I'm pretty sure that this is impossible unless someone shows me otherwise.
And I'm not about to try it myself.
[QUOTE=Zeldy;16369162]Now you can have sex with a dolphin anytime you want.
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Oh...my...
The fuck man?
Anyone else get hard while reading this?
Seen it before. The attention to detail is disturbing.
But... why... i mean... the hell...
I just cant imagine walking on the beach and suddenly u see a guy laying on the beach having sex with a dolphin..
I came in here expecting pics :saddowns:
[QUOTE=Mudkipslol;16369225]I came in here expecting pics :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
I saw some on /b/ before.
I wanna try it, even though it would probably break my dick or get my head blown off.
First cats, dogs and dragons, now this?
I'm afraid to see what's next
Have fun amputating your dick after some crazy STD
Last phrase I lol'd really hard
Once again:
Internet - 100
Sanity - 37
Oh god. What the fuck.....oh what the fuck. Seriously, your really sick.
Olde.
:wtc:
:whoptc:
Out at sea dolphins wrap their penises around swimmers legs and drag them under to rape them
[QUOTE=RedStar;16369032]A++ copypasta, would read again[/QUOTE]
fix'd
[QUOTE=OutOfPop;16369243]I saw some on /b/ before.[/QUOTE]
By all means, post them.
With [noparse][media][/media][/noparse] tags.
I want to find out if this is really possible. I'm pretty sure that the male would hump you to death, and the female would squeeze too hard.
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What the fuck man.
This is just. Disturbing, although old. It's disturbing... Why do it is the question.
[QUOTE=Let Down;16368993]Old but deserves to be told!
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Learn to read everyone.
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O:[/QUOTE]
I came
[QUOTE=Mudkipslol;16369225]I came in here expecting pics :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
I asked for your dido ages ago, where the fuck is it
Old but still disgusting.
Read the whole thing. Best laugh I've had in a long time.
At least the one who wrote this does not think he's a dolphin in a human body.
Also:
Pictures or it didn't happen.
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Ahh I remember a thread about this from aeons ago.
Hilarious then, hilarious now.
That was hawt
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