children who are blessed with a large brain and/or penis. Also used as a replacement for "perfect"."
"A guy who is smart and has a big penis"
Tatiana-Louise, but that got no results plus i don't think anyone's ever called me that, even my parents. Let's just go for Tatiana
[quote]female's name meaning fairy queen
mostly the name Tatiana is for pretty girls, Tatianas are always beautiful, get a lot of attention, is usually that girl that every boy wants.
[i]oh god! it's that one girl Tatiana, shes so pretty!![/i][/quote]
I know it means fairy queen, which is a little embarrassing. I do get a fair amount of attention but I doubt it's for the right reasons, as any girl would I'm bound to decline any compliment on my appearance.
[quote]tatiana means fairy queen mostly the name Tatiana is for pretty girls, Tatianas are always beautiful, get a lot of attention, is usually that girl that every boy wants, can be named for really stuck up girls but that isnt true . it is the name of the friendliest , sweetest , forgivingest , most hilarious girls ever . they attract people easily and are easy to fall inlove with .they have the nicest body ever and the nicest butt. a this tatiana is very hyperactive all the time and laughs for no reason(= A tatiana is a kick ass person, not one to mess with
shes an all out fun-tabulouse person who is sprung Off this boy.
we want to fuck this tatiana!!!
[i]tatiana=a hottie!! [/i][/quote]
Nice butt, yeah I can go with that. I'm proud of the booty. also forgiving, too forgiving.
[quote]Tatiana meaning "Fairy Queen" is from Russian heritage. The girl is usually always reading, laughing, or exploring. Tatiana is a fairly lovable girl that's generous and happy. Tatiana has a lot of good friends but she isn't popular. Tatiana's usually have a good sense of humor and they are talented. Tatiana's are interesting people.[/quote]
this is probably the closest, I love those 3 things (well of course everyone loves to laugh so that's just a bit dumb to state), I'd like to think i'm "fairly" lovable that's generous and happy.. I do have a number of friends but i wouldn't describe myself as one of those popular cool kidz~. good sense of humour yeah maybe, I'm always pulling out puns which i think are shit but they always seem to amuse people around me which is nice. Talented? I have yet to discover what that is.
[quote]A name usually given to females; from Russian heritage, sometimes spelled Tatyana. When pronounced mistakenly, can be said Tashayna. People named Tatiana are prone to falling down at the worst of times, due to weak ankles.
[i]Hey, Tatiana--oh my God! She fell down again![/i]
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I'm an accident prone but there's nothing wrong with my ankles! I dance :(
[quote]A shortened form of the name 'Titania', the queen of the fairies in Shakespeare’s "A Mid-Summer's Nights Dream"
[i][b]Titania sounds weird, lets just call her 'Tania'[/b][/i][/quote]
I like this one best, since I think my name is weird and everyone just calls me Tania, no one really knows my actual name. Apart from now the internet world. Used to be Tanya but I changed that years ago
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