A father found his son in his room hanging dead from a rope. The child wasn't depressed, in danger, or anything like that, so why did he kill himself?
[QUOTE=ZF911;31110964]Because they were all married and not single.[/QUOTE]
Late but correct!
[editline]14th July 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;31111161]A father found his son in his room hanging dead from a rope. The child wasn't depressed, in danger, or anything like that, so why did he kill himself?[/QUOTE]
Was he a lightbulb?
He didn't, his son gave his other other son (they were twin brothers) a rope for the other kid to kill himself.
They were rock climbing and the rope holding the kid broke and he crashed through the ceiling of his room in the inn, still attached to the rope, which had caught on the ceiling.
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;31111641]He didn't, his son gave his other other son (they were twin brothers) a rope for the other kid to kill himself.
They were rock climbing and the rope holding the kid broke and he crashed through the ceiling of his room in the inn, still attached to the rope, which had caught on the ceiling.[/QUOTE]
what no that's not it at all
[QUOTE=Chickens!;31111163]
Was he a lightbulb?[/QUOTE]
Two people are in a destroyed cabin in the forest, strapped to their seats dead.
How did they die?
[QUOTE=GameDev;31112071]Two people are in a destroyed cabin in the forest, strapped to their seats dead.
How did they die?[/QUOTE]
airplane crash
[editline]14th July 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Chickens!;31111894][/QUOTE]
no he's not a lightbulb
I am a mystery. You can find me on this world. I am not an animal, and neither a place, or a person.
What am I?
Nothing.
[QUOTE=fredu;31112366]I am a mystery. You can find me on this world. I am not an animal, and neither a place, or a person.
What am I?[/QUOTE]
sex
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;31112450]sex[/QUOTE]
Nope
[QUOTE]I am a mystery.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=fredu;31112560]Nope[/QUOTE]
it's a mystery to facepunch
2 people bumped into each other and seconds later they both die, how did they die?
[QUOTE=eninco;31113295]2 people bumped into each other and seconds later they both die, how did they die?[/QUOTE]
They were both plane pilots.
They were walking on a clothesline. they fell and died.
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;31113341]They were walking on a clothesline. they fell and died.[/QUOTE]
Close in a way
[quote]They were both plane pilots.[/quote]
no but it happened somewhere in the sky.
[QUOTE=eninco;31113369]Close in a way
no but it happened somewhere in the sky.[/QUOTE]
two guys are on the roof of a skyscraper and then they bump into each other and it's like FUCK
Regarding the hanging kid, he was standing on a block of ice and hung himself, and the block melted by the time daddy came home
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;31111161]A father found his son in his room hanging dead from a rope. The child wasn't depressed, in danger, or anything like that, so why did he kill himself?[/QUOTE]
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation.
"The life I lead is mere hours or less, I serve all my time by being consumed. I am quickest when thin, slowest when fat, and wind is the bane of the gift that I bring."
What's brown and sticky?
[sp]Your underpants[/sp]
I'm original
Fire.
[QUOTE=Valkar;31113640]"The life I lead is mere hours or less, I serve all my time by being consumed. I am quickest when thin, slowest when fat, and wind is the bane of the gift that I bring."[/QUOTE]
air/oxygen/carbon dioxide and then it's consumed by plants and turned into oxygen?
I don't know science
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;31113780]air/oxygen/carbon dioxide and then it's consumed by plants and turned into oxygen?
I don't know science[/QUOTE]
i dont know how you got that
[QUOTE=Valkar;31113640]"The life I lead is mere hours or less, I serve all my time by being consumed. I am quickest when thin, slowest when fat, and wind is the bane of the gift that I bring."[/QUOTE]
Bees?
[QUOTE=ragawaga;31116360]i dont know how you got that[/QUOTE]
I don't even know I can't even think straight right now oh god
[QUOTE]Fire?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Valkar;31113640]"The life I lead is mere hours or less, I serve all my time by being consumed. I am quickest when thin, slowest when fat, and wind is the bane of the gift that I bring."[/QUOTE]
The Earth.
idunno lol
wait how the fuck did I get the earth
Wait no.
is it a candle?
[QUOTE=EcksDee;31116580]The Earth.[/QUOTE]
the earth has been here for a bit longer than a few hours
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