• Ask a summer camp counselor anything
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What's the procedure for when someone gets hurt?
[QUOTE=The very best;30994845]have you ever snuck into one of the boys rooms and touched his face while gently caressing the tip of your penis with your hand?[/QUOTE] snuck isn't a word
have you shot any taliban
If your camp was besieged by time-travelling Norse warriors, what would you do?
How many kids actually listen and do stuff When you tell them too?
[QUOTE=xuushii;30999319]What's the procedure for when someone gets hurt?[/QUOTE] Take to office, apply bandaid/whatever, write in injury log. [editline]8th July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Austin2;30999917]How many kids actually listen and do stuff When you tell them too?[/QUOTE] Most do, it's just a few that don't and really piss me off.
Have you ever had to deal with bitchy parents?
This guy provides high quality answers. And knows how to deal with fucking idiots.
Any parents that complain about candy there?
[QUOTE=Squarebob;31000048]Have you ever had to deal with bitchy parents?[/QUOTE] Yes. Infact, here's a story of crappy parents. (Not really bitchy, but didn't pay attention to their kid when he needed it) So there is this kid who is heavily autistic(Not derp aspergers go on facepunch autistic, I mean I forget where I am and spew out random babble autistic, poor guy). For the first two weeks of camp last year (5 weeks long btw) his parents refused to even acknowledge that there was anything wrong with him. After that, they acknowledeged that he had autism but never came in to give him support or watch him, causing one of my friends to have to be 24/7 watching him, no time for anything else. This year, nothing has changed, (he's also in the older kid section of camp now, where there are two counselors to a bunk (noone to personally watch him), and they go on unsupervised field trips to six flags(amusment park) and shit). His parents and the director are talking about getting him a shadow, but his parents want us to hire one for them, and have them not pay any extra, so (and I'm quoting here) 'he wouldn't feel different' [editline]8th July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Austin2;31000169]Any parents that complain about candy there?[/QUOTE] Parents don't know that we give out candy :v:
Have you ever murdered one of the children? Where did you bury them?
[QUOTE=Quark:;31000242]Have you ever murdered one of the children? Where did you bury them?[/QUOTE] No, but I did throw a playing card at a sleeping kid and gave him a cut on the arm.
Have you ever caught any of the kids doing drugs? Also, does Judaism allow drugs? Finally, are you cut?
[QUOTE=The Aussie;31000398]Have you ever caught any of the kids doing drugs? Also, does Judaism allow drugs? Finally, are you cut?[/QUOTE] No, it supports drinking wine so I guess yes, and yes. Keep in mind that the ages are preschool - grade 7, and I am in charge of 5th graders.
[QUOTE=neos300;31000256]No, but I did throw a playing card at a sleeping kid and gave him a cut on the arm.[/QUOTE]Did you lick it clean and sodomize, like protocol demands?
I work at a Jewish summer camp as well, as a senior counselor, What state do you live in?
[QUOTE=Decay;31000549]I work at a Jewish summer camp as well, as a senior counselor, What state do you live in?[/QUOTE] Virginia. The're called head counselors here so I guess it isn't the same camp.
Do you have any hot co workers?
[QUOTE=RopaDope;31000778]Do you have any hot co workers?[/QUOTE] A few, but most of them are either fat, or years away from me.
Have you ever had that one kid who doesn't shut up about how great camp is?
[QUOTE=neos300;31000760]Virginia. The're called head counselors here so I guess it isn't the same camp.[/QUOTE] Whats the name of this camp, sweetie?
[QUOTE=neos300;31000853]A few, but most of them are either fat, or years away from me.[/QUOTE] if they're fat how are they hot?!
Have you seen jason around at night
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Why don't you fuckfaces teach kids how to start fires any fucking more?
[QUOTE=Pikachu231;31001478]Have you ever had that one kid who doesn't shut up about how great camp is?[/QUOTE] No. [editline]9th July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=evilweazel;31001681]Whats the name of this camp, sweetie?[/QUOTE] Nope. [editline]9th July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=lum1naire;31001926]if they're fat how are they hot?![/QUOTE] They aren't, the girls are either fat, average looking or years older than me. [editline]9th July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=BigOwl;31002519]Why don't you fuckfaces teach kids how to start fires any fucking more?[/QUOTE] We do. [editline]9th July 2011[/editline] Sorry for the late replys, had to go to bed.
Is there any kids that are so annoying that you just want to punch em' in the face?
[QUOTE=FoxBox;31007566]Is there any kids that are so annoying that you just want to punch em' in the face?[/QUOTE] Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
[QUOTE=neos300;31008048]Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes[/QUOTE] Tell me about him/her, what do they do to be annoying?
Whats the craziest thing that ever happened in the camp?
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