• What is the worst thing a mingebag has done to you?
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Spammed chair in each-other.
Prop pushing with a container and GTA'ing my Jeep i spawned
[QUOTE=Larskri;19099466]I'm never really bothered by players named Mingebag. I just put a turret up that automatically targets "Mingebag" and it's really accurate so they wont be able to spawn. :P Worst experience? That would probably be a 1000 gmans running after me and telling me how much I deserve a rest D:[/QUOTE] oh shit dude minges do that to me ALL THE DAMN TIME. but once i was on this server these 2 guys were too busy minging out on eachother that they didnt noticed i joined and deleted all their penises shoved up giant alyx's
Redid my binds...
Stole $5000 worth of weapon shipments from me and left a pose outside my door of GMan shoving one of my AK47s up Alyx's butt.
Made this really complex wire contraption that killed everybody within a circle that covered most of flatgrass. Escaped, made mingemobile, and minged him back without using wire.
Well, i'm an admin on the only server I play on, but before that, I've had some nasty experiences... *Shivers* Meh, on most encounters it's just within 10 seconds of there first time on the server they spawn a shitload of crane bases then everyone times out.
Tricked every player on a server I'm an admin on to press a button that made it so they would not stop spinning. ever. even after joining new servers I told them the trick -Right;-Left something like that. People thought you needed to end the wire script or something I just told them the command that makes turning stop.
Well the biggest minges are the admins on the servers. Just made my gun shop spent over 28k on guns which i saved on the server but just being a cp and hiding somewere :D Then along comes admin number 98 he paid £5 to get admin thats why he didnt care. So he chucked frags into my base killing me my 28k worth of weps and my base that i spent ages on adv duping. But it was ok since he paid me back and i still had the adv dupe WRONG He perma banned me cause i called him a fag and i want my money back And he deleted the adv dupe folder and made a new one.
I was on a DarkRP server. It was my favourite server at the time. A mingebag joined when all the admins were either asleep or just gone (was late at night) but the server was still pretty full. The server was using ULX is is REEALLY easy to hack, so guess what, he hacked it. He was using a bunch of console commands that made everyone spin in circles on the spot and he blocked off the spawn [RP_downtown_v2 was the map] While he was mic spamming some piano music. Eventualy he was stupid enough to remove a prop which left only a fence between us and his face, the moboss killed him, was so funny. So the minge was stuck in with us then he promised to stop. So he removed the barricade. Then we went gun dealer, used his hack to get aload of money then started RDMing. The moboss and his gang of 4 came and shot him to death then made a barricade trapping the minge. After awhile of crying "Please let me out, I wont do it again" he spawned giant buildings and Lost Coast boats in an attempt to kill people so they would re-open the spawn in boredom. The mob gang wasn't killed fortunately and then fitted a fading door so we could come out, as soon as the minge tried to come out they shot him. He cried a bit more into his mic then he left the server. I was that moboss.
Noclipped into my house and stole all my shit. I hate abusive admins that are little kids. Hell, I hate little kids anyway.
blew up mah 3 story house
I joined a flatgrass server and decide I would build a rather large car (that was also to be a small house.) Everything's going fine, no problems. The admins are on, hanging out, but slowly they left one by one. The last admin leaves with a warning, "Remember everyone, behave yourselves while I'm gone. Don't fuck with other people's shit, and no prop blocking." And he leaves. As soon as he leaves, literally everyone else in the server drops whatever they're working on, and begins smashing my rather large car (that was also to be a small house) with dumpsters and shipping containers. I had seen minges before, but these minges were fucking [I][B]organized minges.[/B][/I] Apparently the group had been waiting for the admins to leave in order to harass whoever was left, which unfortunately, was only me. Most horrible experience of my life.
well, once i was making a really big nuke-proof fort and heres what happened: well, i was in my server and he joins. well since my fort was nuke proof and he nukes the map. as i watch a ton of props barreling toward my fort the dust cloud is getting closer. i get away from the window as the dust rolls over it, and that noob finds that my base is still standing. i had the barrier tool that keeps people from noclipping into it. well he started BAWLING over the mic because he couldnt come in! so he is like "OMG L3T M3 N!!! I W0NT M3$$ ANYTH1NG UP!!!!1" EXACTLY like that! so i just told him to fuck off. well that really made him mad. he started crying(i mean it) yeah, CRYING, so he started vote-kicking me and i kicked him. he came back about 2 minutes later and spawns a bunch of barrels with the stacker tool and freaking attempts to blow up my base. well the fact that he cant get in just sets him loose. he starts painting all over the base thats saying "nubslayer sucks" so i say my apologies to my friends and normal builders and ask them to duplicate their work. so i nuked the map and that minge said "well this is a waste of time. cya worthless noob called nubslayer!" yeah that is my story about the most annoying noob on Gmod. [editline]10:24PM[/editline] [QUOTE=elite879;21212071]I was on a DarkRP server. It was my favourite server at the time. A mingebag joined when all the admins were either asleep or just gone (was late at night) but the server was still pretty full. The server was using ULX is is REEALLY easy to hack, so guess what, he hacked it. He was using a bunch of console commands that made everyone spin in circles on the spot and he blocked off the spawn [RP_downtown_v2 was the map] While he was mic spamming some piano music. Eventualy he was stupid enough to remove a prop which left only a fence between us and his face, the moboss killed him, was so funny. So the minge was stuck in with us then he promised to stop. So he removed the barricade. Then we went gun dealer, used his hack to get aload of money then started RDMing. The moboss and his gang of 4 came and shot him to death then made a barricade trapping the minge. After awhile of crying "Please let me out, I wont do it again" he spawned giant buildings and Lost Coast boats in an attempt to kill people so they would re-open the spawn in boredom. The mob gang wasn't killed fortunately and then fitted a fading door so we could come out, as soon as the minge tried to come out they shot him. He cried a bit more into his mic then he left the server. I was that moboss.[/QUOTE] wow, that sounded like pure awesomeness! i wish i was there to see that it sounded like fun. i love to hear the sound of a crying mingebag! :D
[QUOTE=Radiosquid;21221661]I had seen minges before, but these minges were fucking [I][B]organized minges.[/B][/I][/QUOTE] Dear Jesus...
Not sure about anyone else but a lot of these stories made me lol, the only minges I ever see are dumbasses just trying to cause trouble or people who just want to crash servers. Either way I usually have various E2's lying around to relentlessly kill anyone stupid enough to try anything. Last minge encounter I had was with a new gmod player, he decided it was funny to spawn a car and run over my mate and an afk admin! Several times... 30-60 seconds later there's 3 sawblades humping his car in an attempt to kill them. He just got knocked around helplessly until he promised to stop. He of course didn't, so I started them again and he left after a few more deaths.
Why bump a 3 year old thread?
[QUOTE=Tacooo;21229367]Why bump a 3 year old thread?[/QUOTE] It's been active.
One time me and a friend where on a construct_Flatgrass map and a guy joined and he started spawing homeing dick dick fighters ( they honestly looked like dicks ) and bomb carts ( they where alot easier to destroy ) and luckly i managed to escape the spawn and i attemted to make a homing missle ( i have the new UI for steam and it allowes the use of youtube :D ) but when i field tested it it failed :( i left half an hour later of failing missles and homing dick fighters
[QUOTE=elite879;21212071]I was on a DarkRP server. It was my favourite server at the time. A mingebag joined when all the admins were either asleep or just gone (was late at night) but the server was still pretty full. The server was using ULX is is REEALLY easy to hack, so guess what, he hacked it. He was using a bunch of console commands that made everyone spin in circles on the spot and he blocked off the spawn [RP_downtown_v2 was the map] While he was mic spamming some piano music. Eventualy he was stupid enough to remove a prop which left only a fence between us and his face, the moboss killed him, was so funny. So the minge was stuck in with us then he promised to stop. So he removed the barricade. Then we went gun dealer, used his hack to get aload of money then started RDMing. The moboss and his gang of 4 came and shot him to death then made a barricade trapping the minge. After awhile of crying "Please let me out, I wont do it again" he spawned giant buildings and Lost Coast boats in an attempt to kill people so they would re-open the spawn in boredom. The mob gang wasn't killed fortunately and then fitted a fading door so we could come out, as soon as the minge tried to come out they shot him. He cried a bit more into his mic then he left the server. I was that moboss.[/QUOTE] I know mingebags are stupid, but considering he hacked the server so he had loads of money and ULX commands, I somehow doubt a prop barricade would stop him :ninja: Yay, first gold post.
Ok this story REALLY did happen to me in Dark RP yesterday: I was on Synergey's Dark RP server (the map was rp_downtown_v2) and this minge joins (his name was "Tiger eating lion" or something), he starts spawn killing everyone with an AK47. I was a cop so when I spawned I had a pistol, I killed him and sprinted away from spawn so he wouldn't get me. I ran down into the sewers and hid there. His friend joins (his name was "Lion eating tiger") and he also start mingeing but then they realise that I was missing so they go looking for me (I was making fun of them over chat). So I was hunted through the sewers by 2 guys who had AK47's. I heard them in the distance and started sprinting, I ran into a dead end and they got me cornered and then sprayed me with their guns, once I was dead they teabagged me. :saddowns: That shit was like a horror movie.
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[QUOTE=tepholman;21232190]I know mingebags are stupid, but considering he hacked the server so he had loads of money and ULX commands, I somehow doubt a prop barricade would stop him :ninja: Yay, first gold post.[/QUOTE] I don't know then. I thought it was odd he never noclipped out. But he still managed to control players so he must have done SOMETHING to the server.
One time someone joind a DarkRP server i was on. Suddenly it started to lag and a the material of Gmans face coverd my screen. I exited garrysmod and found bloody mangled anime porn stuff opened in my web browser. It messed up my Gmod so i had to reinstall.
One crashed a server by spawning a shitton of those long metal crates. They must have done something else too. The server was fried out and the LUA broken. It wasn't up again for like eight weeks.
Someone was hacking during a ferreta game, it was Sniper Wars , he noclipped, was unbannable and had a high pitched voice
When a minge does something to me, I pretend I thought it was cool and make them like me. Then I tell them to press my button, "because it will do something cool". It kills them and turns their view to a camera I have placed :smug: The only fix is reconnecting, after that they seem to leave me alone :)
A adminge ragdolled me and made me have but sex with a female scout model. :ohdear:
Worst thing for me was an adminge spawning explosives WHILE another ADMIN was on. [spoiler] DAS BO SCHITTTTTTTT!!! [/spoiler]
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