Lets do some riddles! - General

This thread is devoted to Riddles, the way it will go is - i will post a riddle, you will/try to answer it, and then post your own. Lets start! Rich people need it Poor people have it Happy people want it what is it? The police come across a small room, with no windows or any form of hole/exit; in the middle is a dead man hanging from a rope, and a pool of water. How did he kill himself?

Second one is a block of ice I'm so fast you can't see me, Though everyone sees straight through me, I don't stop until the day you die. What am I?

If you cooked the cake, why did you bake the soup?

[QUOTE=ragawaga;31095675]This thread is devoted to Riddles, the way it will go is - i will post a riddle, you will/try to answer it, and then post your own. Lets start! Rich people need it Poor people have it Happy people want it what is it? The police come across a small room, with no windows or any form of hole/exit; in the middle is a dead man hanging from a rope, and a pool of water. How did he kill himself?[/QUOTE] 1. Nothing. 2. He stood on a block of ice and waited until it melted. My turn. A man read an autobiography about someone, then died of radiation poisoning. Why?

[QUOTE=ragawaga;31095675]This thread is devoted to Riddles, the way it will go is - i will post a riddle, you will/try to answer it, and then post your own. Lets start! Rich people need it Poor people have it Happy people want it what is it? [/QUOTE] Nothing.

The answer to the first one is [I]nothing[/I]; rich people need nothing, poor people have nothing and happy people want nothing. No idea about the second one...

A couple is found dead on the floor, there's broken glass and water around them, but they didn't drown and there isn't blood. What happened to them.

[QUOTE=xxfalconxx;31095808]My turn. A man read an autobiography about someone, then died of radiation poisoning. Why?[/QUOTE] He was reading in a nuclear reactor

Rich people need less money Poor people have less money Happy people want less money ?

[QUOTE=Lufttygger306;31095993]Rich people need less money Poor people have less money Happy people want less money ?[/QUOTE] what, if thats a answer.. no?

[QUOTE=ragawaga;31097224]what, if thats a answer.. no?[/QUOTE] My take on the riddle posted in OP

[QUOTE=Lufttygger306;31097246]My take on the riddle posted in OP[/QUOTE] oh no, the answers been posted alreadies

[QUOTE=fredu;31095799]Second one is a block of ice I'm so fast you can't see me, Though everyone sees straight through me, I don't stop until the day you die. What am I?[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/clock.png[/img] Time [editline]13th July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Te Adoro;31095823]A couple is found dead on the floor, there's broken glass and water around them, but they didn't drown and there isn't blood. What happened to them.[/QUOTE] They were fish in a fishtank [editline]13th July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=xxfalconxx;31095808]1. Nothing. 2. He stood on a block of ice and waited until it melted. My turn. A man read an autobiography about someone, then died of radiation poisoning. Why?[/QUOTE] They were inside a radioactive building

I am hard yet soft, i am coloured yet clear, i am fruity yet sweet. I am jelly. What am i?

[QUOTE=Chickens!;31097778]I am hard yet soft, i am coloured yet clear, i am fruity yet sweet. I am jelly. What am i?[/QUOTE] Loved that show back in the day

[QUOTE=Chickens!;31097778]I am hard yet soft, i am coloured yet clear, i am fruity yet sweet. [b]I am jelly.[/b] What am i?[/QUOTE] Jelly?

[QUOTE=fredu;31095799]Second one is a block of ice I'm so fast you can't see me, Though everyone sees straight through me, I don't stop until the day you die. What am I?[/QUOTE] Life? [editline]13th July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Chickens!;31097778]I am hard yet soft, i am coloured yet clear, i am fruity yet sweet. I am jelly. What am i?[/QUOTE] Cum?

[QUOTE=Te Adoro;31095823]A couple is found dead on the floor, there's broken glass and water around them, but they didn't drown and there isn't blood. What happened to them.[/QUOTE] Huge jellyfish burst out of aquarium and killed them

[QUOTE=Te Adoro;31095823]A couple is found dead on the floor, there's broken glass and water around them, but they didn't drown and there isn't blood. What happened to them.[/QUOTE] goldfish [editline]14th July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Chickens!;31097778]I am hard yet soft, i am coloured yet clear, i am fruity yet sweet. I am jelly. What am i?[/QUOTE] honey!!!!! [editline]14th July 2011[/editline] ok I'd heard the goldfish one before but I'm damn proud of the honey one! [editline]14th July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=fredu;31095799]Second one is a block of ice I'm so fast you can't see me, Though everyone sees straight through me, I don't stop until the day you die. What am I?[/QUOTE] time?

Always get the creeps with these riddles.

What goes up white, and comes down yellow and white?

[QUOTE=Angry Pineapple;31095801]If you cooked the cake, why did you bake the soup?[/QUOTE] because I'm baked I never was, yet always will be. I am never seen, yet always come. I can carry nothing, yet hold much for some. What am I

[QUOTE=peaceful guy;31099967]What goes up white, and comes down yellow and white?[/QUOTE] An Asian?

[QUOTE=peaceful guy;31099967]What goes up white, and comes down yellow and white?[/QUOTE] a stream of urine that is pissed into the air, only to halfway transform partially into semen? i dunno

[QUOTE=peaceful guy;31099967]What goes up white, and comes down yellow and white?[/QUOTE] a white tent but someone peed on it so they took it down

[QUOTE=peaceful guy;31099967]What goes up white, and comes down yellow and white?[/QUOTE] Snow was white and was updrafted. When it finally fell, a bird pissed on it mid air.

[QUOTE=ragawaga;31095675] Rich people need it Poor people have it Happy people want it what is it? [/QUOTE] A large penis? You know, because white people are rich and blacks are poor? [B]IM SORRY THAT WAS RACIST DONT HURT ME PLEASE[/B]

[I][B]An old classic[/B][/I] 2 coins both make 30 cents. 1 isn't a quarter, the 2nd isn't a nickle, what is it?

[QUOTE=Im-Bored;31102333][I][B]An old classic[/B][/I] 2 coins both make 30 cents. 1 isn't a quarter, the 2nd isn't a nickle, what is it?[/QUOTE] You did that so wrong.

Two Bahamas 15 Cent Pieces [img]http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/temp-2011-01-13/wcpIBcyfHjAfBfEkyGGyiEdzizJDBABdwIaftldiBzupgotefAynFndosGrj/Bahamas_15_Back.jpg.scaled500.jpg[/img]