What is the worst thing a mingebag has done to you?
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[QUOTE=OvERSEER]I was AFK on my server for 5 minutes and this happened:
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Ah sweet revenge, I got the guy a few weeks later :v:
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Lolololololololololol..... ololol.
That's just godd@mned hilarious.
Worst thing a minge has done to me is ragdolling me and sticking me to a bathtub with 30 thrusters on it.
Same story : i was afk..
When i came back a minge was killing everyone (exept me)(god wonders doesn,t it?).
Ragdolled him and he began shouting like "admin sucks", "your mom sucks" etc.
So i got pissed off and perma banned him.
Well there was this minge that was removing everything because he thought the server would crash...
So long ago, probably just removed everything with a toolgun, then spammed chimneys to crash the server. Now I just auto kick as soon as they join my server. they never even spawn. Damage control.
Back in the old days when I were hosting my listen server we used to remove the password for a fiew minutes. Figured we'd slay a bag or 2. Most of the time we had a couple of random players join within the first fiew minutes. When the password was gone, and a new player joined, I had the kickid command ready in the console so that all that needs to be done is entering the console and pressing enter and the bag goes out the window. Obviously I do not kick the player immediately but the initial behavior says alot. Hiding in a corner of the map, not saying hello and obtaining all sweps available are all signs of trouble.
I remember the last encounter with a mingebag... I turned him into a shoe (self-made adminmods ftw). :v:
I can't help but just go into Tricky Tutorials and spam trains and sky scrapers. So much fun.
On a Onslaught server, this guy just put electric fences around the spawn, flat on the ground. Nobody could spawn for ages. And I mean ages. I'm suprised he didn't press the button, actually.
On the CG server, we like to trap minges in cages. Then we ragdoll them and have a crucifixion.
In our RP server, banned some fucks for trying to knock people out and stick them in walls, then the two of them came back and started join spamming us for a good 3 or 4 hours. Since they never really got in the server we couldn't get SteamID's to permaban them to keep them from rejoining. Moral: do a status in console before you ban someone.
Being ragdolled and thrown to a mingebag as a "gift" by the admin.
I became Odessa's bitch :(
1. Spawned Strider's everywhere
2. Started bombing me when I was building my awesome gun
3. Spawned like 100 of those tall buildings
4. Kept grabbing me with the phys gun
5. Destroyed my awesome elevator
6. Crashed at least 10 server I was on
7. Sexual Abuse
8. Rope Spamming
9. Lasers...on a wheel :(
The worst minge ever wasn't only a dickhead to be reckoned with, but he also had a Mic and had a high pitched voice.
I was making a huge Armoured Command unit from Supreme commander, the scale would be about 70 8 by 8 PHX flat panels. It was huge and spent incredible time working on it, i was logged on the server for at least 2 hours, 30 mins.
The minge joined with the name "Jakdatherin" and when he joined, he seemed ok at first, he was like "cool mech there." etc. So i kept on building and i was working on the left gun arm when all the sudden i saw a wired prop inside the barrel.
I asked him what he was doing in there and he said "I would like take a glock to your face, yeah." With his mic, so i replied "Lol thats a joke right?"
Then he blew up my Left gun arm and the props were destroyed (Combat Damage System was enabled, thus any prop goes.) and i flipped out. He began laughing on the mic "Weehoow! Whos the man now jackass!"
Obviously the person was young, the voice was high pitched like enhaling helium from a baloon. So i told him to stop cause i explained to him that this has been going on for a while and i woul hate to see it destroyed. He then replied "Haha wow, then it must be a real shame for you to lose it!".
He randomly placed wire dynamite within the huge mech, and then pressed his hotkeys and boom boom boom. Lag ensued on the server, and the next thing my whole project was destroyed. He kept laughing it up hardcore on his mic, saying i suck and he can build better then me, so i say "Well show me what you got better asshole!".
He then spawn a wired save with maybe about 40 wire explosives on it, and when i got close, the radius read "999999" and the damage "999999" and he kept me dead forever, i left the serve and never looked back..
2 days later and i recover from the serious loss, i rebuilt the giant thing, and if ANYONE wants to see it, i might just post pics in the screenies section, it's rather large and i made it better with about 5 hours of construction to make a massive behemoth ACU.
Here is something i learned: Do not build massive giant stuff on public servers, cause that is a mingebag's ultimate target.
Also: Other crap i don't like is how mingebags add you to friends list and stalk the server you join, that just about makes me lose it.
Some how invaded a anti noclippable fort and imprisoned me in a corner.
I was building a wood base online and the Mingebag just spawn an oil barrel and shoot it so my base fail.
Infected me with lua virus that gave him admin rights and made me not able to kick or ban anyone in my own server. :tinfoil:
Gladly I haven't seen such things since gmod9.
I bring tales of Mingebaggery! Usually this server is ok, but when there aren't any admins around, things get a little crazy(and laggy)
Here's a guy with almost 1000 ping.
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Here's his tower.
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Here's a giant mess of ropes.
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I'm not sure what this was supposed to be.
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Needless to say, I crashed.
[b]EDIT:[/b]The kid was banned an hour and a half ago for doing the same stuff while 2 different admins were on.
Once a mingebag came and spawned explosive barrels everywhere while we were building our wonderful contraptions. And threatened the head admin to promote him to admin. Otherwise he said "Ill crash this fucking server" and then the admin whispered to us. "Stall him do anything while I ban his ass" and we stalled.
While he was typing the message which was pretty long... the minge had his gun pointed to the ground and started counting:"10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2" and on 1 the admin finished just in time and the minges sorry ass went bye bye. He deleted all of our contraptions. It was a non-pretty sight seeing them go. :(
Edit:When I said "He deleted all of our contraptions. It was a non-pretty sight seeing them go. :(" I meant the minge deleted all of our contraptions.
The worst thing a MingeBag has done to me is when I was playing on a server his user name was restless chicken and my user name is =CrazyChicken=. He pissed everyone off and than left. Someone asked where chicken went. Normaly I thought were talking about me. So I told them I was in my plane above them. Than they thought I was the Mingebag and started killing me!
One of them bit my butt lol and so i hit him with a crowbar and he died in one hit for some reson! (he also called me a gay asshole) so i took out my admins right hand XD
Once they spawned citadels and portal hose type thing's and crashed sever.
I had a Mingebag spawn about 50 props where I was standing that were on fire and that almost killed the server but it crashed my pc :O but I got him back >:D
The worst thing that ever happened to me, that would have to be when a newbie used the anti no clip tool, and built a huge building, and trapped everyone inside, as rag dolls, (edited due to graphic nature) and that was the worst thing.
He was later banned from steam for attempting to hack the main server.
Took my chicken
I was on my server happily and some mingebag comes and starts throwing zombie cannisters at me and shooting them after 5 minutes there is about 50 dead zombies, then he goes and leaves and comes back with 3 friends and turn my build server into a deathmatch, in the end i killed 1 and the others started spawning kliener dolls and it crashed.
I have stopped joining multiplayer servers due to the rise of minge activity, I am at peace within my own map creating what I like and not havving to worry about someone coming in and destroying it all. But the last time I was on multiplayer me and some random people were creating this very intricate onslaught defence building (it had a sort of bunker-ish appearance and we were about to complete the elevator when this stupid minge joined in, he seemed helpful at first, adding barricades to the entrance and such when he stopped moving all he said was "brb" and a few seconds later he started moving erratically and all we heard over the comm was "you're all gay fucks!" (I think a relative of his/hers had "taken over" and then started spamming explosives of all sorts everywhere, before we could do anything he crashed the server... that is my last time of me ever partaking in a multiplayer server ever again.
Minges never bother me. After my several hour work got destroyed just before saving, I've decided to put automated turret near myself. Always build in corner of the map, where I can easily defend myself. And always make a PHX plates shield - stops incoming RPGs, combine orbs, barrels. Of course, no-noclip on them and welded to the ground.
Now if mingebag tries to crash the server... it's just to the admin to ban him.
Rise of activity... well... the holidays are coming. Guess we're getting a WotS situation :)
About the high-ping - I have high ping. Due to 3 PCs, VoIP and TV over net sometimes my ping jumps to even 600 (normally having 80.)
Because I myself am a mingebag, I will post a story about me. I had entered some random server, hopeing to find some fun. The (12 year old) admins had replicated a youtube video and build a prison around the spawn, in witch they (admin) gunned down me and 5 others. As they screamed over their mics about how they dominated all, I slipped to an unwatched corner of the cage and (using my adv ball socket skills) built my pod to safety. I disposed of the nasty admins, forceing them to break their own cage, and got to work. First an auto turret to keep them busy, then A massive rope billboard proclameing the stupidity of the admins. finally, to top it all off, a wired contraption that made countless flameing barrels fall from the sky. After about 30 seconds of ban threats the server finnaly went down. Proof that you don't need to be an admin to OWN a server.
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[QUOTE=GrimReeper]Once a mingebag came into a server and like a virus he spawned lots of guardians inside my fort. Then he started spawning huge stuff like cubes. Aaand then the server crashed... Mingebags are :metis: they make me :vomit: and I hope that when a mingebag come's into a server the host would kick him in the :goatse: and kick him out of the server :)[/QUOTE]
Learning how to use emots I see...
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[QUOTE=Spexys v2]I spent like 1.5 hours building the most awesome sky fortress, along came the minge and spawned some entity and when i looked, half the fort was just... missing.
I got really pissed since the last save i had of it was like an hour ago and he just laughed and continued ruining other people's stuff and dicking around.
He's nick was Kloner, I'd stay away from him.[/QUOTE]
At one point my name was klone...
[QUOTE=Moosey Fate!]I bring tales of Mingebaggery! Usually this server is ok, but when there aren't any admins around, things get a little crazy(and laggy)
Here's a guy with almost 1000 ping.
[img]http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj111/Decepticon92/GMOD/gm_flatgrass_pug0008.jpg[/img]
Here's his tower.
[img]http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj111/Decepticon92/GMOD/gm_flatgrass_pug0007.jpg[/img]
Here's a giant mess of ropes.
[img]http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj111/Decepticon92/GMOD/gm_flatgrass_pug0004.jpg[/img]
I'm not sure what this was supposed to be.
[img]http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj111/Decepticon92/GMOD/gm_flatgrass_pug0003.jpg[/img]
Needless to say, I crashed.
[b]EDIT:[/b]The kid was banned an hour and a half ago for doing the same stuff while 2 different admins were on.[/QUOTE]
On the 3rd picture where the people are talking. SH|G is on my friends list and he was a total newbie when he was of paws servers. He was like how do i spawn a ragdoll and stuff.
Ruined a Fortress I had worked non stop for 16 hours with a friend by Blowing it up (twas wood)
the worst thing was when he permabanned everyone cause we had a mingebag of an admin
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