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you have no idea how great you feel when the pain is over and you hear the splash[/QUOTE]
No kidding!
It's painful and terrifying when it happens but when you make that final push and free yourself of that gross monstrosity, a cool feeling of relief washes over and through you like a cleansing tsunami. Red in the face and drenched in sweat you open your eyes and watch as the technicolor haze from all the straining slowly begins to clear... It's beautiful.
[QUOTE=Exploits;20455895][URL="http://www.poopnames.com"]www.poopnames.com[/URL][/QUOTE]
Looks like he took a [B]Caesarian Dump.[/B]
:george:
I took a shit so big once the toilet wouldn't flush.
It was a bitch to plunge. I had to throw it away afterwards it smelled so bad.
So,to me it sounds like you got raped by a dildo shaped turd.
WTF!
[QUOTE=deadshot;20482810]Looks like he took a [B]Caesarian Dump.[/B][/QUOTE]
You're a little late.
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WAIT! This is what happens if you try to divide by [B]ZERO[/B]! We've found what the results are!
It's a lot worse when you have diarrhea during PE doing jumping jacks
Dude wat.
nice
Quite a few years ago, I went on vacation to Cuba.
I didn't shit once the entire week. I didn't shit for another 3 days after getting back.
I had extreme pain in my intestines. I couldn't shit. I took both exlax, and pepto bismol. One trying to make me shit, one trying to stop me from shitting. It was push and pull in my asshole and it hurt like hell.
Eventually I put a small suppository in my ass, felt this extreme melting and burning, and lied on the floor of the bathroom, on top of some towels, pushing, sweating and crying. My asshole ripped apart and out came a shit the size of a league baseball, or a large orange.
I actually felt, and heard and "THUMP", when it fell about 3 inches from my sideways laying body, onto the floor.
Fucking horrible experience.
[QUOTE=Nova25;20488177]Eventually I put a small suppository in my ass, felt this extreme melting and burning, and lied on the floor of the bathroom, on top of some towels, pushing, sweating and crying. My asshole ripped apart and out came a shit the size of a league baseball, or a large orange.
I actually felt, and heard and "THUMP", when it fell about 3 inches from my sideways laying body, onto the floor.
Fucking horrible experience.[/QUOTE]
Oh god, now my insides are in pain.
From laughing so hard. :v:
Ew that is so gross but funny. That'll teach you for holding on for too long also if you don't want your parents to hear you take a dump then do what I do and put some toilet paper at the bottom of the toilet so your poo can hit the toilet paper first rather than make a huge plonk splash noise when hitting the water. Just be careful you don't block the toilet up....
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[U][B]UPDATE:[/B][B] 28/02/2010 20:15PM[/B][/U] - Just attempted to take another shit and I can't, the damage from the last fucking [B]meteorite[/B] makes it too painful, now I'm worried It's gunna build up again. :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
It's okay, I get this all the time. I actually do, I've got Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
happens to me all the time, for the same reasons too.
[QUOTE=iJeax;20488905]It's okay, I get this all the time. I actually do, I've got Irritable Bowel Syndrome.[/QUOTE]
So do I, it happens at the worse times too like when I'm at work when it's very busy and I can't get away because I'm a checkout operator and I have to wait for my break which is usually about 2 hours away :(
this thread is amazing, you should write poetry op.
...... let this be a lesson to all, Don't be afraid of your parents hearing your shit hit the bowl.
[QUOTE=Nova25;20488177]Quite a few years ago, I went on vacation to Cuba.
I didn't shit once the entire week. I didn't shit for another 3 days after getting back.
I had extreme pain in my intestines. I couldn't shit. I took both exlax, and pepto bismol. One trying to make me shit, one trying to stop me from shitting. It was push and pull in my asshole and it hurt like hell.
Eventually I put a small suppository in my ass, felt this extreme melting and burning, and lied on the floor of the bathroom, on top of some towels, pushing, sweating and crying. My asshole ripped apart and out came a shit the size of a league baseball, or a large orange.
I actually felt, and heard and "THUMP", when it fell about 3 inches from my sideways laying body, onto the floor.
Fucking horrible experience.[/QUOTE]
How the fuck is that even possible?
This is a shit thread.
It is about shit so...
Fuck i've done invisible shits before, a huge turd with so much mass (yet 'streamlined') that actually submarines under the 'S' bend, and shoots up und then down to the sewer. Fucking hell the last one hurt, and i was dissapointed when it wasn't in the bowl, i thought the effort was worth it...
I like making my shit stack up.
Then when i be shittin it is amazing like explosive diarrhea.
"I looked into the toilet bowl and saw the face of the devil" fucking god damn I haven't lol'd that hard in a long time.
This sure is a shit post, alright.
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I don't know if I should be happy you took the time to make that or not.
pics
Oh sweet christ my chest. I fucking pissed myself reading OP. But then looked back in horror to the time I didn't shit for 2 weeks and almost exactly the same thing happened.
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