I live in a flat and the bathroom is next to our neighbour's living room. But I hate them so every time I go to the bathroom and take a dump I try to do it as loud as possible. I also try to do take dumps when they are probably eating so they dive into their food in disgust.
stop posting shit threads
LiveWire, you just passed the [B]"manly-sized-shit"[/B] manhood test. You are a true man now.
[QUOTE=pyrofiliac;20456341]stop posting shit threads[/QUOTE]
if you mean that literally, then lololol
but if you mean that adjectivally then i like this thread, it's funny
Why are you ashamed of shitting when someone can hear? Everyone does it. I don't understand how you can hold it and live with the feeling that something that nasty is just festering inside of you.
Your writing made it more funny then is should be :D
Thread of week
Seriously why do you care that people can listen to you shit?
Just turn on the fan, it's what I do.
Fucking lol'd
[QUOTE=Itachi_Crow;20456029]You just got assraped from the inside out[/QUOTE]
Didn't we all, at some point of our lives? :v:
This was one of the funniest reads I've had.
[QUOTE=DiscoPony;20456224]What episode is that?[/QUOTE]
The one when they find out Bono is the [I]biggest piece of shit ever[/I] lol
Tried that too, except the assbleeding part :tinfoil:
I love the way you use words
I believe two different shit mixed together and had shitty sex in your anus, producing the larger shit.
At least it didn't build up and seal you up until you needed several enemas
Reminds me of this comic a friend of mine had, some girls or some shit held their shit in then they tried to dig it out with knives.
[QUOTE=MongfromKong;20456305]holy shit. i can only go without shitting for like a week[/QUOTE]
yeah its usually 2-3 days for me. a week is pushing it and it becomes unbearable and only on one occasion have I waited a month
[QUOTE=Cluckyx;20455952]Oh God I lol'd. We've all been there dude. Well, not to the point of bleeding, but giant shits are one of the most painful experiences a man can be asked to withstand[/QUOTE]
Kidney. Stones.
:gonk:
[QUOTE=MongfromKong;20456305]holy shit.[/QUOTE]
That shit ain't holy.
Also, this thread inspired me to go take a dump.
[QUOTE=Livewire123;20455834]to be found naked on the toilet with half a shit hanging out of my ass by my parents.[/QUOTE]
I can picture it now: your mother is downstairs in the kitchen mourning her son, meanwhile your dad is chopping up your shit up with an axe so he can bury it in the back garden. Then they have to perk you back up on the toilet so it looks as if you died from natural causes.
This is why it is good to take 1+ shits a day.
[QUOTE=Siminov;20456690]This is why it is good to take 1+ shits a day.[/QUOTE]
1+? If you take more than one shit a day, something's wrong.
thats why ladies doesnt want anal sex
Shit thread.
So you split your ring piece by pooping?
No shittin' in the club, so gimme torhny dollas
This happened to me before. And oh god did it hurt. Took me a good 30 minutes to get that beast out. Painful experience.
After I was done I just had to look at that piece of shit and I could have sworn that thing was giving me an evil look.
At least my asshole wasn't bleeding.
[QUOTE=mikfoz;20457648]Shit thread.[/QUOTE]
Heres a man taht hav e experienced it several times
good and original thread is good
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