[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;20515676]"The World record for constipation is 23 days by Chris Orton in Madrid, Spain."
Just wanted to share this with you guys :v:[/QUOTE]
From all the training I've gained of having to hold my shit until my parents are away, if I put my mind to it, I could seriously beat that!
That pic is nasty :geno:
:barf:
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My tinnitus and colored visual snow just set in due to disgust.
[QUOTE=:smug:;20517252]That pic is nasty :geno:[/QUOTE]
Well my thread was lacking pictures, and people were asking. Maybe you guys didn't think I had the balls to upload my blood and shit infested tissue.
:cool:
The problem with someone hearing you taking a dump is solved like this: just put on the shower/sink faucet and let the water fall with power so the sound of water falling covers the sound of your shit.
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there should be a word similar to SA's "goon", but for facepunch posters. thjis is just ridiculious
"facepunchers" doesn't cut it
So like... 9 out of 10 of the times I shit it is so huge it sticks out of the water and won't go down the toilet without like 4 flushed or clogging it completely. I don't hold them in either.
I was wating for it to turn out to be one of those impossible to get out TINY LITTLE GOD DAMN TURD NUGGETS, fuck i hate those.
The Childbirth Dump - This is a dump that is simply too big to go through the aperture provided by nature for the purpose. You sit there, thinking over your dilemma. First it hurts, and it isn't going to get any better. You wonder if you'll ever see your loved ones again. You imagine the newspaper headlines screaming "Man dies trying to hatch monster loaf". You realize you'll have to resolve the crisis before you can leave the bathroom. Basically there are only three things you can do:
1. Scream
2. Call an Obstetrician
3. Hope like hell have enough Vaseline to get you through it.
[QUOTE=Stud Muffin;20522664]So like... 9 out of 10 of the times I shit it is so huge it sticks out of the water and won't go down the toilet without like 4 flushed or clogging it completely. I don't hold them in either.[/QUOTE]
What do you eat?
[QUOTE=Pvt. Ryan;20522234]there should be a word similar to SA's "goon", but for facepunch posters. thjis is just ridiculious
"facepunchers" doesn't cut it[/QUOTE]
minions of garry.
You keep that up and you WILL get hemorrhoids...
I use to hear my father poop at night in the bathroom across my bedrooms wall
Rofl, read this in the morning and couldnt stop laughing all day. :)
[QUOTE=Septimas;20500116]look at the tiny little pussy
wahh wahh i have a little bit of blood on my poo
FUCK YOU
i pushed so hard i popped my hemroid, and was gushing blood for about 3 hours, then it just kept bleeding steadily for 2 days.
Pussy[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Livewire123;20500231]If you were bleeding 'steadily' for 2 days, I think you're closer to a pussy than I am.
You must be having menstrual anger.[/QUOTE]No he had to get a female doctor to get a blood clot out by shoving fingers up his ass still no reason to get that pissed about it
angry firefighters
Anal hot chocolate
Agent Brown
[b]Aztec two-step[/b]
backdoor trots
back door truts
back way spray
Bass ass
blow mud
blow out
boggy
booty hole burnout
Brew some hot chocolate
Wow.
[QUOTE=Game Zombie;20548280]No he had to get a female doctor to get a blood clot out by shoving fingers up his ass still no reason to get that pissed about it[/QUOTE]
That sounds pretty hot, actually.
I once took a huge. massive shit, and didn't flush it.
Because I was proud of it.
[QUOTE=stikhead17;20569062]I once took a huge. massive shit, and didn't flush it.
Because I was proud of it.[/QUOTE]
Did you frame it?
How are people turned on about this.... 2girls1cup intrest you or is it more 1man1jug?
[QUOTE=Eluveitie;20569600]Did you frame it?[/QUOTE]
No, wish I did though it was the size of my head, no joke, fucking hurt.
[QUOTE=TheUnDeadGod;20569624]How are people turned on about this.... 2girls1cup intrest you or is it more 1man1jug?[/QUOTE]
The only thing I like about 2girls1cup is how easy her shit comes out, that's a world I want to one day live in.
Good god that sounded horrible.
That was hilarious, thank you for that, sir.
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This thread made my day.
i used to do the same thing (let my shit build up)
but on an ordinary afternoon, is sat on the toilet
i took a HUGE dump as always.
but when i whiped me ass , stood up and tried to flush.
the water was everywhere, poo and water on th wals just...ugh
bin trying to get that image out of my head for years ><
[IMG]http://www.armandgirbes.com/artman2/uploads/1/Dirty_Toilet.jpg[/IMG]
kinda looked like this
When it gets like that, you have to insert a metal stick or something to break it up. Yep Yep Yep
I used to hold in my shit, the longest streak I had was 5 days.
Crap came out like a predator missile, fuck it pushed itself out like you pulled RT for boost
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