My friend decided he wants to be a rapper - General

This doesnt even qualify as ear rape. It's on a whole nother level.

It sounds like he's just whispering into the mic with T-Pain's autotune. Not to mention, most of those beats seem to be ripped off from old-school rap, you should tell your friend to keep going and laugh in his face when he gets humiliated.

Anyone else get a [I]"My friend thinks she's a great author"[/I] vibe?

Is this music?

Damn that dawg got flo'. Fo shizzle ma nizzle this rappa make me a fapper. n shit. :/

this white boy got no rhythm [editline]02:52PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Dr. Fishtastic;21051083]Ladies and Gents, presenting Florence Foster Jenkins, world's worst Opera singer: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MM6qntPpyZ0[/media] If you've got even a little ear for music, you'll know that she sounds like the whines of a dying dog. However, people paid to see her live, just to laugh at the sheer awfulness of her voice, while she kept a "Haters gon' hate" attitude. She built a goddamn career out of it. I dunno, you do the math.[/QUOTE] The "Glory of the Human Voice" indeed

my friend decided to be a wrapper, what to do?

Listening to that last song on OP's post..... I feel like vomiting.... Seriously D:

I've heard worse. ..Okay, I lied. FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

The autotune in the second song makes it sound like Stephen hawking rapping.

He makes chuggo look good

"I'm runnin' away from trouble - floatin' away like a bubble" I actually laughed aloud.

I watched that first video up until 44 seconds before I couldn't take it. ... Where did my IQ go?

Hey guys! Chat log! [code]Me: yooooo steve your music has a lot of views now Me: good job Friend: u fucked up my account Me: no i didn't Friend: all cause of ur facepunch Me: it's called a thread Me: http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=916039 Me: i bet you saw it already Me: it was their own free will Friend: if u didnt make the thread i wouldnt of got all those negative comments Me: if i didn't make the thread then your account would've stayed at around 2 views Me: and you wouldn't have seen how bad your raps are Friend: there not bad Me: everyone there said they're bad Friend: i not gonna stop making videos Me: why? Friend: i said i gonna make a mixtape and i m not bcking out Me: lol at least try to put more work into the songs Friend: how the fuck is got the world noise Friend: its called lower ur volume Friend: if u dnt want to hear the loud lyrics[/code] Do you see what I'm talking about now?

he sucks ^^

[QUOTE=Crazy Legs;21057733]Hey guys! Chat log! [code]Me: yooooo steve your music has a lot of views now Me: good job Friend: u fucked up my account Me: no i didn't Friend: all cause of ur facepunch Me: it's called a thread Me: http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=916039 Me: i bet you saw it already Me: it was their own free will Friend: if u didnt make the thread i wouldnt of got all those negative comments Me: if i didn't make the thread then your account would've stayed at around 2 views Me: and you wouldn't have seen how bad your raps are Friend: there not bad Me: everyone there said they're bad Friend: i not gonna stop making videos Me: why? Friend: i said i gonna make a mixtape and i m not bcking out Me: lol at least try to put more work into the songs Friend: how the fuck is got the world noise Friend: its called lower ur volume Friend: if u dnt want to hear the loud lyrics[/code]Do you see what I'm talking about now?[/QUOTE] I LOL'd hard man. He can't take criticism worth shit. He thinks he's above everyone else. He'll get shot off his high horse soon enough.

If it rhymes, it's rap, right? RIGHT?! :saddowns:

I was expecting it to be terrible. It was worse than I expected. I don't even want to go into detail about how bad that was. It's not even music, he's just speaking over some shitty beat.

[QUOTE=Crazy Legs;21057733]Hey guys! Chat log! [code]Me: yooooo steve your music has a lot of views now Me: good job Friend: u fucked up my account Me: no i didn't Friend: all cause of ur facepunch Me: it's called a thread Me: http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=916039 Me: i bet you saw it already Me: it was their own free will Friend: if u didnt make the thread i wouldnt of got all those negative comments Me: if i didn't make the thread then your account would've stayed at around 2 views Me: and you wouldn't have seen how bad your raps are Friend: there not bad Me: everyone there said they're bad Friend: i not gonna stop making videos Me: why? Friend: i said i gonna make a mixtape and i m not bcking out Me: lol at least try to put more work into the songs Friend: how the fuck is got the world noise Friend: its called lower ur volume Friend: if u dnt want to hear the loud lyrics[/code] Do you see what I'm talking about now?[/QUOTE] You should tell him to talk to me if he wants to get some rapping tips [editline]07:47PM[/editline] [QUOTE=dirty harry;21057454]"I'm runnin' away from trouble - floatin' away like a bubble" I actually laughed aloud.[/QUOTE] Haha I cracked up at the exact same line

Apparently he puts on for hip hop. NEW SONG UP!!!

"I'm floating like a bubble, running away from trouble"? What the hell.

Me and my friend rap better then he does and we do it as a joke and we do it when we are baked out of our minds: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmefvCtq0uU[/media] [editline]07:18PM[/editline] AHAHAHAHAHHA what the fuck. I listened to his newest song. He has to be joking. He just took the beat off another song, and when he is rapping it sounds like he is whispering like he is scared hes gonna wake up his daddy.

thanks for the laughs due to the youtube comments made my day.

I'm just going to wait until he registers to Facepunch.

That was fucking horrible.

If he didn't already.

[QUOTE=Aman V;21059833]Me and my friend rap better then he does and we do it as a joke and we do it when we are baked out of our minds: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmefvCtq0uU[/media] [editline]07:18PM[/editline] AHAHAHAHAHHA what the fuck. I listened to his newest song. He has to be joking. He just took the beat off another song, and when he is rapping it sounds like he is whispering like he is scared hes gonna wake up his daddy.[/QUOTE] You guys are pretty much just as bad as this guy

He sucks

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nd2a84VyUM[/media] I poot onnnn! The hook sounds strangely familiar.

[QUOTE=TH89;21059959]You guys are pretty much just as bad as this guy[/QUOTE] ahahha I know. We didn't try to be good ( not like we could have anyway). It is just a joke video. But this guy is actually serious.