Welcome to the new and improved edition of Romania Wars.
All are welcome to play. Take no prisoners.
INTRODUCTION PART II
Ro(u)mania. Current day. The pastures of this beautiful country are green, vibrant, fresh. They wait for you to carve out your own destiny.
The lobby is well-lit and expansive. A young family sit with their luggage near the refreshments stand. There is nobody behind the reception desk. Maybe you should come back later.
Land Baron Samuels (and His Men of Killing) - chud, TABULA RASA
Reuben Hzhdszebi - chud
Philips Copperhand - Peerless Gravel
Greenpeace - NPC
The Chinese Media - NPC
Megayellow Syndicate - Hardmike
The Ookazi - reachintohispocket
Enter the Hzhdszebi, supergenius and entrepreneur. In a past life he was a humble landscaper who tended to the gardens of powerful and rich men. Being both a Georgian immigrant and a landscaper, he was at the bottom of the social caste. After suffering years of abuse by those above him, he one day decided to stand up for himself and strangled a rich fur trader to death, burying him under his own huge garden feature and seizing his fortunes. His landscaping business turned into a landscaping empire, putting him into Romania's top 10 highest earning companies within weeks. Hzhdszebi is a close associate of Land Baron Samuels and what he lacks in power he makes up for in his unrivalled intelligence and physical strength.
Pictured: Hzhdszebi exercising mind and muscle.
Likes: power, creation
Dislikes: mink coats
Land Baron Samuels prides himself on his entrepreneurial spirit. His latest endeavour sees him expanding into the food industry, capitalising on the recent vegan boom. His goons prepare meat-free sausages using the bodies of his enemies for export to markets in California and San Francisco.
Somewhere deep in the Romanian hills, enslaved Chinese members of Greenpeace are used to efficiently mine Bitcoin for Philips Copperhand. Copperhand, an American-born business man with deep connections to the Romanian peanut industry, was launched into the public eye after he infamously bought Ping-Ping, the world's last-living panda, and shot it to death with a rifle.
fig 1 interview with Copperhand post killing of Ping Ping
One from the archives. Bucharest, 1999. 'The Bucharest Incident.' Two of Land Baron Samuels' elite Men of Killing shot to death the wife of esteemed film critic M. Sarozian in broad daylight following a particularly harsh review of Samuels' directorial debut The Men In The Glass House. Sazorian's son was 'appropriated' and has not been seen since. Some speculate that he was molded into a Man of Killing. Speculation is dangerous.
Unbeknownst to two members of Copperhand's personal guard, this night's entertainment are a trio of Ookazi members , who eliminated the original musical group and left their corpses in a roadside ditch. The Ookazi band merrily play away as Copperhand's loyal goons suffer an untimely death brought on by the aneurysm inducing effects of the poison tainting their hearty meals.
The Land Baron Samuels sends his elite Men of Killing on a suicide mission to the impenetrable Crack Castle that towers over the Romanian countryside, a testament to both man's engineering ability and capacity for sheer evil. The Crack Castle has long since been a key player in Roumania's bustling crack cocaine production, something that the Land Baron Samuels detests for it draws customers and thus money away from Romania's many artisan crack smiths, instead putting it into the hands of international players.
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