[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;31099973]because I'm baked
I never was, yet always will be. I am never seen, yet always come. I can carry nothing, yet hold much for some. What am I[/QUOTE]
Death?
I have one!
What has no mouth, yet eats. And dies when you give it water?
[QUOTE=Rebi;31102603]I have one!
What has no mouth, yet eats. And dies when you give it water?[/QUOTE]
Fire?
[QUOTE=Rebi;31102603]I have one!
What has no mouth, yet eats. And dies when you give it water?[/QUOTE]
Fire.
[editline]fuck[/editline]
chickens you fucking buttmunch
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;31102567]Nope.[/QUOTE]
The future?
Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet. Why?
[QUOTE=Rebi;31102603]I have one!
What has no mouth, yet eats. And dies when you give it water?[/QUOTE]
fire? eats oxygen maybe
ninja'd x2, didn't refresh after reading :v:
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;31102652]The future?[/QUOTE]
Close enough. The answer was tomorrow.
it was a submarine?
[QUOTE=Chickens!;31102657]Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet. Why?[/QUOTE]
They were wearing wetsuits.
[QUOTE=Chickens!;31102657]Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet. Why?[/QUOTE]
they were wearing suits.
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;31102704]they were wearing suits.[/QUOTE]
[sp]They were all married[/sp]
I am in everyone but I don't exist. I can create more of myself and I can destroy myself. I can only exist if I already exist. What am I?
Made this one myself, let's see how it goes.
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;31102742]I am in everyone but I don't exist. I can create more of myself and I can destroy myself. I can only exist if I already exist. What am I?
Made this one myself, let's see how it goes.[/QUOTE]
An idea?
A man in a business suit and a briefcase (Not Gman) is running down a corridor, the lights flicker and the man stops running. He sighs with disappointment and walks away
If you give up, pm me for the answer.
Not really, but it's a possible solution. I originally thought of [sp] Life. Life doesn't exist, i's just a bunch of machinery, it can reproduce and t can kill, and the concept of Life can only exist if there are already living beings to create it[/sp]
Then again, I could argue (and I do defend this) that it's impossible for certain ideas to be deconstructed into other ideas. Because without a first idea, there is nothing to generate a second idea, and you can never reach an idea at all, you're backtracking the idea chain infinitely, never being able to build on a n idea (or ever reach one)
[sp]A lawyer on the Death Row[/sp] Already knew that one.
[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;31102787]A man in a business suit and a briefcase (Not Gman) is running down a corridor, the lights flicker and the man stops running. He sighs with disappointment and walks away[/QUOTE]
He missed his train/subway
What goes on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs in the evening?
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;31102742]I am in everyone but I don't exist. I can create more of myself and I can destroy myself. I can only exist if I already exist. What am I?
Made this one myself, let's see how it goes.[/QUOTE]
Emotion?
Fuck every riddle I try to make is obviously about penis
[QUOTE=BubonicCHG;31102833]What goes on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs in the evening?[/QUOTE]
Man
[editline]14th July 2011[/editline]
Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. And whoever knows it wants it not.
Ok that's a really tough one nevermind.
[editline]14th July 2011[/editline]
One word in this sentence is misspelled. What word is it?
Lack of knowledge? Someone who makes lack of knowledge can't know about, so he can't talk about it, who takes it, can't know it because they have a lack of knowledge, and whoever knows about the lack of knowledge either doesn't want it because he doesn't exist (if the lack of knowledge is in him) or because he knows of its harms (if the lack of knowledge is in others)
[QUOTE=Chickens!;31102855]
Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. And whoever knows it wants it not.
Ok that's a really tough one nevermind.
[/QUOTE]Tapeworm eggs.
People hate me, yet they make me every single day. What am I?
this one might be too vague but fuck you this is all I could make that wasn't penis
Hint, It's a material thing.
It's too hard guys give up.
A man is watching tv in his home and on the news he hears of the accident. He walks up the stairs, turns on the light and jumps out the window.
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;31102963]People hate me, yet they make me every single day. What am I?
this one might be too vague but fuck you this is all I could make that wasn't penis[/QUOTE]
Promises?
[QUOTE=Chickens!;31102972]Hint, It's a material thing.
It's too hard guys give up.[/QUOTE]
I need more hints
[QUOTE=Chickens!;31102855]
Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. And whoever knows it wants it not.
Ok that's a really tough one nevermind.
[sp]Counterfeit Money[/sp]
One word in this sentence is misspelled. What word is it?
[sp]Misspelled[/sp]
[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Chickens!;31102981]Promises?[/QUOTE]
No.
Hint: Whilst they hate me, they hope for good news about me.
Is it penises? because you said it wouldn't be...
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