[QUOTE=Destroyertf;16588818]Someone needs to do a photoshop of that.[/QUOTE]
how? i dont see any photos of hezzy. If you could supply one, just maybe .........
[QUOTE=Destroyertf;16588818]Someone needs to do a photoshop of that.[/QUOTE]
A drawing would be better, I think. I'll provide my likeness for the drawing.
Postal's arse would fit too.
[QUOTE=MongfromKong;16588829]how? i dont see any photos of hezzy. If you could supply one, just maybe .........[/QUOTE]
Well, I dont know of any pic : (
Google it, and then ignore the pornography.
[QUOTE=ssa gib A;16588509]I didn't think it was fun. :I[/QUOTE]
You probably got a shit cart.
[img]http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/412/gokartcopy.jpg[/img]
leet skills
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[img]http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/6060/gonewman.jpg[/img]*
:smug:
*HEZZY NOT INCLUDED
Never really liked it, but my brother loves it. We usually go go-karting when we're visiting our uncle.
back where I used to live we would take my buddy's dune-buggy out in this field and just ride, there were lots of bumps so it was pretty awesome.
dune buggys > go karts
I still like go-karts though, I own when it comes to racing them.
wish I had some money to get my own though. :argh:
[QUOTE=Red Heavy;16588587]It was probably because you're fat, not because the kart was slow[/QUOTE]
Dude when i rode that go-kart i was 13 and i weighed a little under 110 lbs. That's fucking underweight for that age. On top of that on the last lap, they gave me the fastest go-kart. whoopty fucking do all my friends already finished their 10 laps on a 1 mile long track.
Hell i'm 16 now and i weigh 122.
Oh and my dad who weighs fucking 220 was going faster than me.
I actually got kicked out of a go-karting centre.
Apparently they don't like powersliding corners.
[QUOTE=gbtygfvyg;16589064]Dude when i rode that go-kart i was 13 and i weighed a little under 110 lbs. That's fucking underweight for that age. On top of that on the last lap, they gave me the fastest go-kart. whoopty fucking do all my friends already finished their 10 laps on a 1 mile long track.
Hell i'm 16 now and i weigh 122.
Oh and my dad who weighs fucking 220 was going faster than me.[/QUOTE]
122? You call that skinny? Lose weight, fatty.
[QUOTE=BAZ;16589123]I actually got kicked out of a go-karting centre.
Apparently they don't like powersliding corners.[/QUOTE]
Or Scandinavian Flicks.
Iv done it! On the first turn I went far to fast and had a very bad crash! My back was killing me for about 2 months afterwards! It was a group of friends of mine, on a birthday thing. We had one friend who was going so slow he made us crash whilst we were trying to avoid him! I also had suspected broken toe (ceebs to go to the doctors down the road) after a crash that involved someone spinning out half a meter infront of me. My toe has no long since healed, (this was back in November '08) and the guy who span out said it was my fault!!
From what I am told the local Go-Kart track near my hometown still has a picture of me near the cash register.
I crashed a cart or two. Hard.
[QUOTE=Lankist;16589386]From what I am told the local Go-Kart track near my hometown still has a picture of me near the cash register.
I crashed a cart or two. Hard.[/QUOTE]
How do you manage that?
[QUOTE=radioactive;16589444]How do you manage that?[/QUOTE]
I thought it was bumper cars.
I did about a year ago. They were electric carts that got up to 45 MPH and it was indoors. It was great fun, although I was taking it slow around the corners because right before I was up someone slammed into the wall going full speed.
[QUOTE=Lankist;16589510]I thought it was bumper cars.[/QUOTE]
Bad Lankist! Down boy!
Guys ever go-kart in Wisconsin Dells? They have a lot of great tracks there.
[img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3221/2284765532_f34ec504df.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Lankist;16589510]I thought it was bumper cars.[/QUOTE]
Go-Karting to me at a public track [i]is[/i] bumper cars.
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[QUOTE=Sporkfire;16589665]Guys ever go-kart in Wisconsin Dells? They have a lot of great tracks there.
[img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3221/2284765532_f34ec504df.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
thats beast.
[QUOTE=gbtygfvyg;16589064]Dude when i rode that go-kart i was 13 and i weighed a little under 110 lbs. That's fucking underweight for that age. On top of that on the last lap, they gave me the fastest go-kart. whoopty fucking do all my friends already finished their 10 laps on a 1 mile long track.
Hell i'm 16 now and i weigh 122.
Oh and my dad who weighs fucking 220 was going faster than me.[/QUOTE]
Dude why are you getting so defensive
fatass
I went a couple of weeks ago. Some of the drivers are way too serious about getting the fastest lap time.
We had a group of five and it was fun as hell. Pretty expensive though.
I rode a Go-kart once, it was the greatest thing ever. So much fun, so much fun...
[QUOTE=Sporkfire;16589665]Guys ever go-kart in Wisconsin Dells? They have a lot of great tracks there.
[img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3221/2284765532_f34ec504df.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
WOAH WHAT, THAT'S WHAT THAT IS
I'm so going there next time holy shit badass.
I've been loads of times, I won a bronze medal in France once :buddy:
[QUOTE=Destroyertf;16588455]I just did for the first time. Me, my father and my brother decided to go do it, and all I can say, It was awesome. Theres nothing better than speeding thru curves, and scaring kids, losing control of the car and and going to the middle of the lawn, drifting in curves while making the people in charge of the kart circuit WTF at us three driving extremely agressively.
So whats your go-karting experiences?[/QUOTE]
Sure go-karting is fun. But it's even more fun when you buy $300 cars and use them as go-karts out on the street.
Today my father, brother, and I decided to actually leave the house and do something. We thought of the most bad ass thing that we could do without pussy-ing out, and it hit us. Go-karts. It was amazing. The graphics were insane and it felt so life-like. This was definitely the best game we've ever played. We were so B.A. that we decided to be a little... dangerous ;). EVERYONE was looking at us, cause you know, we're a little aggressive (even though the sign said "DRIVE NICELY" hehehe).
So guys any of you ever left the house before?
[QUOTE=T2L_Goose;16590833]WOAH WHAT, THAT'S WHAT THAT IS
I'm so going there next time holy shit badass.[/QUOTE]
Thats only one of the few go-kart parks they have there. If you wanted to go on an go-karting spree Dells would probably be the place to go.
[QUOTE=Sporkfire;16591914]Thats only one of the few go-kart parks they have there. If you wanted to go on an go-karting spree Dells would probably be the place to go.[/QUOTE]
I had no idea that's what that Trojan horse was. I always saw it when I went to the Kalahari but never knew. I should really check out their tracks then.
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