What is the worst thing a mingebag has done to you? - Garry's Mod

They never get the chance to do anything to me, at the first sign of minginess I spam "/rocket [minge name here]" in chat untill they rage from exploding every time they spawn. Its also fun to just blind them and teleport them to a corner of the map.

A mingebag accused me of abusing ,/ it wasn't true/ I got demoted, after one day I discovered him gettting VIP, I steal from his house, he calls admin saying that I have aimbot and after a while he says" I got u demoted haaaaaaahaaaa". I copy the dialog, paste it to one of my admins friends and I get my VIP back XD, Truth wins!!!!!!! and that guy now has a perm ban because other people 's complains.

Worst thing.. someone made a prop car shaped as in a penis and coloured. Rammed it into my ass and killed me, and yelled the demoman line "Kablooey"

I'm never really bothered by players named Mingebag. I just put a turret up that automatically targets "Mingebag" and it's really accurate so they wont be able to spawn. :P Worst experience? That would probably be a 1000 gmans running after me and telling me how much I deserve a rest D:

Just yesterday actually, i had a fully working wire plane and im not used to duping until somethings done. some minge comes around with ronans gun and staff weapons and smoke grenades and all other kinds of "zomg it destroys props" weapons. SO he completely obliterates half my plane. Luckily im an admin and i ban him for 5 minutes, he never comes back. and 1nce i crashed a server because it had to be done. some guys ping was 350+ and nothing was world colliding so my friend and i built a giant tower of bombs and made them all boom at 1nce.

there was this one time where a bunch of french people on a server kept fireing dynamie where the respawn point was and no one could move then they blocked the respawn point and you couldnt no-clip because it was a dark rp server and you couldnt do anything and the frenchies kept talking on voice chatand was REALY ANNOYING >:(

This has happened to me several times actually. German kids constantly speaking in German on their mics, causing ear rape and crashing my PC with shitty specs. (I have 512mb of RAM)

I made a house in some server, and a retarded minge entered the server and destroyed my house.

[QUOTE=krayota;8627243]I've seen a guy building a huge ship in space build i was there for like 2 hours and the ship looked done when I came in, I guess because he was working on the inside so you can only imagine how long the whole thing took. It was big, and it was complicated.. He finishes..goes into space..-doesn't save his ship..- and a minge starts shooting gcombat missiles at it.. ship never seen again ='([/QUOTE] I.. I think that was me :C Exactly the same thing happened to me :C

[QUOTE=MarioStrikerz;18496925]A mingebag actually hacked a server I was in and killed everyone,then made their computers freeze.[/QUOTE] That's the smartest mingebag I've ever heard of. :O

Hacked server, did some kind of exploit I don't know but it made everyone's Graphics Card fry. It's because the server needed a DLL. Meh, 5 months ago. Don't ask me about it, I got a new graphics card anyways.

[QUOTE=zesto111;7864138]He deleted everyone's props (Using nail tool.) and when we said [code] Wtf are you doing this is madness[/code] Then he said [code]fucking sparta noob[/code] Lol.[/QUOTE] Oh god damn I lol'd so hard

Fucking blew my speakers. Some guy named "pieguy" joined the server before I did. When I get there, this wire turrets raping the shit outta him every time he spawns. First he just whined on his mic (he's like 4, no joke), then he fucking screams. Like a girl. Again and again and again. After about 2 minutes his screaming increased in pitch so much, something popped and the speakers never worked again.

I was building a mobile base out of a cargo container. I got the door working perfect and I got the cameras set up to the perfect angle. Suddenly I notice someone join the server. I took a good look at his name and the only valid words I could make out were, "rOOtBEER" or something. The rest was clan tags and random ASCII characters. So he connects and says hello through chat as if in a good attitude and totally innocent. How wrong I was. But I didn't know at the time so I said hello back. He notices me building my base and says through his mic in a voice that I would think came from a 8 year old girl being raped by a whale, "WACHA BILDIN??" Still recovering from the torture my ears had recently suffered, I said, "A mobile base." He asked me in the same voice whats this camera for, whats this do, whats that. I noticed he went away so I went to see where he went. I see him building his own base much like mine. I ask him what he's doing, and he responds, "building a base now go away nub." How ironic of him to say that. I go back to building my base, I had almost got the hoverballs working as smooth as I wanted. He comes back and spams bombs from the PHX mod all over the base, constantly killing me. All the while constantly reminding me in his ever so irritating voice to stop copying him. I remind him I was building it first, but he responds claiming it was his idea first. Soon his intellect increases by exactly 0.1% and noclips the bombs, attaches dynamite to them, sends hem in my base and blows the dynamite. After about five repetitions of said bombing, I told him I knew every admin on the server, including the owner and I would have them permaban him. At which point he asked me to name one admin. Real challenge. I expertly listed off all the admins in less than five seconds and he says I'm wrong. He says he knows them all too, and he'll have them permaban me if I don't stop copying him.At which point, as if on cue, an admin joins. I took this as a blessing from God, and told him all about what happened. He decided to take the minge's side and just kicked me. I rejoin, only to be greeted with the sounds of that poor little girl being raped by a whale again. The admin must have been fed up with the screaming, and kicked him. I said thank you, and of course the minge rejoins. TO BE CONTINUED tl;dr I built a flying base, minge joins, copies it claims it was his idea, minge bombs me with noclipping bombs, admin joins and kicks me, I rejoin, admin gets tired of screaming, and kicks the minge. Minge rejoins.

[QUOTE=slashsnemesis;19400581]I was building a mobile base out of a cargo container. I got the door working perfect and I got the cameras set up to the perfect angle. Suddenly I notice someone join the server. I took a good look at his name and the only valid words I could make out were, "rOOtBEER" or something. The rest was clan tags and random ASCII characters. So he connects and says hello through chat as if in a good attitude and totally innocent. How wrong I was. But I didn't know at the time so I said hello back. He notices me building my base and says through his mic in a voice that I would think came from a 8 year old girl being raped by a whale, "WACHA BILDIN??" Still recovering from the torture my ears had recently suffered, I said, "A mobile base." He asked me in the same voice whats this camera for, whats this do, whats that. I noticed he went away so I went to see where he went. I see him building his own base much like mine. I ask him what he's doing, and he responds, "building a base now go away nub." How ironic of him to say that. I go back to building my base, I had almost got the hoverballs working as smooth as I wanted. He comes back and spams bombs from the PHX mod all over the base, constantly killing me. All the while constantly reminding me in his ever so irritating voice to stop copying him. I remind him I was building it first, but he responds claiming it was his idea first. Soon his intellect increases by exactly 0.1% and noclips the bombs, attaches dynamite to them, sends hem in my base and blows the dynamite. After about five repetitions of said bombing, I told him I knew every admin on the server, including the owner and I would have them permaban him. At which point he asked me to name one admin. Real challenge. I expertly listed off all the admins in less than five seconds and he says I'm wrong. He says he knows them all too, and he'll have them permaban me if I don't stop copying him.At which point, as if on cue, an admin joins. I took this as a blessing from God, and told him all about what happened. He decided to take the minge's side and just kicked me. I rejoin, only to be greeted with the sounds of that poor little girl being raped by a whale again. The admin must have been fed up with the screaming, and kicked him. I said thank you, and of course the minge rejoins. TO BE CONTINUED tl;dr I built a flying base, minge joins, copies it claims it was his idea, minge bombs me with noclipping bombs, admin joins and kicks me, I rejoin, admin gets tired of screaming, and kicks the minge. Minge rejoins.[/QUOTE] Must be a good admin not to notice who's the idiot out of you two.

[QUOTE=loki415r;17956409]This one time I spawned a billion barrels, haha.... I am a minge bag and I am the cancer.[/QUOTE] You can't spawn a billion of anyything, the max prop limit is limited by source is like 3500

I normally just spawn kill them.

[QUOTE=Mobon1;19401670]I normally just spawn kill them.[/QUOTE] Only just? Do you mind if I tell other people: said spawn kill them.

[QUOTE=iownuall;18450273]I have a dupe that crashes a server the instant I spawn it, before the dupe even gets to 5% pasted. I wait to use it right when someone is about to dupe his/her contraption. Fun times. Also, I only raid servers that I don't like, or shitty clan servers. I can crash any server that has phx and wire with that dupe. FEAR ME![/QUOTE] Balloon Spawner spam? [editline]07:53PM[/editline] It wasn't really intentional, but because of minge also meaning noob, I'm gonna leave this one here. I made a big space station in Spacebuild, seriously massive. It had camera, fuel stations, docks, the works. But I didn't save it, my first mistake. Someone flies in on a cargo container with hoverballs, it didn't even have a life support system (he must have just made it before he suffocated). The server limited Fusion Generators, so only the main life support had power. The player offers to add his generators to my own, and I foolishly add him on prop protect. I leave him to his work, and take a spacewalk outside. Suddenly, I hear beeping. Reentering the station, I see the player posing some ragdolls outside the generator room. I ask him what is wrong, he says "I don't know, I fixed it up right and all.". I look inside. The generator is smoking. Time seems to slow down as I notice that the player's generators were not connected to the coolant batteries. I whip out my remover, but before I can click, BOOM. Me and the player respawn, and both stand there watching as my station separates into pieces and flies away. Then the player speaks: "You have to admit, that looks pretty cool, right?" I just quit there and then :argh:

[QUOTE=Lambda 77 :D;19428773][QUOTE=iownuall;18450273]I have a dupe that crashes a server the instant I spawn it, before the dupe even gets to 5% pasted. I wait to use it right when someone is about to dupe his/her contraption. Fun times. Also, I only raid servers that I don't like, or shitty clan servers. I can crash any server that has phx and wire with that dupe. FEAR ME![/QUOTE] Balloon Spawner spam? [editline]07:53PM[/editline] It wasn't really intentional, but because of minge also meaning noob, I'm gonna leave this one here. I made a big space station in Spacebuild, seriously massive. It had camera, fuel stations, docks, the works. But I didn't save it, my first mistake. Someone flies in on a cargo container with hoverballs, it didn't even have a life support system (he must have just made it before he suffocated). The server limited Fusion Generators, so only the main life support had power. The player offers to add his generators to my own, and I foolishly add him on prop protect. I leave him to his work, and take a spacewalk outside. Suddenly, I hear beeping. Reentering the station, I see the player posing some ragdolls outside the generator room. I ask him what is wrong, he says "I don't know, I fixed it up right and all.". I look inside. The generator is smoking. Time seems to slow down as I notice that the player's generators were not connected to the coolant batteries. I whip out my remover, but before I can click, BOOM. Me and the player respawn, and both stand there watching as my station separates into pieces and flies away. Then the player speaks: "You have to admit, that looks pretty cool, right?" I just quit there and then :argh:[/QUOTE] Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? That's good information: said wait to use it right when someone is about to dupe his her contraption. I can be a lot of fun. Why?: said raid servers that he or she do not like or shitty clan servers. Oh you can, can you? What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. When was this exactly? I like to make things too. That's unbelievable. Interesting. Why didn't you do it? Who? I hear you. Is that a fact. Thanks for the information: said leave him to his work and take a spacewalk outside. Who is saying beeping? What's your sign? And wrong he says you do not know you fixed it up right and all is him what. You sound very attractive. I hear you. As Einstein said, "Time is Money.". Why?: said whip out his or her remover but before he or she can click BOOM. YOU? Who told you that? Fascinating. Tell me more. Only just? Thanks for the information: said quit there and then argh.

some minge almost framed me with a near duplicate of one of my expressions; thank god i knew applyforce and he didn't.

[QUOTE=Lambda 77 :D;19428773]"You have to admit, that looks pretty cool, right?"[/QUOTE] It does look cool, you can't deny that.

i have had alot of mingebag experiences, but alot of em i cant remember. anyways, this one time i was on my friend jake's server with another dude and we were building a huge awesome admin fort . we spent 2 hours on it (maybe :P) and we thought it was incredible. When i was working on the "admin study of infinate knowlage and porn" a guy with weird symbols as a name. we continued to build. he came inside and shot a gcombat deathray at out base multiple times. we kicked him (swearing) and tried to rebuild. about an hour later with out base fully rebuilt we advanced duped it. he came back right after we saved it and spawned dicks that he made with combine heli bombs and barrels. he crashed the server. By dicks XD

I just fucking hate whenever they spawn a huge prop, grab it with the physgun and start running around and hitting the prop on the floor and on people's work. I know it's the most common way mingebags "work", but damn, it's the most annoying one.

^ Admin Solution- If you can, freeze them. They usually start crying about how it was an accident. (Yeah, I'm not sure how that works either.) Anyway, the mingebag will then beg to be released. So, you release him by kicking (banning?) him. Player Solution- Build some kind of fort out of 32x32 plates, frozen so as to keep his prop out, and whenever he comes inside, kill him. Alternative Player Solution (For E2 users!)- Holoblind them. Just a inside out, materialized debug white, black box. No sounds, no raving. Amazing how well not being able to, well, see, stops them. Most I find think that they somehow went underground and start noclipping up... and up... and you never see them again. Alternative Alternative For E2 Users- If the server has propcore, a PHX 1x1 block makes a marvelous replacement for a holo. The worst experience I ever had with a mingebag was with the balloon spawner spam dupe... The very next day, the server had no balloon spawner in its entities tab however, so it wasn't really a problem after that point.

1) it wouldn't be Gmod without are lovely ming 2) It reminds me of War of the servers (great machinima ;) 3) They started to prop kill on my server.

I was playing on a darkrp server last night and one of the minges (there were multiple) decided to put a large train at the spawn point so everyone would be stuck... as soon as he removed it he was arrested repeatedly... I was the police chief so I made a toll both at the spawn making a 50-500 dollar fee for offenders... all they did was spam props which proved my point and I was satisfied

[QUOTE=Lavatory <333;19430949]Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? That's good information: said wait to use it right when someone is about to dupe his her contraption. I can be a lot of fun. Why?: said raid servers that he or she do not like or shitty clan servers. Oh you can, can you? What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. When was this exactly? I like to make things too. That's unbelievable. Interesting. Why didn't you do it? Who? I hear you. Is that a fact. Thanks for the information: said leave him to his work and take a spacewalk outside. Who is saying beeping? What's your sign? And wrong he says you do not know you fixed it up right and all is him what. You sound very attractive. I hear you. As Einstein said, "Time is Money.". Why?: said whip out his or her remover but before he or she can click BOOM. YOU? Who told you that? Fascinating. Tell me more. Only just? Thanks for the information: said quit there and then argh.[/QUOTE] I swear this guy is some sort of spambot. Check his posts, he says he may sound weird because he uses a translator, but nothing translated could end up that weird.

him placing wiremod explosives around the spawn area

[QUOTE=Lambda 77 :D;19447418]I swear this guy is some sort of spambot. Check his posts, he says he may sound weird because he uses a translator, but nothing translated could end up that weird.[/QUOTE] [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_V_Shaney[/url] Sounds kinda like this guy >_>