• Stupid rules you saw in RP servers
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The best rulez are no rulez!
-nkow beeing gaey(spelt like it was) -admni are awlays rite -bee a fahgit u permmibennad Dear lord.
[QUOTE=melindagreen;23025427]let me interpret this.... 1. All citicens get jobs within 30 seconds of spawn or ban <--curing unemployment? 2. Gangsters must shoot people and make drugs at least one every 5 minutes. <-- No brainer this happens for real in the world. 3. Thiefs must constantly steal. <-- well they are thiefs. 4.If a mayor does a lockdown he should be banned, no one likes lockdowns <-- Martial Law? yeah we don't want that 5. If your mayor you must stop RPing in lets say a hostage situation to give licences if people want them. <-- Smoothing the underground slave trade. 6. As mayor you must give hostage takers licence if they dont have one. <-- Equal opportunity Employer. [editline]08:44AM[/editline] Now for this group... 1. Anything an admin says is true regardless to opinion. <-- God complex much? 2. If your a [sp]chink[/sp] leave the server <-- Im a woman this is sexist 3. We listen to rap here! Rock sucks! <--Blah anyone can rhyme and make a million but not anyone can actually play an instrument. 4. If an admin stops you on the street, and plays a song you must listen to all of it. <-- Only if I get to give my opinion 5. Hobos have to live in the sewers. <- But they have it better on a freight train. 6. If being arrested by CP's you can't run. (TnB how much I hate ye) <-- no comment 7. If you set up a base, and carry around guns... CP can randomly search it. <-- hey real cops do this 8. Our leader is god. Suck his dick or leave.<-- sound like homosexual actions in here. 9. Green Mafia owns this server! Buy pizzas. <-- Whatever lol 10. No talking about real life. <-- I sense the admins dont have a life outside of gmod... 11. Text OOC is disabled! Use Voice OOC. (Meaning you have to say OOC everytime you talk outta charchter.) <--Biased if you dont have a mic. ANd finally: Rule 1: 12 year olds and under only. <-- this should explain everything... [editline]08:49AM[/editline] Unlimited money? real or game money lol, I only take real money lol[/QUOTE] DURR I AM WOMEN, CHINK = SEXISM BY THE WAY GUYS IM A WOMAN DID YOU FORGET THAT I HAVE BOOBS ALREADY PLZ LOOK AT ME PLZ ACKNOWLEDGE THAT I EXIST HEY GUYS AM I COOL YET Fucking bitches and whores, go kill yourself you ugly cunt. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Flaming" - Greeman))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=Squiggums;23987418]DURR I AM WOMEN, CHINK = SEXISM BY THE WAY GUYS IM A WOMAN DID YOU FORGET THAT I HAVE BOOBS ALREADY PLZ LOOK AT ME PLZ ACKNOWLEDGE THAT I EXIST HEY GUYS AM I COOL YET Fucking bitches and whores, go kill yourself you ugly cunt.[/QUOTE] Would you kindly get on the fucking topic?
There is this server that is up and downn all the time. NExt time it is up I will try to get the I.P. adress. It is Rp but it's name is Garrysmod. Rulz: If yo are killed, you must go back and revenge kill hm or ban If yo revnge kill, yo will be banned If yo arent admin yo will be banned If yo go cop, yo be banned If yo go gangsta yo will be banned because we all know yo not gangsta Yo must be a least 15 to meow as a gangsta or you will be ban If yo dont have fun, you be banned cause we only want yo to have fun Oh and meowing like a cat mean ban!!11 Im serious. I will get the ip when it comes back on again.
I once joined a server that is shut down now; The rules made me want to give up on RP 1. If ur a fur you r immune to getten benned! 2. prop block is allowed. but if u block doors,u gonna get banned! 3. no killing cops. we will kick ten ban. 4. if you like twilight you cant be banned! 5.do not disrespect admin. if you say atleast shhhhhhh to one ITZ A PERM BANE! Lol.
If you do not give your entire paycheck to the mayor every time you will be perma banned. No joke.
Oh god...we really need some IP addresses! anyway back on topic. -If u r from england, u wil be baned for bein a faggit. Honestly saw this, racist.
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