• What is the worst thing a mingebag has done to you?
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Worst thing I did was to myself, in singleplayer, just then. Trust me on this, stacking 5000 barrels does NOT work.
Called me fat. :(
Many years ago, in the days of GMod 9, a MingeBag came onto my server and said he was going to get the owner to ban me. I banned him, as I was the owner. True story.
dropped about 20 fusion bombs at once on a spacebuild server....crashed the server, destryoed everyones hard work...and gave me nightmares
Well, I'm an Admin on a big role-playing server, so you better believe I see mingebags every day I'm on. We got our spammers, our DMers, our prop DMers, our prop blockers, the rude type, the psychotic type, the type who makes things that have absolutely no role-play value to them, and, hmm... what else. Well you just better bet I've banned a lot and kicked even more. Mingebags ruin Garrysmod, they are the only things bad about it.
I mostly get GAY ratings. Since if a MingeBag starts with me, I usually do something a lot worse to the MingeBag.
I use the watermelon ray. It turns them into a watermelon, with no chance of suiciding until the watermelon breaks. I nocollide them into a prop and then weld them in there. But probably the worst experience is when a minge found the head crab gun.
Usually, ruining things I make. The worst is when I'm in a server with a mingebag administrator.
Somebody spawned a load of invisible pro[s (big ones) all over the place. There was lag, and you could not walk. The server got crashed and it hasn't been back up yet.
[QUOTE=stylee32]Ragdoled me, and did sex poses. :([/QUOTE] There's visine for that, if it was in the eye.
I usually BAN mingebags before they cause major trouble, but yeah the worst one I ever faced was the one who WAITED me build an hyper complicated fort to AFTER simple delete it.
Banned me....
A ming spawned a jeep, then used the axis tool to put a small prop on, next he put a thruster on the prop. He started running around, running people over... One touch of that blade, and you were dead. Until He ran into a Fusion Generator, next thing you know the entire map lit up with blue light...
[QUOTE=oh bee one]A ming spawned a jeep, then used the axis tool to put a small prop on, next he put a thruster on the prop. He started running around, running people over... One touch of that blade, and you were dead. Until He ran into a Fusion Generator, next thing you know the entire map lit up with blue light...[/QUOTE] that's actually pretty funny. ever notice how some of the best anti-ming weapons are some of the most fun ming weapons? On a stargate server with the asguard teleporter, i built one that would track the ming, and randomly teleport him to an xyz of -10000 to 10000. On most maps, these are valid locations... in the sky. when put on a loop of every 10 seconds, the ming doest get the chance to hide in a corner, and build a counter weapon. in fact, they are pretty limited to simplistic methods of spamming. This is also nice because they can't prove who is doing it.
One time, on a server which I admin, a minge joins who has 0 hours of playtime and tells me he is 'admine.' Another time a minge with an annoying high pitched voice joined and was pretty devoted to not listening to a word I said... I got an amusing public !voteban overkill.
I've personally gone onto a server and uploaded wired homing missiles and then gave them zero alpha. There's no greater feeling than launching one later and hearing somebody scream "WHAT THE HELL". It's a pretty hilarious. The best part was when I was jailed. I simply grabbed the bottom fence of the jail a couple times with the physics gun and it fell out. Of course I went straight back to rocketing them. Good times.
I once met a smart mingebag, who had me on their freinds list. Lets just say that he will never be the same since, or the people on the servers
Went inside my base due to unfinished roofing, quickly barricaded me INSIDE my OWN base, left a little space under to throw bananas at me. Took me a while to realize to type kill in console. Then he was to stubborn to suicide since he's barricaded also, so I just left him there. This was in no noclip server.
I was building and someone joined the sever and said time to crash the server and right after that it crashed hew as supposed to be my friend i blocked his ass.
[QUOTE=Jager_57]Worst thing a mingebag did to me... Once on a server, I was all alone. I was building a fully working wood wars tank. It was going very nicely and was the most complex contraption I had made up to that point. So I was fairly close to getting done and saved my progress with the advanced duplicator, when soon after someone joins... That 10 year old voice sent shivers up my spine. So I continue building as he continuously harpoons my tank again and again. Afraid it will break something, I tell him about 2 or 3 times to stop using it. He continues anyway so I delete his harpoon launcher. Next thing I know a rocket blows the tank to pieces. Luckily I had most of it saved but getting the wheels back the right way was a pain. Anyway, the rest of the next 15 minutes he is using some kind of bottle launching Swep and spams bottles everywhere. after it becomes apparent that he will just keep blowing up every tank I respawn, I kill him a couple times then just stand the map edge waiting for him to get bored of blowing up my tanks and shooting bottles at me. but for at least a full 5 minutes he continues to shoot bottles without stop calling me a mingebag the entire time. Getting bored myself I start shooting whatever bottles don't break on impact. This only makes him press harder and he crashes the server with the bottles. About... 3 hours later I get back onto that same server. I join to find him there but it's his big brother playing instead. He makes his brother apologize, then puts him back on. After he gets on, he demolishes the wooden hut his big brother made and starts swinging a bunch of crap and just being annoying. the admin joins and apparently, this mingebag was scheduled for testing to become admin. He had his contraption saved in advanced duplicator... and he got promoted to admin. I know I have some much worse ones that I cannot remember at the moment, but only because I had my tank saved as an advanced duplication. He was by far the most annoying person I've met online. I fear for anyone that joins his server when he's the only admin around.[/QUOTE] Thats horrible D: [QUOTE=whassup42]Ragdolled me then wielded me to a spinning merry go round.[/QUOTE] How do you ragdoll somebody? Anyway, Burn the Mingebags ! Kill them and burn them ! And put the infected ones into quarantine !
Once a man asked me for some spare change, o wait, you mean on gary's mod
Well, my only real bad experiences were a guy spamming towers and a guy wirebombing spawn. The tower guy was banned, and the wirebomb guy, heh. To deal with him, I actually built an invisible wire air-fighter that automatically follows people and shoots at them within a certain distance. A minge device, yes, but I wired it to only chase the name I give it. Works quite well. Lost it in an update though, haven't been assed to build it again.
The worst, let's say they just spawn thousand of dynamite on spawn, and have fun pressing non stop the keypad. Or relogging multiple time to crash the server Or The worst of all, a minge admin!met one, never gone back on that server EVER Or start killing you when you build something seriously,and then non-stop doing it.I actually trap those mingies in containers, or just have fun with my deagles *I'm a deagle monster*
My Worst mingebag experience ever: A while ago, I was playing on a spacebuild server with one other (non-admin) player and I had a huge spaceship built, almost ready for a space war that we were going to start in about 10 minutes. Then the minge joins. At first, he seemed nice, and didn't do much. I started testing my spaceship, when suddenly a wired contraption warped right above me and killed me with explosives. When I respawned, I said "Who just did that!?!" and the minge just laughed as his device killed me and the other player again and again. At this point I get really pissed off. I eventually managed to evade his contraption long enough to noclip away from earth. However, I couldn't survive in space and died. After about 15 tries, I managed to make a small base on the moon, spawning one or two LS entities before I die each time. I was determined to keep playing on the server, and so I created and tossed a Fusion Bomb to earth. Which did nothing. He then realized I'm on the moon, and I had to escape to mars. Luckily, I duped my moon base, and so I got there in one try. To summerize the rest, I tried a few more futile attempts, including a wire radio jammer and another spaceship. In the end, I just quit.
[QUOTE=SrgHeadshot]What is the worst thing a mingebag has done to you or the worst you have seen?[/QUOTE] A mingebag random dm'd me, then started T-bagging me. So I got the nuke swep, nuked him, then turned him into a ragdoll and dropped him threw the map...
the worst thing a mingebag has done to me was playing music down the mic and messing my stuff up so i made a house for him and traped him and i named him ted and he left :D
I was playing on a server with no admins when suddenly a mingebag joins. He spammed poor quality, loud, and laggy sounds through his mic. I tried muting him but his name was blank. A little while later i just gave up and disconnected.
Well, I've had too many problems at first before i started doing things to them when they joined. Best to do is to mess with them. You'd be surprise how much spawn kills can set some of them off :D Was once working on a wiremod project, so say a assembly machine, and well, In comes a guy with a normal name. HELLO! looks around, builds awhile, "I got to go." DELETES! Lesson learned, save more often.
I was building a tank on a gcombat server. It was almost finished when this minge came in and started killing me for no reason! I shot him a few times and he left me alone for some time. I finished my tank but when I started to drive it he tries to kill me again! So i shot him with my tanks cannon. He constanly kept adv dupping a WOODEN house (that he hadn't even built himself) and kept hiding in it, but i shot his house to pieces everytime he tried shooting me. In the end, I ended up whooping his ass off the server.
Ahh WHen I was still admin on [NODEX] There was this weird guy. He came in and seemed really ok and built a KICK-Ass plane . He was VIP so he spawned a tnt. He e_cstacked it A MILLION TIMES. Then he asked me to come over. He said he youldn't delete it. SO I started to delete it and HE FUCKING SHOT IT, BLOWING THE WHOLE MAP and all other peoples bases. Hatred got pissed and banned him. But not enough of that. He used admin hack to come back. Then I hacked his pc and ate up his hard drive. Other time: 2 Sick Frenchies came to the server and rated me gay 50 times
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