• Video Game Quotes you Shouldn't Say in Bed
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*SMACK* "Thank me! [b]obey![/b]" ~ The Commandant from Fable 2
"Did somebody slaughter a goat in here? No seriously , I want to know" - postal dude
"Anything can be penetrated with the proper tool." - James Bond 007: Nightfire
"What if you miss?" "I won't"
"........................." Half-life 2 "........................" Opposing force "........................" Blue shift
"There's a Spy creepin' around here."
Jason, Jason, Jason, Jason.
After your sex is over, and your girl says something about how much she enjoyed her time with you, DO NOT reply by saying; "Damn, it's that invisible bitch again!" -Killing Floor.
"You are in good hands my friend" from RA3
"...Jill Sandwich..." "I hope this is not Chris's blood!" -Barry Burton, Resident Evil 1 "It's not just a snake... It's a MONSTER!" -Richard Aiken, Resident Evil 1 "Banshee FrieNd is a faggot" -Rusty-
"You look like hammered shit!" Mason, Call of Duty: Black Ops.
HERE I COME! -Heavy
"Get out of there, it's gonna Blow!"
"Tell the devil Red Harlow sent you!"
"..." -Gordan Freeman
"Butter my biscuit!" -Starcraft 2 Terran SCV "The only thing you should feel when you *cough* someone is the recoil" Starcraft 2 Terran Marine Some people cough when asleep or snore
"I can't get these FUCKING NUMBERS out of my head."
"I'm sorry, but the princess is in another castle."
"Ramirez, cover me I'm going in!"
"Stay put, you div!"
You have no chance make your time.
What did i tell you NO GIANT SHARKS, Tommy Vercetti
"get outta there it's gonna blow!"
In like flynn.
"'Bam' said the lady!" - Halo 3 ODST
Money Money Money!
[QUOTE=belink;26767569]"Oh, that wasn't supposed to happen."[/QUOTE] "do you see that thing that fell out of me what is that"
"I believe you have me at a disadvantage...." ~ Commander Shepard
"Nuclear launch detected."
[QUOTE=DinoJesus;26840904]In like flynn.[/QUOTE] Ladies first :smug: Uncharted 2 for those who don't know.
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