Cops have supreme power and get everything free. If you don't give them stuff free they will put you in jail indefinetly.
- No Cyber Sex
Oh, snap.
[QUOTE=PeanutTHENINJA;23479652]Please, explain to me how NLR is dumb.[/QUOTE]
You can't defend yourself against RDM assholes.
If I see a server with NLR I start killing cops and screaming NLR just to get my point through.
[QUOTE=mr.killa;23530233]You can't defend yourself against RDM assholes.
If I see a server with NLR I start killing cops and screaming NLR just to get my point through.[/QUOTE]
You realise that NLR does NOT apply to RDM? Or does the concept of breaking a rule then using another rule to cover your smartass attempt at saying "Hey look if I die I should be able to go back and kill the person who killed me."?
-Prop block is okay. Mass Prop block is even better.
-NLR doesn't exist, but no revenge killing.
Also, if someone dislikes you, you can be demoted.
New Life Rule.
Its fucking retarded that someones going to go into your house and steal your money printers. You get killed and go back and see that the guy is still stealing your money printers and you get a gun out and he screams down the mic "NLR TARD LOL U CAN'T HIT ME" You shoot him and you get banned for NLR...
[QUOTE=zeromancer;23536599]New Life Rule.
Its fucking retarded that someones going to go into your house and steal your money printers. You get killed and go back and see that the guy is still stealing your money printers and you get a gun out and he screams down the mic "NLR TARD LOL U CAN'T HIT ME" You shoot him and you get banned for NLR...[/QUOTE]
That does piss me off, you went back to your house not to kill him but just to go back to your house, not to kill him. What you did did not affect NLR at all.
[QUOTE=zeromancer;23536599]New Life Rule.
Its fucking retarded that someones going to go into your house and steal your money printers. You get killed and go back and see that the guy is still stealing your money printers and you get a gun out and he screams down the mic "NLR TARD LOL U CAN'T HIT ME" You shoot him and you get banned for NLR...[/QUOTE]
That is invalid invocation of the NLR, unless it somehow disables all your senses.
[QUOTE=zeromancer;23536599]New Life Rule.
Its fucking retarded that someones going to go into your house and steal your money printers. You get killed and go back and see that the guy is still stealing your money printers and you get a gun out and he screams down the mic "NLR TARD LOL U CAN'T HIT ME" You shoot him and you get banned for NLR...[/QUOTE]
NlR helps alot and is nessecary but shit like that happens all the time, due to bad comunication between admins and users. Its happened to me.
Just remembered a rule from another server.
"Prop blocking is allowed only if the person is raiding and dosent want anyone to prop block and nlr"
You know what. If someone kills you you kill them. nice and simple
Do you kill someone who kills you because you killed them? Are you locked in an eternal, two-man deathmatch after one of you kills the other?
Any servers i run only have 1 rule.
"If you came in here to be a dick, by all means do so, I know just how fun it is to fuck other peoples shit up so go for it and I will sincerely applaud your efforts if you manage to succeed before being removed."
Covers just about everything i think.
[QUOTE=hexpunK;18060394]Cry some more. If you get that upset by the image of a Swastika (which was not created by the Nazi party, just used by them) then get off the Internet.[/QUOTE]
Tilted swastikas resemble the Nazi party.
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[QUOTE=crackberry;23510806]Cops have supreme power and get everything free. If you don't give them stuff free they will put you in jail indefinetly.[/QUOTE]
I kinda like these kinds of servers, because you can form a gang and revolt.
[QUOTE=Sabrina;23179530]I went on a server with a 12-year old admin (uncommon rite)
and i started making my own faction called Ori.
I started preaching, got my personal gun supply and loads of followers.
Then i started making rules, the admin didn't know how to ban me so he started kicking me, propblocking spawn and shit. But my followers killed him every time, got me out and in the end, we were sniping the spawn for the admin (which had a custom model, making things easier)
Finally admin ragequitted, i said: "Our job is done. ORI, MOVE FORWARD AND SPREAD THE WORD"
People left to other servers as did i. Was fun as hell.
Tho my rules were hilarious:
Don't look at me. You will die.
If you're not a follower of the Ori, you will die.
If you join just because you don't want to die, you will die.
You WILL die
I will not as i am the Orici, fags.
Gundealers must give their weapons to me directly.
Admin cannot joiin the Ori, as he is a traitor.
We must kill the admins.[/QUOTE]
I sure hope i see one of the Ori so i can join them <.<
Stargate references - FTW
Ontopic:
"No propspawning"
"Cops can jail everyone"
"If you jail admin, you'll be banned"
PARADOX! 0.o
You must suck the admins dick, not hard enough? Banned.
"If you shoot an admin you get banned"
"Admins may raid you whenever you want"
"Admins may use noclip to raid you, they may also slay you"
But spelled horribly
[QUOTE=Tobba;23623781]"If you shoot an admin you get banned"
"Admins may raid you whenever you want"
"Admins may use noclip to raid you, they may also slay you"
But spelled horribly[/QUOTE]
Im not playing on that server.
"This script was made by Kuropixel, Do you agree [Yes/No]" No, Kuro is gay.
"Admins can break any rule whenever they want"
The funny thing is, you can buy admin powers.
[QUOTE=zeromancer;23536599]New Life Rule.
Its fucking retarded that someones going to go into your house and steal your money printers. You get killed and go back and see that the guy is still stealing your money printers and you get a gun out and he screams down the mic "NLR TARD LOL U CAN'T HIT ME" You shoot him and you get banned for NLR...[/QUOTE]
To be honest, Most servers don't give 2 shits about the NLR, Like the Time wasters server has it but I killed a bloke who had dropped a car on me
6. If being arrested by CP's you can't run. (TnB how much I hate ye)
To be fair, its kind of dumb running like a nigerian while people are /meing.
Good thing th89 isn't here.
I hate rules like citizens can`t have weapons, that retarded.
-If you get Rdm'd:wtc:, Its your fault, deal with it.:wtc:
-If you die, you can't go back to the zone in which you died or you will be banned :whoptc:
[code]If you die, you will get banned. (It's kinda hard to walk around if you're dead, right?)[/code]
Thats the only funny rule I remember.
1. dont build a house otherwise your banned, use the houses in the advance duplicator menu (RP server, only two houses were in there, Flatgrass)
2. do not use smoke grenades (different RP server, why have smoke grenades on your servr if you dont want people to use them? Downtown v2)
5. Blak people haf 2 be shot on site by cps or else u get demotd
:wtc: I'm not trying to be racist but I went on this DarkRP server and I swear I saw this rule.
Just went to another server raid with my....uhm.....faction?
There were 5 of us, map was rp_downtown, we look at the rules, find this particularly odd one:
"Don't for whatever reason go in the sewers. If the anyone sees you there, you get INSTABANNED"
Of course, we headed straight there. What we find is a fuckton of money printers, gun labs and the admin farming them. One of us is a CP so he kills the admin, the CP gets banned for "bein a fagot!!!!!"
We destroy all the money printers "in the name of the Ori", start our usual war/preach/crusade on the server, people join us and it's basically 2 cp's and the admin vs. 12 citizens & my gang (3 left excluding me)
The admin bans everyone that kills him, noclips in our base, spawns dynamite and blows shit up. The cp's finally realize the abuse the admin is doing, start killing the admin as well, and as far as i know everyone but one citizen got banned.
I got banned before him, probably.
But fuck yeah, it's worth it.
Besides, there's just about 500 RP servers to be raided, so one of the hundreds doesn't matter. If i actually find one that is playable, i.....wait, i forgot i was talking about DarkRP, nevermind.
[QUOTE=Sabrina;23846410]Just went to another server raid with my....uhm.....faction?
There were 5 of us, map was rp_downtown, we look at the rules, find this particularly odd one:
"Don't for whatever reason go in the sewers. If the anyone sees you there, you get INSTABANNED"
Of course, we headed straight there. What we find is a fuckton of money printers, gun labs and the admin farming them. One of us is a CP so he kills the admin, the CP gets banned for "bein a fagot!!!!!"
We destroy all the money printers "in the name of the Ori", start our usual war/preach/crusade on the server, people join us and it's basically 2 cp's and the admin vs. 12 citizens & my gang (3 left excluding me)
The admin bans everyone that kills him, noclips in our base, spawns dynamite and blows shit up. The cp's finally realize the abuse the admin is doing, start killing the admin as well, and as far as i know everyone but one citizen got banned.
I got banned before him, probably.
But fuck yeah, it's worth it.
Besides, there's just about 500 RP servers to be raided, so one of the hundreds doesn't matter. If i actually find one that is playable, i.....wait, i forgot i was talking about DarkRP, nevermind.[/QUOTE]
Could you kindly give me the details of your faction? Because I am very interested in [sp]RUINING THIS STINKING PIEACE OF SHIT THAT DARKRP IS. IT GIVES LEGITIMATE ROLEPLAYERS A BAD NAME.[/sp] helping the roleplay community.
[QUOTE=zeromancer;23536599]New Life Rule.
Its fucking retarded that someones going to go into your house and steal your money printers. You get killed and go back and see that the guy is still stealing your money printers and you get a gun out and he screams down the mic "NLR TARD LOL U CAN'T HIT ME" You shoot him and you get banned for NLR...[/QUOTE]
The only way this rule works is if it is something like, wait 3 minutes before going back to your house/shop or you are breaking the nlr. I have been banned before when someone raided my bank, I walked back to inspect the damages, he was still there, shooting at me, I then killed him with the banker glock, and I got banned for NLR
[QUOTE=yahan;17845892]"Don't fuck with kuromeku" Who the fuck cares about this guy. Honesty he's an outcast in and oucast community.[/QUOTE]
Lol, you just made that up on the spot.
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