[QUOTE=Chickens!;31103031]Is it penises? because you said it wouldn't be...[/QUOTE]
no it's not penises
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;31102963]People hate me, yet they make me every single day. What am I?
this one might be too vague but fuck you this is all I could make that wasn't penis[/QUOTE]
Unhappiness
CHICKENS: AIDS? v:v:v; "one"
SEXYTITANIC98: fucked if I know, he commited suicie because of fear?
He is watching TV and a fire erupted consuming some newspapers, he hears the noise and sees his house catching fire, the door is blocked of, so he walks up the stairs, turns his back to the light of the fire and escapes through the window.
The one who makes it doesn't need it. The one who buys it doesn't need it. However, the one who uses it doesn't know they're even using it.
What is it?
[editline]13th July 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;31103088]Unhappiness
CHICKENS: AIDS? v:v:v; "one"
SEXYTITANIC98: fucked if I know, he commited suicie because of fear?[/QUOTE]
no and the answer is here if you give up
[sp]traffic[/sp]
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;31103091]The one who makes it doesn't need it. The one who buys it doesn't need it. However, the one who uses it doesn't know they're even using it.
What is it?
[editline]13th July 2011[/editline]
no and the answer is here if you give up
[sp]traffic[/sp][/QUOTE]
gravstone
[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;31102973]A man is watching tv in his home and on the news he hears of the accident. He walks up the stairs, turns on the light and jumps out the window.[/QUOTE]
Ok. This isn't a riddle.
[QUOTE=Lazyboy0337;31103133]Ok. This isn't a riddle.[/QUOTE]
Ok then what's the answer then smartass.
ther no asnwer bc there wasnt question in frist place
Oh for fucks sake.
The man is a lighthouse caretaker, he learns on the news of an accident offshore. Knowing the police would be questioning him, he goes upstairs to the light, turns it on and jumps.
[QUOTE=Kabuto;31103153]ther no asnwer bc there wasnt question in frist place[/QUOTE]
Holy shit make an effort.
[editline]14th July 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;31103177]Oh for fucks sake.
The man is a lighthouse caretaker, he learns on the news of an accident offshore. Knowing the police would be questioning him, he goes upstairs to the light, turns it on and jumps.[/QUOTE]
That's vague as fuck.
:colbert: Just add a "Why" after it.
[QUOTE=Chickens!;31103196]Holy shit make an effort.
[editline]14th July 2011[/editline]
That's vague as fuck.[/QUOTE]
I remember a teacher telling me that one, I think I might have forgot some words.
I've caused many many deaths and everyone knows it, though no one arrests me, or takes me to court.
Who am I?
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;31103249]I've caused many many deaths and everyone knows it, though no one arrests me, or takes me to court.
Who am I?[/QUOTE]
Alcohol.
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;31103249]I've caused many many deaths and everyone knows it, though no one arrests me, or takes me to court.
Who am I?[/QUOTE]
executioner
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;31103249]I've caused many many deaths and everyone knows it, though no one arrests me, or takes me to court.
Who am I?[/QUOTE]
The Law.
[QUOTE=Chickens!;31103281]War[/QUOTE]
Still no. Also, I don't worry about them trying to catch me because they can't.
Remember, WHO is a keyword.
God?
I dunno, Sonic the Hedgehog?
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;31103306]God?
I dunno, Sonic the Hedgehog?[/QUOTE]
It's God.
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;31103292]Still no. Also, I don't worry about them trying to catch me because they can't.
Remember, WHO is a keyword.[/QUOTE]
Me
Kim Jong Il?
You can feel me, love me, talk about me, see me, create me, and think about me, but I don't exist really, I never have, and I never will. There are thousands of me and you know quite a few.
What am I?
you guys are so fucked on this one
Yeah pretty sure it's Kim Jong Il.
[QUOTE=Chickens!;31103418]Yeah pretty sure it's Kim Jong Il.[/QUOTE]
are you saying kim jong il is god
are you saying he isn't
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;31103410]You can feel me, love me, talk about me, see me, create me, and think about me, but I don't exist and I never will.
What am I?
you guys are so fucked on this one[/QUOTE]
The mind's interpretation of the world.
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;31103465]The mind's interpretation of the world.[/QUOTE]
Wrong.
hang on I'm going to word that riddle better
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;31103410]You can feel me, love me, talk about me, see me, create me, and think about me, but I don't exist really, I never have, and I never will. There are thousands of me and you know quite a few.
What am I?
you guys are so fucked on this one[/QUOTE]
Girl friends for facepunch users.
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