• Soviet russia jokes
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In America, you can always find a party, but in Soviet Russia, PARTY ALWAYS FIND YOU!!!!
In Soviet Russia, Candlejack-
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In Soviet Russia, sleep goes to YOU!
In soviet russia, horse ride you
In soviet russia, a girl raped a guy. [editline]6th November 2010[/editline] remember, you cant rape the willing
In Soviet Russia, food eats you! May or may not be a crappy joke, but meh.
In soviet russia, women acutally stay in the kitchen
In Soviet Russia, if you speak out against glorious comrade commissar, you are sent to a Gulag in Siberia for a 25-year hard labor sentence where you'll probably die at after a few months due to the unsanitary, horrid conditions.
In Soviet Russia, horse mount [i]you[/i] [editline]6th November 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=LunchboxOfDoom;25883659]In Soviet Russia, if you speak out against glorious comrade commissar, you are sent to a Gulag in Siberia for a 25-year hard labor sentence where you'll probably die at after a few months due to the unsanitary, horrid conditions.[/QUOTE] You mean, in Soviet Russia, comrade speaks out against you! [and they are sent to Siberian Gulag, comrade, where they will die before their 25 year labor sentence is up]
Meanwhile, In soviet russia punch face
In Soviet Russia, you are not allowed to make jokes, as it detracts from your farming and Lenin-praising time.
In Soviet Russia, TV Watch's You
In Soviet Russia, gun Suppresses you! In Soviet Russia, job finds you! In America, you go out, you find a party. In Soviet Russia the Party finds YOU. Fuck :ninja:
In Soviet Russia, Russia Soviet you.
In soviet russia, TV watch you! this is no joke you must help me the walls are watching me please help theyre at the door no pl
In soviet russia, Facepunch visit you!
In soviet russia, babies give birth to you.
[QUOTE=Moose;25889761]In soviet russia, babies give birth to you.[/QUOTE] In soviet Russia, you aren't a bad poster.
in soviet russia... prostitute pays you
In soviet russia, wallets steal your lower class ethnic groups.
in soviet russia, people don't post.
[QUOTE=for no reason;25892313]in soviet russia... prostitute pays you[/QUOTE] Do want.
In soviet russia, duke delays you
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