• My friend decided he wants to be a rapper
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rock is just one letter away from cock jazz is one letter away from jizz metal is one letter away from fetal
[QUOTE=pie_is_good;21119079]rock is just one letter away from cock jazz is one letter away from jizz metal is one letter away from fetal[/QUOTE] Death metal band name: Fetal Cock Jizz.
[QUOTE=Mr. Ambleu;21119107]Death metal band name: Fetal Cock Jizz.[/QUOTE] I'll buy 12 albums from them.
[QUOTE=Mr. Ambleu;21119107]Death metal band name: Fetal Cock Jizz.[/QUOTE] Hell if there are bands that sing about getting raped by elephants (pornogrind) i suppose that would be bound to existing...
[QUOTE=attackyourself!;21118697]Well fuck me up the arse with lube.This is the single most horrid thing I've heard.[/QUOTE] I'll take you up on tha-- I mean, yeah, that music sucks.
what a fucking tard he raps like its hard he should go answer the door so someone can slam him to the floor please make a diss i need to take a piss why hasnt he made a list of everything he missed even my cat hissed [editline]11:49AM[/editline] word [editline]11:49AM[/editline] 2 yo mudda [editline]11:53AM[/editline] i got another one im a beast when you turn me on into the future cybertron harder faster better stronger texting ladies extra longer wait. SHIT
Oh Shi- OP, This thread still living. Well ofcourse I never heard anything worse than that, actually I didn't expected to be it as bad as it is :D Welldone, you phailin' at life, and you succeding!
phailin' at life... okay.....
[QUOTE=Crazy Legs;21039928]:siren:[highlight]HE IS CHALLENGING YOU ALL TO WRITE A BETTER SONG THAN HIM! TAKE PART IN THE EASIEST CONTEST EVER![/highlight]:siren: He always thinks of himself as some amazing artistic talent. He's like a brick wall when it comes to criticism. Whenever someone insults his lyrics he always says something like, "Well it's because you can never take me seriously." or, "Well this guy liked it!" Keep in mind that the guy he's talking about is the school's nice guy that can't make fun of anyone to their face. He has absolutely no sense of quality control. He shows everyone the lyrics he wrote no matter how bad they are and he usually writes around 3 a night. His lyrics have absolutely nothing to do with his life, they're based on the life he wishes he had. He is the most awkward kid around girls and he probably drank around 3 times in his life, yet his lyrics display him as a party boy and a womanizer. He also posted most of his songs on youtube, even while everyone was criticizing the song. At least I know he has some form of self-control because he hasn't published the Facebook fan page he made. But, no only can he not write lyrics for shit, he can't create any sort of good beat for his music. He usually rips them from other songs. The one beat he made himself is like getting a cheese grater pressed up against your ears. And his way of recording his voice is probably the most roundabout and dumbest way to possibly do it. He records himself singing on his iPhone, then he takes the iPhone and puts it up against his computer's microphone and records like that. I swear, he's probably clinically retarded. His "music": [URL]http://www.youtube.com/user/YungstylesMusic3204[/URL] [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/#"]View YouTUBE video[/URL] [URL]http://youtube.com/watch?v=XdjN0qJGZYM[/URL] [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/#"]View YouTUBE video[/URL] [URL]http://youtube.com/watch?v=_GJ-MECSA58[/URL] And this is the song with the beat he made himself. WARNING!!! MAY CAUSE EAR DAMAGE [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/#"]View YouTUBE video[/URL] [URL]http://youtube.com/watch?v=r1E3oiA2Wuw[/URL] :siren:[highlight]NEW SONG POSTED! HE JUST DOESN'T STOP! WHAT A TROOPER! He stopped whispering, too![/highlight]:siren: [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/#"]View YouTUBE video[/URL] [URL]http://youtube.com/watch?v=-gs5G8vZwzI[/URL] [/QUOTE] Hmmm... He had about one song in total that i was able to completely sit through... HERE, is good rap. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cASLfP6mkC0[/media]
[QUOTE=benos;21114474][img]http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/Sk8terboyx111/WayneBrady.png[/img] He'll pull a finger gun at you if you diss rap.[/QUOTE] Rap Sucks ASS!
He does actually. I like hip-hop for some reason. But it's just poetry. I like Going down the hard road.....don't know where I've been.....
Why would he rape for a living?
If jesus existed he would smite this as it flew though the airwaves making sure it was never heard.
..wow
Think about how horrible it would be to have some form of advanced Tinnitus where instead of ringing in your ears you heard Yung Shittles all day. I would off myself on the spot!
He should move to Finland, here it's easy. You just have to shave your head, get a pilot jacket, act like a douche and curse alot and you'll pass as a rapper.
[QUOTE=Virtanen;21166965]He should move to Finland, here it's easy. You just have to shave your head, get a pilot jacket, act like a douche and curse alot and you'll pass as a rapper.[/QUOTE] Pikku G :c00l:
[QUOTE=Revolutionary;21167005]Pikku G :c00l:[/QUOTE] no hes badass he does heroin and everything what are you talking about
The only good rapper in 20 years? That must be... [IMG]http://passionweiss.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/parappa_the_rapper.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Crazy Legs;21039928][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gs5G8vZwzI[/media][/QUOTE] Is it just my imagination or does he REALLY sound like he's sobbing?
Oh jesus christ, just listened to those things. Fuck, even I rap better.
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Music is like candy and we should throw all the wrappers in the trash. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Meme reply" - TH89))[/highlight]
He has no talent.. You should be banned for being his friend.
[QUOTE=Hoboharry;21118412]So mods are allowed to use memes and get away with it? :colbert:[/QUOTE] It's a conspiracy.
:suicide:
He deleted all his videos. Did anyone save his videos? If so, re-upload them and post link here.
[QUOTE=TH89;21198423]It's a conspiracy.[/QUOTE] Well it is a bit unfair.
WELL THAT I TE STUPIDEST HERP ADERP EVER LOL. /faggotry.
I cant wait to get my hands on this mix tape of his.
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