What kind of jokes can't you take? - General

EU is retarded jokes, my family is retarded jokes, Ololo the people on D-day died because of bad pizza's kind of jokes, jokes of general disrespect.

[QUOTE=TailsPrower;19517735]Abortion/Dead baby jokes. There is nothing funny about a knocked up bitch who doesn't want their child, and most certainly nothing funny about miscarriages.[/QUOTE] There is lots of things funny about that. Oh wait, I'm just a bad person.

Jokes at the expense of my flamboyant, uncontrollable homosexuality.

[QUOTE=GunsNRoses;19518849]Jokes at the expense of my flamboyant, uncontrollable homosexuality.[/QUOTE] Dude, you should be able to put up with that... I mean, it's awesome to laugh at yourself... I'm not even gay and I find cool to make dick jokes every now and then :P

[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;19519402]Dude, you should be able to put up with that... I mean, it's awesome to laugh at yourself... I'm not even gay and I find cool to make dick jokes every now and then :P[/QUOTE] My friend makes fun of his own dyslexia.

Getting worked up over a joke makes you a joke IMO

For my name is Gabe. I can't stand it when people call me Gayyyy-be :argh:

[QUOTE=theguydude;19519456]For my name is Gabe. I can't stand it when people call me Gayyyy-be :argh:[/QUOTE] Sup Gaybe. OH, sorry.

:smithicide:

[QUOTE=IceCKryss;19517910]Jokes insulting [I]The Legend of Zelda[/I] series and jokes about my family. For some reason I become enraged whenever I hear jokes about either. Jokes about my family I can understand why I hate them, but [I]The Legend of Zelda[/I]?[/QUOTE]"zelda is just some elf fag with a sword lololol"

[QUOTE=mars7a;19517471]Really badly said yo momma jokes.[/QUOTE] I HATE that!

Vulgar jokes. Just no.

[QUOTE=that guy;19520558]I HATE that![/QUOTE] "Yo momma so fat! She sat on a chair and it broke!" And the person who said the joke proceeds to go "OOOOOOH" even though they are the only one saying it.

Dildo jokes. I HATE dildo jokes.

[QUOTE=Mr. Good Day;19520817]Dildo jokes. I HATE dildo jokes.[/QUOTE] Welcome to facepunch.....?

-snip [editline]08:59PM[/editline] Gay jokes. [editline]09:00PM[/editline] [QUOTE=NorthernGate;19516603]what're you on about, eh? hows the milk bag bro[/QUOTE] My (School)milk comes in bags, and I live in the US.

I can take all jokes, just not bad ones. Racist, sexist, homophobic jokes are fine. If they aren't funny, I will throw my ice-burn insults in there face.

jokes little kids tell or jokes about me or how i choose to be

annoying girls with annoying fake british accents that sing journey all the time which is why I don't listen to them anymore

Religion jokes, not only are they simply not funny, but are offensive. :raise:

I can't take jokes that are too personal, especially when it comes to appearance. As for general jokes, it bugs me when people joke about people who have some kind of disability or are crippled in some way.

[QUOTE=ReCreate;19521337]Religion jokes, not only are they simply not funny, but are offensive. :raise:[/QUOTE] Dem buddhists be worshipping a fat guy yo. (Derp)

Mom jokes.

jokes about me,my mom or other family member,racist jokes,farting jokes,anything that i find offencive

Jokes that are in bad taste, such as jokes about a person who recently died, etc...

[QUOTE=SantanaDVX;19521550]Jokes that are in bad taste, such as jokes about a person who recently died, etc...[/QUOTE] Oh, but MJ jokes were so funny when he died. Seriously, people made up some good ones.

Bad jokes that little kids tell.

I have to say I expected FP to be less of wussies. No offense.

[QUOTE=mars7a;19521696]I have to say I expected FP to be less of wussies. No offense.[/QUOTE] What do you mean by that?

I can take any joke really, just for some reason when they say a "Yo Mamma" joke to me in front of everyone just because the fact everyone is around they do it.