• Stupid rules you saw in RP servers
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If the person is mature age shouldn't matter.
[QUOTE=PeanutTHENINJA;22984282]If the person is mature age shouldn't matter.[/QUOTE] How many "mature" people that are 12 or under do you know? Dumbbells that say they are mature, but cannot back up that claim by no means do not count.
[QUOTE=rimlanin;22985645]How many "mature" people that are 12 or under do you know? Dumbbells that say they are mature, but cannot back up that claim by no means do not count.[/QUOTE] So if they're not mature, that's when you can judge. Don't just say they're not mature because they're of a certain age.
This is not a rule but an admin advertised. 'Are you a girl? If you show your boobs you will get unlimited money, if you show pussy, you will get Admin'
[QUOTE=timthefunnyman;22971015]We removed that rule. But when it was enforced, having a corrupt government with 12 year olds would have ruined the roleplay.[/QUOTE] Didn't your server bomb? I need dat IP. I used to have it in my favorites.
[QUOTE=PeanutTHENINJA;22985976]So if they're not mature, that's when you can judge. Don't just say they're not mature because they're of a certain age.[/QUOTE] That does not answer my question.
"Have Fun" I'll do as I darn please.
[QUOTE=rimlanin;23000601]That does not answer my question.[/QUOTE] Yeah sorry about that, was ass tired. I know one, but he turned 13 recently. Well, I know a lot, but he's one of the most mature users I've met on here. So that leads to ~2 people who shouldn't be discriminate against just because they're ~12. I like ~
N.H.A severs are a bunch of little immature kids abusing their powers. they rag doll and ban people for actually RPing. rule #1 obey all respected cause they have most powers...
[QUOTE=PeanutTHENINJA;23011583]Yeah sorry about that, was ass tired. I know one, but he turned 13 recently. Well, I know a lot, but he's one of the most mature users I've met on here. So that leads to ~2 people who shouldn't be discriminate against just because they're ~12. I like ~[/QUOTE] That means you are lucky. All the 12 year olds ive played with are immature ignorant whiny little bitches that whine over everything, can't play and do not use their brain. Also "demand" admin or they are "going to get their 1337 clan and friends and crash my server". Though I have to admit, constantly killing them is a amusing way to get them off the server in a explosion of rage all while you laugh to death.
[QUOTE=rimlanin;23024339]That means you are lucky. All the 12 year olds ive played with are immature ignorant whiny little bitches that whine over everything, can't play and do not use their brain. Also "demand" admin or they are "going to get their 1337 clan and friends and crash my server". Though I have to admit, constantly killing them is a amusing way to get them off the server in a explosion of rage all while you laugh to death.[/QUOTE] Oh god I want a recording.
[QUOTE=rimlanin;17808834]We all know some admins take it too far, but some just overkill. Post any very stupid server rules youve saw in servers Me: All citicens get jobs within 30 seconds of spawn or ban Gangsters must shoot people and make drugs at least one every 5 minutes Thiefs must constantly steal If a mayor does a lockdown he should be banned, no one likes lockdowns If your mayor you must stop RPing in lets say a hostage situation to give licences if people want them As mayor you must give hostage takers licence if they dont have one[/QUOTE] let me interpret this.... 1. All citicens get jobs within 30 seconds of spawn or ban <--curing unemployment? 2. Gangsters must shoot people and make drugs at least one every 5 minutes. <-- No brainer this happens for real in the world. 3. Thiefs must constantly steal. <-- well they are thiefs. 4.If a mayor does a lockdown he should be banned, no one likes lockdowns <-- Martial Law? yeah we don't want that 5. If your mayor you must stop RPing in lets say a hostage situation to give licences if people want them. <-- Smoothing the underground slave trade. 6. As mayor you must give hostage takers licence if they dont have one. <-- Equal opportunity Employer. [editline]08:44AM[/editline] Now for this group... 1. Anything an admin says is true regardless to opinion. <-- God complex much? 2. If your a [sp]chink[/sp] leave the server <-- Im a woman this is sexist 3. We listen to rap here! Rock sucks! <--Blah anyone can rhyme and make a million but not anyone can actually play an instrument. 4. If an admin stops you on the street, and plays a song you must listen to all of it. <-- Only if I get to give my opinion 5. Hobos have to live in the sewers. <- But they have it better on a freight train. 6. If being arrested by CP's you can't run. (TnB how much I hate ye) <-- no comment 7. If you set up a base, and carry around guns... CP can randomly search it. <-- hey real cops do this 8. Our leader is god. Suck his dick or leave.<-- sound like homosexual actions in here. 9. Green Mafia owns this server! Buy pizzas. <-- Whatever lol 10. No talking about real life. <-- I sense the admins dont have a life outside of gmod... 11. Text OOC is disabled! Use Voice OOC. (Meaning you have to say OOC everytime you talk outta charchter.) <--Biased if you dont have a mic. ANd finally: Rule 1: 12 year olds and under only. <-- this should explain everything... [editline]08:49AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Cirtaboyz;22987760]This is not a rule but an admin advertised. 'Are you a girl? If you show your boobs you will get unlimited money, if you show pussy, you will get Admin'[/QUOTE] Unlimited money? real or game money lol, I only take real money lol
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[QUOTE=Cirtaboyz;22987760]This is not a rule but an admin advertised. 'Are you a girl? If you show your boobs you will get unlimited money, if you show pussy, you will get Admin'[/QUOTE] Unlimited money? real or game money lol, I only take real money lol seriously this is illegal for real especially if people under 18 are watching you and your older than 18
melinda is the reason Nevada needs better schools.
[QUOTE=TheSpy;22860877]-Dont kill the admin or owner -Dont swear. Those 2 rules made me curse and kill the admin/owner[/QUOTE] enticing huh? Some of the rules I have seen just egg me on more to break them [editline]09:06AM[/editline] [QUOTE=PeanutTHENINJA;23025621]melinda is the reason Nevada needs better schools.[/QUOTE] Aww dont scold me because I'm an erotic dancer and entertainer.... LOL I didn't goto school in Nevada LOL, I got my education in Louisiana.
I'm not scolding you because of that, hell I'm probably the last person you'd see on here scolding you because of sexual activities. I'm scolding you for being stupid.
stupid how? I seem to have better grammar than most people on here maybe its the blond getting to my brain..
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ohhh lol I was being sarcastic
Oh ok, nevermind then.
I tend to do that often, And i mis read the "chink" I thought it said Chick haha
All of 'em. Seriusly almost all those damn rules suck monkey balls.
Some of my favourites: If your mayor you must stop RPing in lets say a hostage situation to give licences if people want them As mayor you must give hostage takers licence if they dont have one -If you win when voting as a Major you"if u hav wepon u must gif it to gangstr if he asks u to, gangsters ar cool n will fuck u up if u wont obey them" will get permabanned the Admin is the major-anybody can kil gansters if they want or be banned (what?) -killing an admin and u'll get vac banned (I actually fucking saw this on a long-dead server an asshole "friend" made.) -anybody can kil gansters if they want or be banned (what?) -u mus keil ganstas or permaband but if dont want 2 then thats god -obey mingers or perma -Anyone without the Master Chief Player Model will be kicked. No crouch-jumping. This place sounds like ear rape: Rule 1: 12 year olds and under only. Rule 2: No typing, only use mics. Rule 3: If your a gangster cops can arrest you no matter what. (I asked, even if the cops don't know you're a gangster?" and they said. "no they alwayz will cuuz of ur model.".) Rule 4: You can't use HL2 props, only CS:S.
I was once on a server where you had to /me jumping before you did it. I had a great time prop-pushing 8-year olds up in the air to get them banned :buddy:
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-Admins are always right, and if not, that make it be WTF? so if the admin try`s to dividie thou 0 i need to make the universe implode?
[QUOTE=tepholman;23034841]I was once on a server where you had to /me jumping before you did it. I had a great time prop-pushing 8-year olds up in the air to get them banned :buddy:[/QUOTE] Uploaded on youtube?
-Don't [b]FUCKING[/b] swear. I lol'd
-No OOC chat- -Captain Crunch is the best admin, dont rape her- wat
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