I used to think a vagina was just an extended part of a buttcrack
[QUOTE=gazzy_GUI;33651225]Wasn't there a thread JUST LIKE this one somewhere?
I guess i don't have any, i had a science encyclopedia so whenever i wondered about something or questioned something i'd consult it in a sort of religious way, IT KNEW EVERYTHING, twas a truly awesome book.[/QUOTE]
I had a mini encyclopedia and it taught me so much as a kid, I wasn't a dumbass because of that
i thought video games were like interactive movies, but just with billions of pre-recorded cutscenes
[QUOTE=smithy69;33656914]That girls were born with penises but their penises fell off when they were about 1 or 2 months old.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Stimich;33110681]Not me this time either, but my mom's friend's daughter once asked her mother why her new born brother did have this stub between his legs.
Her mom then said it was nothing to worry about, it would fall off in a couple of weeks, making it look like yours.
The little girl felt sorry for her brother, having this thing down there.
So she got her hands on a pair of scissors and snipped that penis right off. They did save the penis.[/QUOTE]
:v:
[QUOTE=Stimich;33660114]:v:[/QUOTE]
That's a scary story. A very scary story.
Damn kids.
i believed in bloody mary, i was scared of going into bathrooms for along time
If I farted too much I would die.
I thought grandma was in a video camera when mom and dad told me to say 'hi' to her.
I pick my friend up.
He picks me up.
We float everywhere.
I thought that the "monster's" that attacked the towers and such were actual horned, fanged, ect. monsters.
* Asia, Africa and Europe were countries.
* Australia was a part of Asia.
* Africa had no other people but black people.
* SEK (Swedish Kronor) was the only currency, and "kronor" was Swedish for money. How the currency had our king marked on it made me think that Sweden was the capital of everything.
* 0 (BC) was the start of everything. I thought the entire universe only existed for 2000 years. In that time, 1997 years.
This was a long time ago, though. When I first started school or some crap. My family didn't educate me much, you see.
When you ate food it went down to your feet and built up through your body. Cellulite was food pressing up against your skin, that's why only old people have it. You died when you filled up with food.
That the second I stepped foot on the bottom stair, a monster was chasing me to the top. (I beat him every time)
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Oh, and every time I pooped I took my shirt off because I thought poop would get on the bottom of it.
[QUOTE=gazzy_GUI;33651225]Wasn't there a thread JUST LIKE this one somewhere?[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/842701[/url]
that if i got my penis out outside then birds would mistake it for a worm and grab it and fly away with it
I had a bunkbed.
I couldn't go off it at night because there was zombies in my bedroom.
[QUOTE=Fabyano;33812891]That the second I stepped foot on the bottom stair, a monster was chasing me to the top. (I beat him every time)
[editline]20th December 2011[/editline]
Oh, and every time I pooped I took my shirt off because I thought poop would get on the bottom of it.[/QUOTE]
I acctually do this sometimes. :l
[QUOTE=Jacos;33839388]I had a bunkbed.
I couldn't go off it at night because there was zombies in my bedroom.[/QUOTE]
I refuse(d) to hang any of my limbs off my bed, in fear of monsters eating them.
religion is bullshit
I believed that there was a hand in the toilet.
I needed someone to go in with me until I was seven.
[QUOTE=Pinhead;33841960]I believed that there was a hand in the toilet.
I needed someone to go in with me until I was seven.[/QUOTE]
I used to think I was going to fall into the hole.
i thought the moon were on wheels, that's why i could follow us when my family was driving on the highway :). The same goes for the sun of course.
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