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You drive through the shop, but instead of a lesbian apartment. Your on a highway! There seems to be police car chasing you. You:
A- Put your foot down and drive as fast as you can,
B- Jump onto the car behind/infront of you, Just Cause 2 style,
C- Other
C
Drive back and look for a apartment you can drive through
B, onto the car behind you. And then piss on the other cop car
Fuck it, you're outta dis bitch, Just Cause 2 style.
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Agree with Pandemix
agree with pandemix
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You ninja your way onto the roof of the other car and start to piss on the cop car. Next, you:
A- Hijack the yellow car,
B- Other
B - Fap and jizz onto the police car
Agree with Pandemix
Your all fapped out
B
Wonder how you grew pubes within a matter of minutes
Hes always had them, its just that you couldn't see them while he was running :v:
Dropkick the police car.
Rub your balls on the police car windshield
Ask if the driver of the yellow car has a laptop
Then watch porn on it
Scratch that, I agree with WolfeClaw
This thread = :v:
Also B. Use your parachute Just cause 2 style. Then find an apartment with a laptop in it. :fap:
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:D
b- use you sh*t as a grenade and throw it at the police car
Changed my mind to dragons idea.
my idea and then add what wolfclaw said to the end
But then you would wipe your balls in the shit :ohdear:
Oh god this is hilarious!
I choose wiping balls in the shit :D
God, this is gonna be hard to pose.
Aah, Facepunch. The only community that can make a thread become totally unrelated to it's title within 5 posts.
Rated funneh.
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