• Alyx is a fugly bitch
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I think Valve needs to make a new girl who isn't just hot,but a milf.It's a great idea,you just have to admit it.
[QUOTE=feedthen00bplz;18429052]milf[/QUOTE] LMFAO, mossman isnt a mom tho is she?
[QUOTE=npx190;18393539][IMG]http://www.filmbox.pl/images/aktorzy/m/1206-13410504446235a5eb4562_thumb.jpg[/IMG] Alyx[/QUOTE] What are you guys talking about, I'd hit it
I hereby call rule 35 on dog and glados.
Good,because Djy already used rule 34 with Dog humping a Barrel.
Zoey is in college she is probably around 18 and apparently there are 107 screenshots of her and Bill. The internet is so fucking disgusting.
[QUOTE=tehMuffinMan;18518958]Zoey is in college she is probably around 18 and apparently there are 107 screenshots of her and Bill. The internet is so fucking disgusting.[/QUOTE] Considering most of us are [I]under[/I] 18 I don't see a whole lot wrong with it.
[QUOTE=talking_about_Jamill_Mullen,the_real_face&body_of_Alyx,_Imawerewol;18498711]What are you guys talking about, I'd hit it[/QUOTE] Maybe you should see her in that Jake Gyllenhall movie, "Highway" first. Before you do anything, you also may want to find out what she looks like now, the decade of when that picture of her was taken, a decade can do a major difference on the age of a person. Her age may have been close to character back in 2003 during development, but its almost 2010, wait, what the hell am I talking about, I don't even know you age, not that I want to know, anyway, [QUOTE=tehMuffinMan;18518958]Zoey is in college she is probably around 18 and apparently there are 107 screenshots of her and Bill. The internet is so fucking disgusting.[/QUOTE] Apparently?! Well then why did you bother doing a potential strip search, if it disgusts you!? However, if there are going to be disgusting pictures, I think the guy that is a take off of Scout in Left 4 Dead 2 is a better match for her, not that I want to kill time with those type of freeze frame innuendos. The whole point of them sticking around is to kill zombies.
Zoey was better than Alyx. :smile:
[QUOTE=Eschia;18434732]I always saw alyx as a cool sidekick for hl2, just not something i'd want porn of. Although one of Eli's wishes was for alyx and gordon to "do their part" lol.[/QUOTE] Totally Agreed.
I'm torn. One one hand, Alyx is hot. On the other hand, she IS a video game character. Let's ask......RULE 34!
naked gina no no she is ugly.
This Machinima by Ray Koefed. You will feel sorry for her, by the way, she is Evanescense now. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6shQhZEmwjA[/media] I do not know how this guy made this so NOT funny, some guys actually cried when this was at the show.
If you look closely, she is wearing purple underwear.
[QUOTE=Shibbey;18383904]Nobody likes Rochelle. :saddowns: [I]"No medkit to see here folks, none at all."[/I][/QUOTE] yeah but she kinda looks more like a ghetto mom who can afford makeup zoey looks like a natural 16-year-old
[QUOTE=npx190;18574729]This Machinima by Ray Koefed. You will feel sorry for her, by the way, she is Evanescense now. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6shQhZEmwjA[/media] I do not know how this guy made this so NOT funny, some guys actually cried when this was at the show.[/QUOTE] Holy shit. That's deep.
My personal opinion is and has always been that while Alyx is [i]doable[/i] she's not there for erotic purposes. Sure, I have had the nude skin of her before but what normal male wouldn't? She's yer sidekick and that's all there is to it. I'm sure Gordon will be perfectly happy if and when she finds her deaf love interest...
[QUOTE=Ezhik;18401616]Someone made a nude spitter. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?[/QUOTE] Seriously ? Someone should make nude boomer female model hahahahahaha
[QUOTE=npx190;18423203]Of course, we all know she dies later in Metal Gear Solid 4 on PS3. Shame, poor Naomi, uh, I mean Zoey. As for that idea of nude Glados, thats is hilarious. Maybe there could be some sort of Machinima concept to that, similar to Life of a Turret, but Glados has some love interest with a piece of Combine computer tech or something. Similar to this... [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vkk5Cfwf2zU[/media][/QUOTE] Wait, Chell is 17? Doesnt that render all rule 34 of her CP? [editline]01:54PM[/editline] Back on topic: I personally think Alyx is hot. If she was real, and my age, i would love to in a relationship with her.
It makes me ANGRY that people think Alyx should be with Gordon. Valve never intended that! She is with deaf EP3 guy you morons! Every time i see someone pose her next to Gordon it makes me wanna PUKE! It is disgrace to Valve's great and perfect game series to pair her with Gordon. Understand? So never do it again.
[QUOTE=npx190;18423203][I]Of course, we all know she dies later in Metal Gear Solid 4 on PS3. Shame, poor Naomi, uh, I mean Zoey.[/I] As for that idea of nude Glados, thats is hilarious. Maybe there could be some sort of Machinima concept to that, similar to Life of a Turret, but Glados has some love interest with a piece of Combine computer tech or something. Similar to this... [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vkk5Cfwf2zU[/media][/QUOTE] Oh for crying out fuck.
[QUOTE=TEH_TPMASTER;18401712]I don't even understand the need for nude ragdolls period.[/QUOTE] Wheres mah nude witch ?!
Alyx is not ugly. Yeah, she's not the hottest female partner, but it's the fact "she's not some slut but can kick ass" personality that makes her an amazing character.
Someone made a nude witch skin for l4d2 and she had a penis @ the guy who said WHY WOULD YOU MAKE A NUDE SPITTER SKIN
[QUOTE=Garry's modder;20058224]Seriously ? Someone should make nude boomer female model hahahahahaha[/QUOTE] how2bumplieku
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