I've just realized there are two communities in this subforum. We, who scenebuild pose etc. and those in Post your WIP. I wonder if some of them check this thread or the pic thread. Because I have checked their thread only twice during the time I am here.
the contraption guys have never, ever given a rat's ass about the screenshot side. at best they look down on us.
when the contraption forum was merged with the screenshot board on OldPunch, a few of them basically went on a shitposting spree in everything screenshot related until the mods stepped in.
it's best for both communities that they don't mingle.
Haven't been here in a while. Is GMOD still the majority or have most moved on to SFM?
many use SFM, but some of the craziest shit is done in GMod
I still don't get why the mods were against merging the SFM forums with ours.
Mixing the two species of posermen was a terrible mistake.
who are you?
That's not very nice, I don't even know who I am anymore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNPP0IND5u8
If you are asking me you can see my name above and to the left of my avatar
Just another poserman trying to slap ragdolls together and make some pictures. My old forum name must have got scrambled up during the transition to Facepunch 2.
hell yeah dude, you made those sick ass retro grunge max payne shots
those were great
looking forward to see some good shit on Discord at #creative_pursuit
Good people of the Imperial City...
...WELCOME...
...TO THE ARENA!
Anyway, continuation of my previous story about my grandmother falling off a tree and breaking her spine. Ever since she was taken to the hospital, my grandfather had nobody to rein him in and he's been going out drinking every single day. When he's run out of money, he decided to start searching our rooms for money and/or cigarettes. It's been 17 days since she's been taken to the hospital and so far, he's not gone out only twice. On Monday night, he got home completely wasted and for whichever reason tried to sneak out through our living room (our house is sort of L shaped and my grandparents have their own part of the house for themselves and they even have their own entrance) but couldn't because we were there - I only heard him opening the door leading to the kitchen, which is right next to the living room, shuffling his feet a bit, stopping in place and then closing the door again. 5 or 10 minutes later, after I had gone to my room, I heard a car engine sputtering to life outside, then I heard the wrong gears getting kicked in place and the whole transmission system being tortured as my grandfather was attempting to reverse the car - He must've tried at least 10 times before he managed to do it, then he switched the lights on and drove off. It was exactly 11:15pm when he decided to go for a drive. It had just begun to rain. I had no idea where he could have been off to because everything is closed at the time.
The next morning, I woke up to my father having a call with somebody. It was our neighbour - she was calling my father to tell him that my grandfather had crashed the car. But my father already knew at that point, because my mother had already called him before - she saw the crashed car on her way to work - and my grandfather in his drunkedness went up to my father and straight up asked him whether he could drive him back to his car because he had left it in a ditch the night before and therefore my father told him to fuck off and not to show his face before he sobers up.
The car had one of its front tires completely shredded, he must've punctured it in the next town which is ~2km away and after a while the remains of the flat tire got completely shredded and fell off and he was driving on the bare rim. You can clearly see the grooves in th road the rim made as he was trying to drive back home, and let me tell you - he was swerving A LOT... that was until he finally got the car stuck in the ditch. But he didn't really give too much of a fuck, he got out and walked home - leaving the car unlocked and without any safety signalling put out on the road.
When confronted, he claimed it wasn't true that he had left at 11pm and that the car had been there since the noon of the day before. He also claimed that he wasn't drunk at all and that we were all making up lies about him. Our whole village already knows, because they saw the car and they saw him "dancing" around in the road and they know what sort of person he is. My father told him to leave or else he'd get his teeth kicked in and so my grandfather did the logical thing... He went, on foot, to the next town and drinked there the whole day before returning late at night after all the pubs and bars had already closed. During his time out, my older brother and my father tried to pull his car out of the ditch but they couldn't do so and even if they did, he had no reserve tire nor any fuel left in his car, but the car was unlocked and they decided to leave it there for later, but that they'd at least lock it - however, my grandfather still had the keys, so my brother went to find him in one of the pubs in the town and asked him for the keys. My grandfather gave him the keys but also asked him not tell anybody that he was there.
Last night, he went out drinking as well and got home super fucking late and I heard my mother (his daughter) yelling at him at such volumes and with such aggressiveness that I'd never heard until that point.
While he did try apologizing, he also keeps repeating that none of what we say is true and that he didn't crash the car while drunk and that he has only been out to drink twice and that the latest he'd been out is 9pm.
All of these are very blatant lies.
We did get the car back today, just in time, because the police had already started taking interested in the wreck. Meanwhile, my grandmother is still in the hospital and while she seems to be getting better physically, her mental health isn't really flourishing. My grandfather is the village drunk and sometimes a thief that'll never admit to his faults or actions and will try to spread and maintain the idea that it's all our doing, that we took his car and crashed it and that we are now claiming that he has a drinking problem.
I believe he is 78 years old and if not then he's around 80 years old... and he had always been like this. He has already crashed a bunch of cars. He crashed the car (the same car as he did this time) with me in it, while driving me home from school and due to the car being slightly tipped over in the ditch, I had to push his 120kg ass out of the door, because we had no other way out and I was like 13 or 14 at the time.
Many a times (although it wasn't too frequent) he'd disappear for up to four days and then he'd reappear again, all dirty, shit and piss all over his pants and he'd still act like nothing had happened and that it wasn't his shit and piss but somebody did that to him. I remember, 5 or 6 years ago, he got so drunk on the New Year's Eve that, after we had all gone to sleep, he took a shit in the kitchen and it was all over the fridge... I kid you not.
Many people ask me why I don't drink or smoke and this is exactly one of the reasons why. My grandfather gets drunk and smokes for me. Actually, at the rate he does, I think he does it for everybody else in the village (roughly 220 people, excluding the children).
I have passed from drivinf school tests. In 2 weeks I have drives. So hopefully I will complete it succesfully.
@RoblixWW2 , Good luck! I fucked up on my first try because I didn't bring the car to a full stop at a stop sign... I also had trouble reverse parking in a busy parking lot. I admit, I was pretty nervous at the time. For my second try, my parents told me to eat some chocolate before the test to calm myself down. I ate too much of it and felt so nauseous that I completely forgot to be nervous
i'm driving my motorcycle with nothing more than my helmet :V, its very sad that the driving tests here are too expensive and most people just ignore them and learn driving with a friend. cops dont even care
I've got my license to drive, but I barely drive. Usually I just ride places with others, even though we've got two cars.
I have my license, but I spend most of my time on foot since It's not worth much to get your driver's license here when everything is too expensive to maintain a vehicle every day and to buy one vehicle everyone wants it only in US dollars and in cash (Even a old Chevrolet Chevette is selling on $300-500.) and the constant corruption on the police or if you're very unlucky, the National Guard who want "copies" in US Dollars.
And I think that we're the only country in the world that you do the driving test (manual only)>you pay the license+The tax fee based for the level of the license and instead of giving you the license , they send you by e-mail and you have to print it out.
I was with my cousin at an animal shelter looking for a puppy for his niece and we find one of those stereotypical Christian family returning a dog to the shelter and complaining to the staff because "They gave us a dog that's gay! We found him sniffing another dog's ass. we don't want a gay dog!"
garry being on the ball, as the antediluvian archons prophesied to happen when the planets would align in the year 2018
I'm personally not worried. Aside from Dwarden shitting himself and TheDevilsOwn getting a Cease & Desist at one point (from a mod team no less) there haven't been any other incident where developers actually took action against the porting community on Facepunch.
Also Garry might be an asshat but he's our asshat and he loves to tell other developers to fuck (have happened before).
TDO needs to stop dumping models from unreleased games, has he not learned his lesson? It's like the fourth time already.
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