As poor as Monkey123
Went down like a lead balloon
Went down like a shit sandwich
As funny as losing a limb
As good as a soapy tit wank
Your humor is like my balls. Old and not functioning.
You're as sharp as a bowling ball.
[QUOTE=Johnnsen;18319072]Your humor is like my balls. Old and not functioning.[/QUOTE]
More like 8-years-old and not functioning
Son, viagra at my age would be like placeing a new flag pole ontop of a condemed building.
Your life is like a failboat.
as mentally slow as OIFY
Banned like a man against Garry.
[QUOTE=Musicfreak59;18319469]as mentally slow as OIFY[/QUOTE]
:smug: That was like oral sex with supermodel.
[QUOTE=evilbla;18319491]:smug: That was like oral sex with supermodel.[/QUOTE]
This was like STDs from prostitutes.
As crap as my PC, like a dog on a barbeque.
[QUOTE=evilbla;18319491]:smug: That was like oral sex with supermodel.[/QUOTE]
I was trying to think of something other then the obvious, but that was like trying to convince a mormon only to get married once
[QUOTE=verynicelady;18318698]So fat that beside him a mountain of lard looks like a tiny pat of butter.
Grinning as if jokerized.
As sweet as condensed milk, honey and syrup poured over a mountain of cotton candy.[/QUOTE]
similes are meant to be short
[QUOTE=codenamecueball;18319414]More like 8-years-old and not functioning[/QUOTE]
You have to know it.
as useless as a pogo stick to a scarecrow
He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience,
like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse
without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around
the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking
at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
Sick as a swine flu patient?
Sick as a kid who ate a quart of ice cream then rode the ferry to Dublin.
This reminds me of those old 1940s detective novels and films they were full of wisecracks and convoluted similes.
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