What is the worst thing a mingebag has done to you?
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11 year old also on whitewater's server
Lockand1oad
prop spamming
Trail spamming
despite greatest attempts could not get steam ID
Oh god, I remember, I was on a public gm_bigcity build server and a mingebag joined, not his name BUT another name (forgot the name) anyway, he kept spamming Ep2 Hunters everywhere ALL AROUND THE MAP EVEN THE SKYBOX /caps the skybox was the only plaza we could find to not lag but it got attacked. :ohdear:
One fine day on the [TBG] server, some minge came on. I don't remember his name, other than the fact that it had 'elite' in it. He made an annoying-ass contraption using a hover-drive that CONSTANTLY teleports to a random person. Unfortunately, I was the victim. The damn minge keeps denying that he spawned it, but eventually submits and spawns a shitload of citadels. After a while of lagging (The lag kept delaying the auto-cleanup function) an admin came on and cleaned it up.
Also, I've had a few run-ins with those fucktards that cover your contraptions with dumpsters, forcing you to no-collide the entire thing or let it sit there and spazz out.
Some time later on, I was building a turret of some sort, but someone kept RDMing and placing dynamite everywhere. I eventually just gave up and built myself an anti-minge shelter instead, which eventually evolved into a fortress.
Not exactly bad but heres our convo pretty much:
He just joined, I'm admin, building an artillery cannon with no one else on,
Him: Hey
Me:Hi
him: Make me respected
Me: It's not up to me
Him: MAKE ME RESPECTED
Me: Its not up to me, deal with it..
(He noclips over to my cannon, sets it on fire, I delete it)
Him: MAKE ME RESPECTED OR I'LL BAN YOU
Me:.... How?
Him: I'M HALF ADMIN NOW MAKE ME RESPECTED
(so far over mikes)
I back away, get out my cross bow, start shooting..
Him: STOP OR I'LL BAN YOU, NOW MAKE ME RESPECTED
Me: Wow, really, I can't..
I keep shooting
Him: FCK U
FCK U
FCK u
FCK U
Me: lol deal with it
He leaves
Someone joins a server I'm on , says stuff like "suck my dick bitch" , tries killing people thinking he's cool being a minge , makes a laggy tower in the spawn and constantly spammed my phone teleport addon thing saying "ANSWER!". All of that for days on a gm_bigcity server
I was on a server and this minge came and duped something really big from Adv. Dupe and I asked him nicely to delete it. He spawn 3 more and the server was extremely laggy after. So I called an admin and the admin didn't come while the minge is making retarded sex poses in the skybox and so then i shot him and he cried over his mic and left the server.
So, how can I get a minge's steam ID? There are some minges that go unbanned because it's impossible to keep a ranger on them long enough
Write "status" in the console.
He ragdolled me and then touched me...on my private parts:frown:
He joined my rp server, and kept building at spawn and put dumpsters were we spawn and ignited them, So i permabanned his ass
Nothing cos i pwn em
Spam bouncy balls. Then his friend, an Adminge kicks me and others with the reason "U VOTEKIKED MY BEST FREINDD". Annoying. A lot. I tell you.
I was about to finish up a highly detailed F-14 model and he joined...
Repeatedly killed me and nuked my F-14 that a was working on for a good 3 hours.
Then I just /ragequit
Group of freaking 4 minges in the same clan called [GTO], one of the members gave a stupid admin an E2 chip that selfDestruct()s and makes the owner of the chip say !ban [Ownerofthechipname] 99999999, the minges convinced him to enable wire_expresion2_con_cmd, so the dumb admin duped the E2, Pasted it, and got banned by himself. Everyone got confused after he said rusty bullet hole, gochip of the t the achivement, then banned himself. The server owner came on to ban these minges then spammed the words "[GTA] CLAN IS AWSOME, JOIN!" then server crashes 5 seconds later. Everyone rejoined the server, asked wtf happened, server owner replied "Im disabling all explosives from the spawn menu." Everybody 'loled' then got kicked for the reason "Server Update, Restarting server bitches".
he tried to crash the server by duping a million explosive barrel rockets, I was stupid and thought I could help by shooting them with the pistol...
everyone died.
What's the worst thing a minge has done?
Bought GMod and went online.
I remember one minge who is random killed everybody... then i lock him with big prop :D
I have a dupe that crashes a server the instant I spawn it, before the dupe even gets to 5% pasted. I wait to use it right when someone is about to dupe his/her contraption. Fun times.
Also, I only raid servers that I don't like, or shitty clan servers. I can crash any server that has phx and wire with that dupe. FEAR ME!
Adminge ragdolled me and burried me while i was making some contraption.. It took a good half hour before he let me out of the grave.. i lolled though
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[QUOTE=iownuall;18450273]I have a dupe that crashes a server the instant I spawn it, before the dupe even gets to 5% pasted. I wait to use it right when someone is about to dupe his/her contraption. Fun times.
Also, I only raid servers that I don't like, or shitty clan servers. I can crash any server that has phx and wire with that dupe. FEAR ME![/QUOTE]
Asshat! Let people have their fun, regardless of your opinion of their clan and server. Crashing servers doesnt make you cool, it makes you a dumb cunt.. Anyone can crash a server, its not rocket science..
[QUOTE=reeferdk;18450308]Asshat! Let people have their fun, regardless of your opinion of their clan and server. Crashing servers doesnt make you cool, it makes you a dumb cunt.. Anyone can crash a server, its not rocket science..[/QUOTE]
It takes a small level of skill to not get banned after doing it :P
My first ever experience was when I joined and I immediately get killed by spinning propeller blades.
After several respawns I get to a safe spawnpoint. I sprint out to see a giant tree with steps all around it.
Then they say to me, "Hey, type kill into console to kill all of us."
Me not being an idiot ignores their "advice"
Then I see a flying Minge with a giant shipping container.
He killed me and I left
One put a box over the spawn that killed us when we touched it, and we couldn't noclip through it or the ground.
I was on this DarkRP server, and some douche threw a fucking watermelon across the map and killed me with it.
I was once on a dark rp server, and a minge used his mic, he opened up the gates of fucking armaggedon for the server.
I was once on a dark rp server, and a minge propkilled me so i propkilled him, and a admin saw it and ban me :(
One time a mingebag said mean things to me. :frown:
A mingebag actually hacked a server I was in and killed everyone,then made their computers freeze.
put dynamite under eveyones stuff while we werent looking, exploded them all at once. needless to say, he got gangraped afterwards.
Burned my WOODEN(NOTE:ALL WOODEN!!!) fort down i worked on for 1 hr and 26 mins :P
Nothing,
other than fucking up more than 2 hours of work.
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