• I have a school physical today, will they mention the THC in my piss?
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[QUOTE=Ashley :);16482085]Tea or Pot? Hahahaha[/QUOTE] or Teapot? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY lol
I had my physical, they didn't check for it, so I'm pretty happy considering I was blazed yesterday. Usually when I ask about weed here, most people are pro-weed, everyone who replied to this thread seems to be completely against it, lighten up Facepunch, I was only talking about a commonly used recreation drug, if find smoking illogical that's your own opinion.
[QUOTE=Aurain;16483551]Weed causes mental illness. [/QUOTE] Mental Illness? Lol. Tea can cause many diseases, such as... Anthracnose Armillia Root Rot Poisoning Bird's Eye Spot Bacterial Canker Crown Gall Infection Charcoal Stump Root Poisoning Copper Blight Poisoning Dieback Infection through Nematoads Velvet Blight Stump Rot Horse hair Blight Poisoning And that's not even going into all the infections a moth could surface if it got its hands on a tea farm. Edit: forgot to mention it erodes your kidneys and liver extremely slowly.
[QUOTE=its shortie;16482289]You are fucking retarded. Anyway OP, if you go get your physical at your physician you should have doctor-patient confidentiality. That means that legally, he can't tell anyone. It stays between you and him. I'm pretty sure that's how it works.[/QUOTE] When I sweat it out I smell like weed. Must just be me then. lol No need to call me retarded.
Drink LOADS of water between then. You'll detox yourself pretty good. and yeah I think there are detox supplies available if you go to a pharmacist.
At the Weed is worse then cigarettes, because you get addicted to Weed... Right? Not Me Anyway, i smoke it like once every month.
[QUOTE=Morpheus009;16484249]At the Weed is worse then cigarettes, because you get addicted to Weed... Right? Not Me Anyway, i smoke it like once every month.[/QUOTE] Well technically you can get addicted to anything. :-\
[QUOTE=dual elites;16481560]Lol, I love making up new stuff when I'm high. Like, you come up with the most amazing inventions. Sadly you forget them five seconds later.[/QUOTE] When I was high I made a maggot missile replacement using the antlion grub for the soldier in tf2, but I closed everything and I didn't save it. I think i'll make it again some day.
[QUOTE=hypermant;16484006]I had my physical, they didn't check for it, so I'm pretty happy considering I was blazed yesterday. Usually when I ask about weed here, most people are pro-weed, everyone who replied to this thread seems to be completely against it, lighten up Facepunch, I was only talking about a commonly used recreation drug, if find smoking illogical that's your own opinion.[/QUOTE] It's not opinion that druggies are idiots, it's fact.
[QUOTE=hypermant;16484006]I had my physical, they didn't check for it, so I'm pretty happy considering I was blazed yesterday. Usually when I ask about weed here, most people are pro-weed, everyone who replied to this thread seems to be completely against it, lighten up Facepunch, I was only talking about a commonly used recreation drug, if find smoking illogical that's your own opinion.[/QUOTE] You smoked what you were afraid they'd find in your urine the day before your physical? [QUOTE=N0 WAR/.Cheezy.]It's not opinion that [b]MOST[/b] druggies are idiots, it's fact.[/QUOTE] Quoted for truth. OP...[b]Whaddafuckinidiot.[/b]
[QUOTE=N0 WAR;16484390]It's not opinion that druggies are idiots, it's fact.[/QUOTE] I smoke weed for the first time ever before an exam, I got an A*. Because of weed I'm doing physics at A level.
[QUOTE=dual elites;16486128]I smoke weed for the first time ever before an exam, I got an A*. Because of weed I'm doing physics at A level.[/QUOTE] if you didn't smoke weed you would have gotten a Z (when you go above A it goes back to the end)
I have to say, you kinda deserve it.
great another kid trying to say they smoke weed and get high nice.
I just had my physical 2 days after getting wasted. Piss in the toilet and scoop it out so the concentration is less. Put some extra water in from the sink. That's what I did and I didn't get caught. I don't even think they specifically tested for THC. They just said I had a little extra protein in my piss from my kidneys.
[QUOTE=Uber|nooB;16486266]if you didn't smoke weed you would have gotten a Z (when you go above A it goes back to the end)[/QUOTE] Ah, I see.
[QUOTE=Nat562;16483786]or Teapot? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY lol[/QUOTE] Oh my God I laughed at something on Facepunch.
Wait, could you steep some weed and make tea.... :aaaaa:
Smoke more.
[QUOTE=mm3guy;16481919]What happened to your "Do not accept drinks from this man" avatar?[/QUOTE] I dunno, one day I just came on and it had gone. Think it was garry to be honest, it's happened once before. [editline]12:49AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Uber|nooB;16482022]garry made the forums poop themselves and delete oversized avatars [editline]08:28PM[/editline] some time ago[/QUOTE] oh, that.
I'll give you a serious answer, as am I a weed smoker too (: Drink Tea all day is has De-toxins in it andit will help you pee alot. I had pee test and passed in after smoking pot within like 2 days
[QUOTE=mm3guy;16482213]here it is in case he wants it back [img]http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/4535/imageibf.gif[/img][/QUOTE] cheers man, but i can't use it, only a blue member.
it wont show unless they are testing specifically for drugs, which they probably are, seeing as its school and schools seem to want the worst for pupils
[img]http://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/pagead/imgad?id=CLLnsLC9rIW_BhDYBRhPMgiQIrRvhXF2HA[/img] OP, have fun being assraped in jail.
In piss tests, they have to be specifically looking for substance abuse to bust you.(Such as court order drug testing/Work drug testing.) Piss tests aren't tested on site, they usually send them to labs and if it's a health physical for school, it won't go to a lab that tests for drug abuse. However, it depends all on where you live. Here, you're protected by patient-doctor confidentiality.
[QUOTE=ALT of Permaban;16480384]why? it doesnt hurt you.[/QUOTE] Any kind of burning matter being inhaled into the lungs sounds like it hurts you to me, but hey, what do I know? I'm prejudiced against weed and I'm "hatin'" according to users of it.
[QUOTE=ratman_122;16486568]Wait, could you steep some weed and make tea.... :aaaaa:[/QUOTE] ...you could be on to something here... time to get my druggie friend and test this out...
[QUOTE=hypermant;16480406]Weed is good for the soul, and the genitals, don't forget the genitals.[/QUOTE] It actually makes the sperm abnormal. If your jizzle is yellow with chunks in it, twas the weed.
OP - dilution is key. Drink as much water as you can without dying. I'm pretty sure the worst thing that can happen is they tell your parents. And next time, post drug-related threads in the Drug Discussion forum. Fast Threads and General Discussion are filled with typical ignorant kids. [QUOTE=Shoopiwoop;16481876]Also spare me for the: "cigarettes are worse" i couldnt care less.[/QUOTE] Fucking health freaks, enjoy living up to 100 when you'll want to die anyway. [QUOTE=Aurain;16483551]Weed causes mental illness. .[/QUOTE] Nope. It can trigger schizophrenia in people predisposed to it, who would have gotten it anyway. That's the closest weed gets to causing 'mental illness.' [QUOTE=ImOnTheBall;16487755] OP, have fun being assraped in jail.[/QUOTE] Box. Failing a drug test does not land one in jail. [QUOTE=N0 WAR;16484390]It's not opinion that druggies are idiots, it's fact.[/QUOTE] Worst stigma EVER. Your existence is worth significantly less than, say, Michael Phelps or Barack Obama.
Weed in the long run kills Brain Cells, If you want to become a stupid idiot then smoke it for years. However if you only use it once and awile it has proven benifits. :D so just don't use it every single hour your good.
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