• Look up your (real) name on Urban Dictionary, post the results. Are they accurate?
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I have mixed feelings about this. [QUOTE] 1. Sam Sam is a really great guy who has many friends and many people love him. You can trust him with everything and anything! He is always there for his friends and can make you happy at the worst of times. He is one of those people that you can just get on with and easily spend a happy amount of time with. Every girl would be lucky to have a guy like sam and even though he is annoyingly smart he is also witty, charming, cute and has great hair. He also is a music genius! He never gives himself enough credit for the great person he is. He has a large affect on people's lives- more than he will ever know. Basically he is an easy guy to love and someone you never want to lose from your life. So hope to always know him and that he will never change. "See that guy over there, yeh he could so be called Sam."[/QUOTE] I'm all for that. [QUOTE]2. Sam Sam means the name of one person who is: Super At Masturbation "I bet your not Sam...like me"[/QUOTE] I guess it's accurate... maybe? I've never compared masturbation notes with anyone so I really don't know. [QUOTE]3. Sam Sam is short for Samuel. Will be an awesome friend and really nice. his hair is unbelievably soft. He has girls chasing after him and he will chase them back. HILARIOUS!..cute kid.. " that guy is such a cutie. he is funny and sweet. he must be a Sam."[/QUOTE] I do have soft hair, and I do have [SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB][SUB]very few[/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB][/SUB] girls chasing after me. Too bad I'm gay. [QUOTE]4. Sam Sexy Attractive Male "Hi I'm a sexy attractive male, but you can call me Sam for short."[/QUOTE] Yes. [SUB][SUB]probably not...[/SUB][/SUB]
Brad [QUOTE]an amazing person, who will always treat you great no matter what happens, who will love you unconditionally, acts like a crazy little kid sometimes, and is the most loving and caring person in the world!!!!! and is great in bed!!! [I]"i heard tiff is dating brad now, she says he is the most amazing guy she has ever met!![/I][/QUOTE] [QUOTE] Is known to be the ultimate sex machine. It's common to share his crazy sex stories to his friends. This sounds like torture, but it's actually entertaining when you meet a Brad. They usually play guitar really really really good, and know every single definition of every word on urban dictionary without having to look it up. [I]-"Hey you wanna hook up?" -"Wait, aren't you a Brad?" -"yeah" -"OMGZ YES"[/I][/QUOTE] [QUOTE]An overall amazing guy. He is sexy and sweet. The perfect boyfriend and comrade. He loves to get drunk, but doesn't get mean. He is amazing in bed or wherever he chooses. He is difficult to deal with sometimes, but you can never stay upset because of the love you have for him. He tends to say things that make no sense, but it just adds to his charm. [I]She is so lucky to be dating Brad, he's amazing![/I][/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Derived from Brad Pitt. Sexy male that encourages female wet dreams. [I] adj. that guy is so Brad. verb. (female) that guy just made me Brad on the spot.[/I][/QUOTE] Christ, Urban Dictionary loves me.
[QUOTE=]Youri 1. (n.) A name with roots in both Russian and Korean, it's bearers tend to be both immeasurably nerdy and ridiculously good-looking. 2. (v.) the act of scaring people with the sheer epicness of one's nerd powers. 1. Ryan: "Hey, Youri's back." Osman: "But was she ever gone...?" 2. Dude, you totally Youri-ed that guy with your guitar hero skils[/QUOTE] Well well well. Wasn't expecting that.
[b]Martin[/b] [quote]A crazy ass skilled guy who has what it takes. Practically skilled at everything. It'll be unwise to diss this iron man. Not to mention that he is a good looking guy with a muscular body. He makes his chick feel worthy and can pleasure her beyond unimaginable dreams. Chicks are very lucky to found themselves by his side.[/quote] [quote] someone extremely hot others fantasize about daily.[/quote] [quote] an amazing human being his glow affects eeryone who is near him. "hey here comes that martin lets rub his scalp"!. "did you see dave" "yeah hes so funny hes a martin"[/quote] [quote]A guy who acts shy but actually has a big penis that guy is quiet, but he's a martin[/quote]
[quote]The perfect boyfriend; someone who will stay on the phone with you just because, someone who opens doors for you, someone who makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside whenever you're near them. They generally are funny, and tease you a lot. But you never care. an amazing, unique, funny guy. knows when to be serious but rarely do you see this side of him. always a smile for everyone he sees. this is the type of guy who any girl would like to marry because he is caring towards everyone. he is one of a kind, jokester, charming, loving, caring, handsome, he is all over the best guy you will ever meet in your life. A charismastic, charming, handsome, respectful and chivalrous gentleman of high upbringing. A 'Prince Charming' so to speak in many aspects.[/quote] I am surprised on how true this is.
ingebrigt Pulling an "ingebrigt" would imply hurting yourself in a way not correlating to the situation you're in. Last night I pulled an ingebrigt. I was playing football, then I hit my head on a clifface! I was walking down the stairs, then I fell out the window. I hurt myself while fighting some guy. I ran into a wall. I think it might be kinda accurate.
[QUOTE][B]Adrian[/B] A hot ass guy that is strong and smart. Trys everything to keep a relationship from failing and is good when it comes to listening and talking (not to girls). Also know best for his abilities and experience in bed. A great friend and the best boyfriend to be with. On the other hand not the best person to mess with because he can fight. Adrian for some reason cannot hold a grudge for little things, but can and will not let it go if it horible. Even if he says he got over it (he really didn't). Another thing is once he likes someone he wont move on til he gets that person or he finally accepts that he is never going to get her. BUT just give him a chance... he may just be the best thing thats ever happen to you.[/QUOTE] Close [QUOTE][B]Adrian[/B] A very sweet boy, that listens to your problems and tries to help you out, he's very good at figuring you out, he tells you straight up how he feels bout situations, he is strong as a[SP]christian[/SP]and dosnt only think about himself he puts family or friends first, he's not selfish but very thankful for what he's got, but dont mess with this kid cause he is a very good fighter and he will Eff you up. Other then that he's a good boy, smart, strong, and caring.[/QUOTE] Getting there [QUOTE][B]Adrian[/B] God of sexonia, has the physical features of hercules + ron jeremys penis times a million suns, best harmonicists/drummer in the known universe and quite possibly ur pants, can make any girl orgas-maplode into sunshine (no fat chicks)[/QUOTE] Nailed it
[QUOTE] A guy who cares a lot about other people. He doesn't base his friendships and relationships on how someone looks. Brady is the type of guy that is everyone's best friend. He is also a laddies man. Every girl is hanging on his every word. And often flirts as often as possible, even if it not intentional. Brady loves music, and very ridiculous things. He is so sweet and will never let someone fall between the cracks and if they do he helps them back up. Usually has long blondish brownish hair that he is nagged to cut, and brilliant blue eyes. Brady is one of the dearest friends you can ever have.[/QUOTE] The visual and "ladies' man" parts aren't true, but I [I]never[/I] judge people by their looks, including females. I also consider myself a good friend. I really do care about others.
"The don, awesomest dude (usually from Indian descent) who deserves the highest of fives! And he's friends with an awesome Indian/Portuguese chick. ----- is a guy who gets all the girls, hard to resist...girls control yourselves!! Known to be the pengest dude around!" Well it true. I'm a really nice guy and I have a lot of friends that are girls.
Sexy, without flaw, loving, kindhearted, name for someone that is special to you, thoughtful. :dance:
[quote]A highly intelligent, smooth talking, mysterious, player, who appears rough on the exterior, but has a heart, you just won't know it....Use CAUTION when in the vicinity of said male species; as they can suck you in and bend you to their will; stripping you of all your values and moral beliefs. Also highly contagious...most men wanna be him and all females wanna have him. Has the ability to turn you into a wimpering ball of flesh with one comment, leaving victim to question their validity for life. [/quote] Totally accurate.
[B]Dominic[/B] [QUOTE] Words cannot describe the awesomeness of this character. Those who bear this name are blessed by all the Gods and by life itself. Every fibre of their being resonates with immense power and unimaginable strength. To truly understand the power this name bears, you would have to throw yourself into a black hole, or a Sun, to be embraced by its indescribable power and its pure, raw energy. Dude1:"duuude, have you seen DOMINIC?" Dude2:"OH-SHIII-.." The Earth Implodes.[/QUOTE] I confirm this is true.
[quote] romantic and very loving person vary kind hearted a fighter and a lover bold has anger issues often falls for girls easy but gets over them well never scared of anybody and loves loves loves sports jacob is the sweetest most kind hearted guy i have ever met said brittney.[/quote] Alright, cool, I guess. Except for the anger issues, that sounds pretty good. Let me see how good it gets. [Quote]A Jacob is perfect in every single way. He's a gentleman, he's smart, funny, incredibly gorgeous, silly, and mature. He knows just what to say and just when to say it and is the kind of guy you want to spend the rest of your life with. Every time you look at him your heart stops beating and you cant breath and then he looks at you and suddenly your heart is going a mile a minute and you're breathing so hard you're afraid that your chest may explode. He's an angel.[/quote] :D
Troy [quote]Has a abnormally HUGE PENIS ranging 24-36 inches. Always drowning in pussy. Doesn't take shit from no one and does not have CROTCH ROT! Also a beast at everything he does especially in the sack. Ladies can cook eggs and bacon on his eight pack then get down on him and ride him like a roller coaster. The only thing hes says is "BEND OVER BITCH" and everyone replies HELL YA![/quote] [quote] Declaring yourself winner of everything. Being the American Hero and motivating all those around you to be winners. Having extreme confidence in oneself.[/quote] [quote] The coolest kid around. He gets all the ass he wants and can real in girls from anywhere. True hottie. Has rumors started about him by douchebags, but doesnt let it get to him, but knows the truth and lives life getting hot girls.[/quote] All 100% accurate.
Hans Christian [QUOTE][B]A person who rarely drinks[/B] Hans Christian never drinks anything. Or, "hvorfor drikker HC aldrig nooooget"[/QUOTE] Tags: hc gay ass buddy king Surprisingly true, bar the tags.
[quote]Talon pron. 1. Master of time and space. 2. An expert at insanity. 3. Bringer of doom ... and pie. LOTS of pie. It's like if a witch, clown, samurai and a priest had an orgy.[/quote] Nah [quote]Talon The best friend anybody could ever have. Somebody who is very protective and rarely fights for himself. I need somebody to talk to Call Talon ! Oh, yeah, he's a great friend.[/quote] :friendly:
[b]Cody[/b] [editline]10th September 2012[/editline] [quote] 1) An attractive guy that chicks digg. 2) A being who has a level manliness about them of which is somewhat subtle yet unparalleled, and which is sometimes mistaken by lesser men as gayness. 3) A higher level of man who endures a multitude of gay jokes, but is in reality much more straight than the lesser men who provoke him. 1) Girl 1 - omg, did you like, see that cute guy at the mall today? Girl 2 - omg girlfriend, he was like, such a cody!!! 2) Boy 1 - Wow that kid in our science class is so gay. Boy 2 - No, he's actually a cody. Boy 1 - Oh! Nevermind, that was my mistake. He's more of a man than I could ever dream of being. 3) Boy 1 - Wow you are so gay... Boy 2 - Wow you would say that. He's way more straight than you could ever be. He's a Cody. No offense dude, but you're kind of a closet queer. Boy 1 - Nuh uh I'm a cody too. Boy 2 - B.S. dude you are so not manly enough to be a cody. You're gay.[/quote]
[quote]oscar 1276 up, 762 down The master of all humans, the person who has control of the world, and the coolest person in the planet. let's finish building oscar his new temple, because if we dont finish it today he will whip us with his giant cock.[/quote] Damn right.
[QUOTE=Qubik;37591454]"Markus The Most Sexiest male alive; attracts any girl with either humor or flirtatious desires. Known to be the best husbands out there. [i]I love that guy Markus, theres just something about him that I like[/i]" oh yes, this is very accurate[/QUOTE] Mah Nigga. [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/jh.JPG[/IMG]
[QUOTE]Trevor: A unit of measure equal to 1 dick-pound of thrust. Most often used to measure the amount of sexual prowess needed for a woman to achieve orgasm. To convert to metric units 1000 Trevors is equal to 1 metric Dick-Ton of force.[/QUOTE] Ladies... :smug: Okay, let's see what definition #2 is: [QUOTE]Trevor is an English name usually given to boys. It is an ancient celtic word meaning "large penis". Through scientific investigations and surveys, scientists have found that suprisingly almost every man named Trevor has an above average penis length and width.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE] Someone who you can trust your life with. A guy that's so sweet and amazing you could never let him go. The man I'm going to spend the rest of my life with and an over all perfect person.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]The best friend a girl could ever have! EVER! Life would suck without Trevor. He's sweet, funny, adorable, outgoing, and not afraid of his inner nerd! Any girl would be SUPER lucky to date Trevor and I would be jealous of whoever she may be![/QUOTE] [QUOTE]The perfect guy! Very considerate and self sacrificing. A great sense of humor but serious when needed. He is a child at heart. Can always cheer you up. Great communication if you approach him right. Very honest and not afraid to say what he thinks. Great with numbers, but not spelling. Will be your best friend when you need it even if he wants more. Amazing in bed but doesnt boast.[/QUOTE] Etc, Etc...
Mikkel is used alot in northern Norway. Mikkel comes from the Saami name Mihkkal and has been translated to many languages. Mikkel has been translated to English as Michael and alot of people name their children so. Mikkel is synonymous with intelligence. If you want a child with extreme intelligence then name it Mikkel! If you want a child with extreme intelligence and good looks as well, then you should name your child Mikkel Isak. Because Mikkel is synonymous with intelligence as Isak is with good looks and strength. Mikkel Isak is soo hot and Awesome, he even taught me math with 1 sentence "Math = functions + Numbers" Well i guess im somewhat smart, so yea its pretty accurate.
[quote] Roughly translated to "traveler who has been to Rome" Hence Roman, the addition of the 'o' Changes the meaning.[/quote]
[QUOTE]1. Shaun 1066 up, 237 down An amazing person someone you'll never forget. Someone strong and wise. He might not always be serious or very nice but he will always trying to be doing the right things. Very strong and intelligent. Is there when you need him. A jerk at times but he will always make up for it. And a very good looking person as well. Wow! I think he should be Shaun not a Rob. He does seem to act like a Shaun.[/QUOTE]
[B]Zack[/B] [QUOTE]Perfect in all aspects of life. Amazingly talented and athletic beyond belief. With the "bod" of a god? [/QUOTE] Next [QUOTE]a guy with a very big dick women love to have sex with him but he makes it hard for them to walk the next day. he is hella hot and strong[/QUOTE] next [QUOTE]The proper way to spell "Zach." As the "-ch" ending produces a voiceless palato-alveolar affricate such as the "ch" in "Chip." [/QUOTE] Yeah....
Leigh The best friend anyone could ask for. Truely awesome in every way. Knows when your feeling down, upset, happy, hurt or just want to talk. A Leigh will be there for you no matter what time it is or how far away she is from you. A Leigh is also someone who will make you laugh so hard your tummy will ache for days... Nope. Not at all.
[QUOTE] [B]Ryan[/B] An Irish name meaning "little king". A person worthy of the name Ryan is indeed a person of true royalty. A handsome gentleman with a charming smile. Has the greatest respect for life and people, especially women. A great sense of humor, easy going and modest. An even greater sense of adventure. But has been known to fall to grips of an adrenaline lust, often risking himself for a thrill seek. A person that believes in all people, until they have proven otherwise, and even then might still believe in you. His mind is amazing, slightly insane but pure genius, the only force stronger is his heart. To be loved by, is to be… Truly... Loved. Loves a challenge, but often doesn’t often accept the reward. Gives his heart and soul to the people he cares for. He is either on top of the world smiling ear to ear or underneath it trying to lift still offering an occasional smirk. He can be explosive so don’t shake too much. But otherwise can truly accomplish anything. Synonymous with Perfection…. Perfection is defined by its flaws. A great Leader, consider him yours[/QUOTE] [QUOTE] A very lovable guy, nice, funny, friendly and very very attractive, he'll sweep you off your feet.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE] An Irish name, which means "Little King" in its roots. A person with the name of Ryan is usually a kind-hearted guy that’s funny with a great sense of humor, honorable, respect for all people, especially women. The only time a Ryan does not show respect is if you piss him off, usually by giving him bullshit, doing something to him that is absolutely uncalled for, or asking dumb questions that requires some common sense to answer. Another thing that may piss him off is doubting him because he’ll go to all lengths to prove you wrong and then he will be mad at you. Be warned: Ryans are usually easy to anger and tough to cool down. Ask nicely (but not immediately after pissing him off), he will forgive you, but usually you will have to owe him one. When talking to him, he is respectful, may interrupt here and there, but above all, a great listener that is only matched by the great advice he gives. With his help, he might try to fix it if you are a close friend, but sometimes ends up screwing it over accidentally. Physically, Ryan has dark hair, hot body and dark eyes, but may not be the tallest or shortest in the area. If you are looking to date someone, then go after Ryan because if you don't, someone else will go after him. He will show more love for his gf than for anyone else, but make sure you don't do anything stupid because that may cause a break up. If he asks for your number (especially if you are a hot girl), DO NOT DENY HIM because it means he sees something in you.[/QUOTE] Uh...looks like someone was doing a bit of ego boosting there. Every single entry is like this, and there are over 25 pages. The third one is actually pretty true for me (except the "hot body" part but I'm working on it) but then again it's like a fortune teller - vague enough to apply to anyone.
Hmmm... [QUOTE] [B]Ben[/B] 1. a guy who's amazing at giving women head. A true cunninglinguist. long tongue, skill, not afraid to get wet behind the ears, etc. Girl 1: "Hey, did you get what you wanted from your man last night?" Girl 2: "Damn right I did, I got that and more. My man is a true ben" and he's a great kisser and will stay wih you when your feeling lonley [I]ben is the best i have ever had[/I] 2. an amazing guy. he usually makes this girl happy and flirts alot. ben is extremely cute and anyone would be lucky to have him. [I]man i love ben.[/I] 3. One who has insanely large cock. Probably the most awesome person ever, and every girl thinks he is sexy. Is good at many things, and very original. Not a poser in any way shape or form. [I]Oh...no thats not a parade, they are just following Ben.[/I] [/QUOTE] Too bad I have a micropenis. And theres pretty much pages of similar shit, what the hell.
[QUOTE] 2. one of the best guys in the world! he knows how to make a girl feel good about herself and cares. sweet, sexy, nice, fun, and huge penis. if only girls gave him a shot though... maybe one day <3 Wow, i look at Alex. i think i should give him a chance.... Only live once anyways <3 3. Someone that is of extreme greatness. Often considered as a god in some religions. Also means cool. Girl: yeah he is sooo Alex[/QUOTE] Yeah not too far off I suppose
[quote]He's the guy that you never forget, because once he's got your heart, you never want him to give it back. He has a lot of silly tantrums, but no-body minds because he's a nice guy. He is also very very random with a wierdly shaped head and loves his family very much. If you find a karl who tells you he loves you, believe him and most importantly; let him. Karl - 'i will always be yours.' Girl - 'i know.[/quote] Hah...I hope it's right.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/AoMV8.png[/img] I confirm this
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