Fucking scammers have been trying to get me for ages.

[Kade]

Forward the details of the scammer onto theses guys to play with: [url]http://www.419eater.com/[/url]

[Madman_Andre]

[QUOTE=MachiniOs;20196721][IMG]http://www.e4.com/media/5F5C19BB-A6ED-4F31-BE34-BA6A137274E4_extra.jpg[/IMG]
"Goooodd afternoon sir, thiis is the FBAAAIIIII"[/QUOTE]

I fucking laughed my ass off. :cawg:

On average, I get about a dozen Nigerian emails a day. I reply with the above image.

[Shankinator]

[QUOTE=meatballfish;20189628]I get a scammer every day to two days trying to scam me for my old WoW account.[/QUOTE]

My spam folder is filled with these. :fuckyou:

[[void]]

[QUOTE=Faunts;20189618]Seems legit.[/QUOTE]

Which is what they're aiming for.

[Nightrazr]

[QUOTE='[void];20198017']Which is what they're aiming for.[/QUOTE]

Here son, seems like you'll need this:
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/sarcasm_detector.png[/img]

[SystemSodomy]

Man,why don't I ever get spams like these...? I just get the standard 'Make your cock twelve feet long' offers...

[Broryt]

This is how my gmail spam folder looks like
Blocked stuff are mainly youtube spamming about comments
[IMG]http://i869.photobucket.com/albums/ab256/Broryt/Screenshot2010-02-13at102623PMcopy.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i869.photobucket.com/albums/ab256/Broryt/Screenshot2010-02-13at102715PM.png[/IMG]

I don't even use gmail for wow v:v:v

[unoriginalname]

My spam folder is filled to the brim with emails about my WoW account that I don't even use. They all say something along the lines of that apparently I'm trying to sell the account and they want me to send them the details on a website that looks similar to the official WoW site in order to verify that the account is mine. They must think I'm stupid.

[editline]12:45AM[/editline]

Oh great, the scammers found my gmail account. They used to only send the emails to my yahoo account.

[mutant]

Man all I get are people on steam trying to grab my account.
For awhile I used to get a bunch of "friends of friends" on xfire asking me to borrow my steam details for 30minutes so they could play css in some scrim.

[radioactive]

I have never got spam.

[gaston]

i got some spam ones to and even for my old WoW account that i don't use anymore

[teeheeV2]

[QUOTE=gRuKz;20189681]You guys are lucky... :( I want to get scams messages too.[/QUOTE]

No you don't

[armydude359]

I have (how many?) [sp] 4,366[/sp] messages in my (Provider?) [sp] Yahoo! [/sp] [B]INBOX.[/B] :v:

[Chad Mobile]

[QUOTE=Ragamuffin..;20192518]Don't sign up to Cam or Porn sites? It's not like they pull your e-mail out of their ass...[/QUOTE]
That's the amazing part. I hardly put my email [b]ANYWHERE.[/b]

[Paravin]

Yes! A prince from Nigeria is going to give me millions of dollars! See you later, you broke losers!

[Com Truise]

hahaha yeah fucking scammers, personally I WANT some people to try and scam me on steam those scams are hilarious. But these Nigerian ones are a pain in the arse.

[MachiniOs]

[QUOTE=radioactive;20199344]I have never got spam.[/QUOTE]

I get the occasional ammount but i reply with pictures of cocks.

[Nightrazr]

I can't open one of my inboxes.
It's probably around 25k spam messages now.

[TheIceman]

I always say I've got tons of spam.

I only have one tin of spam..

[editline]06:24PM[/editline]

[img]http://f00.inventorspot.com/images/1559606_340_1116081430036-spam.jpg[/img]

Here it is.

[RichardCQ]

[QUOTE=Bradmastah;20189729]Can't you report messages about people pretending to be the FBI to the police?[/QUOTE]
It's actually a federal crime to impersonate a federal agent (who would guess?). It would probably hold some international weight too.

[Sheezo0o]

Nigerians and there internet faggotry.

[Dlaor]

[QUOTE=Impracticable;20190142]Diaor, je hebt gefaald.[/QUOTE]
Dlaor*

[Baldr]

[QUOTE]My dear,
Honestly I am glad that you honour my mail,how are you today? My name is Anita Kipkalya Kone,from Kenya 24 years old and a daughter of the former Kenyan road minister late Mr Kipkalya Kones who died on Tuesday 10th June 2008 along the Cessna 210 plane crash which was heading to Kericho in a remote area called Kajong'a, in western Kenya as You can read more on the crash below:
[URL]http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/africa/06/10/kenya.crash/index.html[/URL]
Although this mail might comes to you as a surprise because we haven't met,please consider it as a divine wish and accept me with a deep sense of humanity,I believe you will look into my condition and listen to my cry and consider me to be like your own sister or close friend. Ernestly i am writing this mail with tears and sorrow from my heart due to the condition i find myself after the passing away of my parent and nothwithstanding the whole tragic feel i was mallested and rejected without any cause simply because my mum had died earlier and we are polygamous family. Thereafter the funeral of my dad,my stepmother and my uncle with their african mentality conspired and sold off my father's properties worth milions of dollar to an italian expertrate and shared the money among themselves living almost nothing for me.
One faithful morning as i tried to open my father's briefcase,i found an important documents with which he had deposited some money in my name as the next of kin at the African development bank,Burkina Faso. I travelled down to Burkina Faso to withdraw some of the money but the Bank Director whom I met in person highlited me on my father's instruction to the bank concerning the money and how it should be withdrawn that only on the account that i am married or i should present to the bank an honest and worthy trustee who will assist me in reclaiming the fund and transfer it into his account for an investment as i finish up my education. In my search for a reliable person i have found you a man i can count on. I believe that you will not betray my trust on you but rather take me as your own sister or close friend because right now i am suffering terrible here in Burkina faso in the refugee camp as i have no body to rescue me from this strange situation in a foreign land.
I have chosen to contact you after my prayers and i was convinced that you will be the true one to rescue me from this trouble,I have the money confirmed in the bank $7.2 million in their records as unclaimed bill in my father account and i have the death certificate and the deposit certificate of the fund stating as proof of my geneuity. I shall compensate you with 30% of the whole money in as much as you could help me make the transfer of this money into your account successfully. I wait upon your positive response showing your interest and ability to carry out this transaction and in the light of the above i shall appreciate your urgent message indicating your willingness to help me with all your mind to achieve this successfully. Thanks and God bless you as i look forward to seeing your reply.

Anita Kipkalya [/QUOTE][QUOTE] Mr.Kazim Obaid
United arab Emirates.
REQUEST FOR URGENT ASSISTANCE.

Greetings From Dubai,

This message might meet you in (utmost surprise),however,it's just my urgent need for foreign partner that made me to contact you for this transaction.I am a banker by profession from United Arab Emirates and currently holding the post of Director Auditing and Accounting unit of
the bank.

I have the opportunity of transfering the left over funds
($17.5million)our bank deceased customer late Richard Burson, who died on (Egypt Air Flight 990)along with his family on a plane crash below.[URL]http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/502503.stm[/URL].
Hence i am inviting you for a business deal where this money can be shared between us in the ratio of 50/50 as a brotherhood.

If you agree to my business proposal.further details of the
transfer will be forwarded to you as soon as i receive your return mail.

Respectfully
yours
Mr.Kazim Obaid

[/QUOTE][QUOTE]Dear God's elect,

I am writing this mail to you with heavy tears In my eyes and great sorrow in my
heart, My Name is Mrs Alice Idrissa Toyo.and am contacting you from my
country Tunisia I want to tell you this because i don't have any other option
than to tell you as i was touched to open up to you, I am married to Mr Idrissa Toyo
who worked with Tunisia embassy in Mali for nine years before he died in
the year 2005.We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a
brief illness that lasted for only five days. Since his death I decided not to
remarry, When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of US$ 4.2m( Four
million two hundred thousand dollars)in a bank at Bamako the capital city of
Mali in west Africa Presently this money is still in the bank over there. He
made this money available for exportation of Gold from Mali mining.

Recently, My Doctor told me that I would not last for the period of seven months
due to cancer problem. The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness.
Having known my condition I decided to hand you over this money to take care of
the less-privileged people, you will utilize this money the way I am going to
instruct herein. I want you to take 30 Percent of the total money for your
personal use While 70% of the money will go to charity" work people in the
street the orphanage. I grew up as an Orphan and i don't have anybody as my
family member, just to endeavour that the house of God is maintained. am doing
this so that God will forgive my sins and deliver me from this sickness because
i have suffered a lot, I mean my dear this sickness has suffered me so much. As
soon as i receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the bank in Mali
and I will also instruct my lawyer to issue you an authority letter that will
prove you the present beneficiary of that money in t
he bank, that is if you assure me

As I have gone through your profile and found out that you are a trusted person
to deal with, and I strongly believe that you will act according to my
instruction in the disbursement of the money when you receive it.

Hoping to receive your reply.
Mrs Alice Idrissa Toyo[/QUOTE]

I like spam:
[IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/b6qdc4.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/2afmjjb.jpg[/IMG]

[k00lwhip]

First time I saw this I thought it said scanners and I thought:

[img]http://pnmedia.gamespy.com/screenshots/phl/90988431.jpg[/img]

to which I said: omg

[Chris M]

[quote]Ihackyouraccounts: passwodr pls
Colossal -: No thanks.[/quote]

True story.

[suttles]

thnx 4 da free stuff

[ProboardslolV2]

Nobody ever tried to scam me but just today i got this sweet deal on horse viagra

[editline]12:42AM[/editline]

[URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/wtg.png[/IMG][/URL]

Way to go assholes, do you ever think about someone other than yourself?

[Tresbeck]

I'd say trust them....anything from the @live.com email...is legit.

[JesseR92]

I get 12 spam emails a day, I even got one from a guy claiming to be a hitman who said for 250k he would not kill and the hit was orderd by my father.I checked my email I have 80 emails over half of them are spanish the other half is nigerian bank emails.

[Cheese123]

I get just porn spam.... >.>
"SEE MEH NAKED" kind of shit.
Of course.. I never use that email EVAR.
And alot of fake steam support about my account for my info