• Video Game Quotes you Shouldn't Say in Bed
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Snipedy, my bad
"eet ees so tiny!" Heavy
"Get outta there, it's gonna blow!"
''Can it wait, I'm in the middle of some calibrations''
Assuming direct control
"I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!"
"I've never kissed a dead tart before." "Christ, you could break glass with that scream." "The smelly bugger's grabbed me!" All from KF.
Your ass, your face, what's the difference?
"RAMIREZ" Richard Bastion: You've gotta trust me here, I-I've been fined a lot for talking about the size of my penis. I mean, it is closely shaped to a-a tennis ball container. I'm just gonna leave it at that. - GTA IV Niko Bellic: All right man. If you want my advice, the only way you're going to get your balls back to normal is if you stop juicing or get implants.
"Do you know what "suck the heads" means? 'Cause I came down here with Keith once, and he didn't know, and― I mean, it ain't nothin' bad. It's about eatin'―"
[b]YOU DARE LOOK UPON THE HOST OF SOULS!? I SHALL DEVOUR YOU WHOLE![/b] yeh
"I'm the grim reaper, Lardass, and you're my next customer." Grim Fandago
"Thankfully I already don't remember this" -Demoman
"I thought you were dead" from mass effect
"Stop right there criminal scum!"
Hey cousin, want to go bowling?
Please assume the position.
"Don't run! It's just ham!" "Sandvich and I are coming for you!" "I just LOVE the Centuars! They're SO cute!"
[IMG]http://knowyourmeme.com/system/icons/3554/original/1282275835390.png?1283390208[/IMG] "[B]HEY LARDFAT[/B]"
[i]Eat my dick![/i] Oh wait.. I should say that
"ENEMY AC130 ABOVE!!!" /caps
Rainbows make me cry
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loSzpvq73FY#t=4m25s]Oh shit! I have a bag of Milky Ways! [b]WAAAAAAAAAH!!!![/b][/url]
*resist arrest* "THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD."
"alright then, standard insertion procedure"
"What if you miss?" "[B]I won't.[/B]"
"Use the boost to get through the rear!"
"Got room for two in there?"
"Good thing you know what you're doing."
"So that's what Death feels like." "STAY THE FUCK DOWN" "GET UP SO I CAN KILL YOU AGAIN!" "Merry Christmas." "I wish I could do more than watch you."
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