What is your fucking Dungeons and Dragons-character?
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[QUOTE]UNBALANCED GNOME FIGHTER FROM AN ARISTOCRATIC FAMILY WHO FOREVER PICKING FIGHTS TO 'WIN BACK HONOUR'[/QUOTE]
The tragic tale.
[quote]CHECK THIS SHIT OUT, I'M GOING TO BE A FUCKING
BOISTEROUS DRAGONBORN CLERIC FROM THE MEAN UNCOBBLED STREETS OF THE CITY WHO ACTS SHALLOW BUT ONLY TO HIDE THEIR INSECURITIES[/quote]
[QUOTE]Motivated Human Monk from the royal catacombs who accidentally torched the local temple and is now cursed by its god[/QUOTE]
Now if you'll excuse me, I'll see you in hell.
[quote]LAZY DRAGONBORN CLERIC FROM A RUINED CITY WHO HAD THEIR LOST LEGS REPLACED WITH ENCHANTED WOOD[/quote]
Shit, I'm from Helgen
MOODY DWARF SORCERER FROM AN AFFLUENT UPBRINGING WHO IS SECRETLY FOND OF EMBROIDERY
THAT SOUNDS FUCKING TERRIBLE
[quote]CHECK THIS SHIT OUT, I'M GOING TO BE A FUCKING SASSY HALF-ORC WIZARD FROM A CARNIVAL FREAK SHOW WHO WAS RAISED BY GHOSTS[/quote]
[Quote] WELL-INTENTIONED HALF-ORC BARBARIAN FROM A SMALL TOWN ON THE BORDER WHO GREW UP FAT[/quote]
What the fuck, i didn't want to roleplay myself, i do that every day.
[quote]YOU THINK YOUR CHARACTER IS COOL? MY CHARACTER IS A FUCKING
DISRUPTIVE HALFLING BARBARIAN FROM THE VAST WASTES WHO HAS ANGER PROBLEMS
that doesn't make any fucking sence[/quote]
Huh, i am okay with that.
[quote][b]ARGUMENTATIVE DWARF ROGUE FROM A CAMP OF ARMY FOLLOWERS WHO LOST THEIR SHADOW IN A BET[/b][/quote]
Wat
[quote]CHECK THIS SHIT OUT, I'M GOING TO BE A FUCKING
DISRUPTIVE ELF BARBARIAN FROM THE WORST BROTHEL IN TOWN WHO WAS PETRIFIED FOR OVER TWO HUNDRED YEARS
THAT SOUNDS FUCKING TERRIBLE[/quote]
[QUOTE]PRETTY CHILL DRAGONBORN SORCERER FROM A LOCAL STREET GANG WHO HAS TWENTY-SEVEN SIBLINGS TO PROVIDE FOR[/QUOTE]
This site is amazing
[quote]MELODRAMATIC ELF BARBARIAN FROM A ORPHANAGE WORKHOUSE WHO DOESN'T UNDERSTAND SARCASM[/quote]
I want to roll this seriously.
RESOURCEFUL HALF-ORC CLERIC FROM AN UNCHARTABLE ISLAND WHO HAS A DRINKING PROBLEM
Perfect.
[QUOTE]Check this shit out, I'm going to be a fucking
philosophical Dragonborn Monk from a quiet woodland hut who in hindsight shouldn't have had the treasure map tattooed on themselves[/QUOTE]
aight
PHILOSOPHICAL DWARF FIGHTER FROM A CARNIVAL FREAK SHOW WHO REALLY KNOWS HOW TO PARTY
DEPRESSED TIEFLING WARLOCK FROM A GNOME RUN ORPHANAGE WHO REALLY KNOWS HOW TO PARTY
what?
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SHOUTING AND SWEARING RANDOMLY IS FUNNY RIGHT GUYS?
[editline]16th January 2015[/editline]
wish i could play Dnd though :(
[QUOTE]CHECK THIS SHIT OUT, I'M GOING TO BE A FUCKING DEPENDABLE HALFLING WARLOCK FROM THE SMALLEST MOUNTAIN IN THE WORLD WHO TAKES GREAT DELIGHT IN IDENTIFYING NEW BEETLE SPECIES[/QUOTE]
Well, they're not far off...
[editline]16th January 2015[/editline]
[QUOTE]LOUD HALFLING WIZARD FROM THE ROYAL CATACOMBS WHO IS MANICALLY OBSESSED WITH ETIQUETTE[/QUOTE]
This is closer
[quote]CONDESCENDING HUMAN PALADIN FROM A SECLUDED FOREST VILLAGE WHO ALWAYS REFERS TO INANIMATE OBJECTS AS 'SHES'[/quote]
Did I just fucking roll Tumblr?
AGREEABLE ELF BARD FROM A TROPICAL PARADISE WHO IS LACTOSE INTOLERANT
jesus christ how horrifying
cant imagine a day without my 2%
Bovine-kin Barbarian that slaughtered entire village and carries around a stick with a chicken on the end that does lightning damage. His name is Smashum Thundercock
[QUOTE]SNOBBY DRAGONBORN BARBARIAN FROM A MOVING ISLAND WHO HAS HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH EVERYONE'S CRAP[/QUOTE]
Bueno.
[QUOTE]COLD DWARF ROGUE FROM A MAXIMUM SECURITY PRISON WHO TAKES GREAT DELIGHT IN IDENTIFYING NEW BEETLE SPECIES[/QUOTE]
I imagine this burly dwarf covered in prison gang markings who keeps getting delayed in caves because he wants to examine the insects
[quote]YOU THINK YOUR CHARACTER IS COOL? MY CHARACTER IS A FUCKING
AGREEABLE ELF RANGER FROM THE SEA OF SAND WHO DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF POLITENESS[/quote]
heh.
[quote]INSENSITIVE DWARF BARBARIAN FROM A RUNDOWN ADVENTURING TAVERN WHO IS UNCOMFORTABLE AROUND OLD PEOPLE (THEY SMELL LIKE DEATH)[/quote]
Perfect.
[quote]You think your character is cool? My character is a fucking
demure Half-orc Bard from the strongest family heritage line in the land who failed out of every guild going[/quote]
[QUOTE]CHECK THIS SHIT OUT, I'M GOING TO BE A FUCKING
FRIENDLY DRAGONBORN WARLOCK FROM AN ANCIENT MONASTERY WHO DOESN'T BELIEVE IN MAGIC, EVER[/QUOTE]
Pretty good roll
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