What is the worst thing a mingebag has done to you?
469 replies, posted
one time, a minge joined the server i was a mod for ( back in 07) and he just stands there. His name was Mingebag. So after 10 mins of not responding to me and just standing there, he finally does something. He spawns a garbage can. Then he sits and looks at it. Then abut 10 mins later, he has a tool gun. He is duplicating it. I said stop, so he did. I said, to type press enter. he just sits there. about a half hour later, he discovers he can use guns, and starts killing me, and removing my fort. So i kick him. he comes back, and this time, he duplicates close to 100 phx towers. I was afk. i come back and i see these towers everwhere, and ropes, and it just sucked. so i banned him. the end.
Somebody tried to lock us in our spawn with phx.
Until we noclipped out and he accused us for being hackers.
Playing Gmod survival (on island food water etc..) abused harvest crops and destroyed my house then I said you fucking bitch stop and he replies " ^^ "
Ohh shit I just went in rage just now from seing that " ^^ " as reply to something fucking nasty.
Well actually thats the way I learned not to rage a lot on servers in css when I kill someone with auto sniper they say you bitch I reply ^^ as well.
So yeah Hate when minges reply to me ^^
Nothing; as of yet. I never let anyone get close enough to pissing me off before they're already banned.
[QUOTE=mr_fj;21257073]When a minge does something to me, I pretend I thought it was cool and make them like me. Then I tell them to press my button, "because it will do something cool". It kills them and turns their view to a camera I have placed :smug: The only fix is reconnecting, after that they seem to leave me alone :)[/QUOTE]
actually you can fix that by making a camera of your own and viewing through that. Then you can go kill the minge who put you there.
[QUOTE=SrgHeadshot;7849422]What is the worst thing a mingebag has done to you or the worst you have seen?[/QUOTE]
Being hit with a mesh fence prop, then being stuck inside it. While he plays loud music. Because I liked the server I didnt want to leave. It was a good roleplay server at the time.
I disconnected, then reconnected and because I had played on the server for a while, I could afford a gun so everytime the guy got near me I blasted him. :D
i couldnt say one because i see them alot, here are 5
1. gun dealer, buys ship, uses ship to kill all on the server with 2 others
2. spam the buildings which are from construct
3. blocking spawn off till admin joins
4. mic spams when anythin happens
5. i hate this 1... tell the person why you didnt want him being a gun dealer/mayor/whatever when he asks why, then he tells tales to admin, shouts abuse, kills you when has a chance etc
mingbags are always playin on the same server, like there is a 1/10 chance of not gettin a mingebag
I called a minge a retard, He then crashed the server by spawning this giant staticy shit everywhere
REAL MATURE BITCH
I joined a server where. On the Spawn Point. There were several Dynamite spawns continuously blowing up and you know the black smoke just laggs you to hell, and back then I used fullscreen so I had to reset my computer.
I was in DarkRp about a week ago. i was in that server all day, and luckily so where the admins. i built a pub/bar (whatever you want to call it) and i actually got on good terms with the 2 admins that were online (both were police chief and mayor). so everything goes well, i purchased a shotgun and a gun licence blah blah. and then some fucker named KittyCakes comes in...he was trouble from the start. i kept my beer and cigarette shipments in a back room that only i could get in. i kept it unlocked for two seconds b/c i had to run back there to get a shipment of beer for the front. he comes in, looks at me, then looks at the boxes, looks at me, and then says "BYE BYE" and runs off with a shipment." the PC admin saw him and arrested him on the spot so he went to jail for the X amount of time. when he got out he tried to do it again, but this this time he used the lockpick and tried to get in, i come up behind him with the M3 shotty, and i just simply said over the mic "oy laddie, wouldya like a pint?" (in an irish sounding accent) and he turned around, and i shot him dead in the face. BUT he kept coming for a third attempt, this time i put a fading door in front of the closet where i had stored the shipments and shot him in the face every time he entered the bar. eventually it was him and 3 gansters, and a gun dealer, Vs me, the CoP,mayor, and a regular police officer fighting to protect my beer shipments. it was epic until the leader got to the shipments, then he was perm'd. and the admins and I laughed, and laughed. :) t'was a good day!
E2 Hologram Spam, was working on an elevator made out of gears.
Disabled Wiremod for the day, banned him until December 31st, 9999.
Then his 4chan clan and got pissed.
Found a lua code that automaticly bans anyone that has the clan tag of [FTC!]
I love lua :D
I was building a completely desroyable tank with my friend on his server, as you can guess mingie joins and dumpsterplows it. Being friendss with the admin we had some fun with him. First we caged him for a bit, he spammed barrels so we stripped him of everything, ragdolled him, hung him on a Gallows we made when he was caged and Jammed a bunch of dicks and c bow bolts in him. He waited around 10 mins saying he could change and whatnot. He inevitable was unragged for 3 seconds and caged , he imediatly spammed so we banned him.
His name was rouing or cody, He was the biggest adminge ever :[ He nocliped around on the rp server prop crushing inocent players with giant shipping containers, Giving himself guns, Banning for stupid .. Very stupid reasons and jailed, ignited and blinded everyone. then he have me a two day ban for calling him a adminge
Some minge trapped me in the elevator (By bugging it) of the apartments (In downtown) and the server had suiciding disabled, so I had to rejoin, losing my Police Cheif job.
Made me get VAC banned but i got unbanned and he got VAC banned :D
Not on gmod but its a minge :P
Ruined my house, tried to enter after I put barricades by no-colliding a chair and thrusters. Finally, when he managed to get through, I put a bunch of stuff in front of him and made him get stuck since he couldn't no-collide one single blast wall blocking him. Left him there until he disconnected before I deleted all his crap off (No more protection as he left).
I had another one back in this thread, but I will have to say a new one.
Yesterday I was on a build server with about 10 people. No minges. Then about 10 people joined, all of them minges. But they knew how to build E2 things, giant robots, and all sorts of crap. One of them then used a hack to bind esc to kill for everyone except the minges. They hung our bodies from hooks, burned us, bombed us and then got bored and crashed the entire server by making thousands of melons explode.
Organised gangs of minges kill.
There was a minge once who joined the republican party and got elected as president during the year 2000. :sigh:
new 1 just happened 2 mins from now
2 days ago i started going on a ww2 roleplay server, i loved it alot, loads of rebels kept rising up against the nazis, today i became a rebel and started helping, just as i died a person became hitler an he made a prison camp for jews, i hit him with fists doing 2 damage, i was wanted by 12 nazi cps, then finally i was shot dead.
When i came back i went on, building etc. 5 mins passed i decided to see the camp, it had a jew in there, he was against the wall, and was shot, i shouted no! (since the chat had sounds for some chat words) then a nazi said "didnt he hit you hitler?" he said "yea but dont arrest him" he walked off, and i was arrested by that guy, i started saying rd arrest, unarrest me now! i was shot, i gt annoyed and told the mayor, he laughed, then some random person (first part of his name was czech) started sayin abuse to me even though he was ment to be on my side!?! so i argued bk, then the admin put ill kick u both if u dnt stop, do i walked off, a nazi killed a friend, called a wanker, KICKED yar wanka! (wat he actually put)
AVOID THAT SERVER! ITS FULL OF KIDS USING MICS, RDMERS, GAYS (some1 put there spray as 2 gays *no more detail* :barf: as well as :psyboom: )THERE IS ALSO ALOT OF RACISM!
[QUOTE=mini peanut5;21374491]ww2 roleplay server[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=mini peanut5;21374491]ALOT OF RACISM![/QUOTE]
Destroyed my things and baned me.
Fucked my mother, drowned my gold fish, kicked my dog and ate my cookies.
One time, this guy wanted to use the painting tool on an RP server.
You know what FPP does to the paint tool...
It works, but only locally.
The guy thought he was really painting the map.
He didn't let go of the mouse button for [b]15 minutes[/b].
After those, the server crashed.
This whole topic almost makes me want to minge LOL
Im not playing much on servers because my PC is too crap for it. However if I can make it work, even if extremely laggy, I play on a DarkRP server. SO once I got home after a bit of gun purchasing and found two idiot burglars in my house, trying to hack my PCMod2 computer. So I took out my brand new Deagle and attacked them. They were so distracted by the machine I had a chance to aim my shot for seconds. First shot hit the guy actually trying to crack my password with brute force method. Perfect headshot. His friend quickly hid behind a pillar but his fate was inevitable.So after I cleaned the splat of blood from the computer and hid the corpses I wrote in my password: "canthackdisidiotshaha"
I never end up playing with minges :<
A MineBag inflated my ragdolls and gave them some ugly faces.
[QUOTE=Persious;34166547]I never end up playing with minges :<[/QUOTE]
If you're on a server and can't identify at least one mingebag, there's a good chance you're it.
nuttin he attempted to crash the server and I used speedhax 2 slow his computar down 2 da point it couldnt run winderps anymoar.
I r best hakkur evar!
[QUOTE=CrispexOps;34166784]If you're on a server and can't identify at least one mingebag, there's a good chance you're it.[/QUOTE]
Uh, I only play with idiots, nothing else. :P
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.