Add water and sunlight and jizz over it. You will create a woman out of goo who will do your bidding.
[QUOTE=BackOnCrack;20573994]what happened to the turtle in your avatar???[/QUOTE]
:saddowns:
[QUOTE=breakyourfac;20569782]OP is now swamp monster.[/QUOTE]
SSSSSSSSSSSsssss
[QUOTE=Super_Poo;20529832]What's agar powder?[/QUOTE]
Seaweed basically.
The bacteria in the Yogurt will probably become sentient, it will try to consume everything in sight, be prepared.
[QUOTE=Micr0;20580373]The bacteria in the Yogurt will probably become sentient, it will try to consume everything in sight, be prepared.[/QUOTE]
Sounds like the plot to a flash game.
I remember you! :cheers:
you should buy more agar powder and do what we recommended in the original thread.
[QUOTE=Elexar;20580496]I remember you! :cheers:
you should buy more agar powder and do what we recommended in the original thread.[/QUOTE]
Try and grow a money tree?
I have some weird science kit from 1994. I think it's unopened.
[QUOTE=PopLot;20530120]Speaking of which, I think I may have inhaled a few of the fucking particles when I opened the satchet.
Stomach feels weird
But really I'm fine.
Except a bit cold.
Really, really cold
I'm a...aRHGHGJDGYILFVOFYDCBOHJOGUH[/QUOTE]
What I like most about this post is that, even though you inhaled something that is clearly killing you to the point where you've started rabidly thrashing about, smashing random keys and most likely foaming at the mouth... You had the sheer luck or, perhaps coordination, to not only maintain your position above your keyboard, but to also strike your enter key at just the right moment to create this stilted aura of suspense about your well being.
:ohdear:
But you're fine so all's good. Status update?
you are dumb
It will grow tentacles.
Man, you really should eat it
Stick it in your nose and go on 4chan claiming you have superpowers.
1. Let it grow
2. Dry it out
3. Sell it as drugs
OP, you're doing it wrong. First, you're supposed to cook the agar to make a gelatinous substance. Second, agar by itself isn't a nutrient for bacteria, you need to add the nutrients to it. Agar is only a substrate.
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Growth_medium[/url]
The way you did it, probably nothing will happen. You can try eating it though. :buddy:
[QUOTE=RayvenQ;20580329]Seaweed basically.[/QUOTE]
Thank you
I have decided to do a weekly update instead, to make it a quite dramatic update from simple yoghurt to a Swampy Behemoth.
[QUOTE=PopLot;20604814]I have decided to do a weekly update instead, to make it a quite dramatic update from simple yoghurt to a Swampy Behemoth.[/QUOTE]
Please read
[QUOTE=pebkac;20587475]OP, you're doing it wrong. First, you're supposed to cook the agar to make a gelatinous substance. Second, agar by itself isn't a nutrient for bacteria, you need to add the nutrients to it. Agar is only a substrate.
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Growth_medium[/url]
The way you did it, probably nothing will happen. You can try eating it though. :buddy:[/QUOTE]
Sneeze in the zip bag so you can breed Human diseases
[QUOTE=Cheesemonkey;20583179]you are dumb[/QUOTE]
CP doesn't necessarily have to have a victim, it's just that 99.9% of the time it does. The thing with pedos is that they've been demonized to be horrible no matter what, and I don't think that's the case
[QUOTE=concon;20608607]CP doesn't necessarily have to have a victim, it's just that 99.9% of the time it does. The thing with pedos is that they've been demonized to be horrible no matter what, and I don't think that's the case[/QUOTE]
I don't think that's the case.
[QUOTE=!xHDMicrobe;20606261]Please read[/QUOTE]
But it's still yoghurt a weekly report on yoghurt, yoghurt can go really bad...
[QUOTE=rakkar;20630846]But it's still yoghurt a weekly report on yoghurt, yoghurt can go really bad...[/QUOTE]
True
If you have sealed it to stop smell then hows the bacteria going to get to it?
Hah, I remember that thing when I got the magazine, It didn't go well anyway.
If you take a picture of it every hour you will get an awesome time lapse video
More lethal bacteria grow when there is a deprivation of oxygen...
Sell it to drug dealers :fuckyou:
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