• What is the worst thing a mingebag has done to you?
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I have two stories to tell. The first is when I was playing with my pal, "Freddy" (Fake Name). We have fun, build, and he makes me and my other pal "Jumpy" (Other fake name) half admins, meaning that we got admin weapons, but not admin status. Then, "Freddy's" friend "Megatron" showed up. Long story short: there were a LOT of bridges. We banned him for an hour. The second was with a guy named "Hitman" (Anything in quotes is fake), who after joining, manhack spawners just happened to pop up, right where he was standing. We kicked him, and put his ragdoll on the wall of shame. He came back. Lots more manhacks. Then, we banned him.
Damn minge made a trap I can only admire. Two dumpsters on each other making a chamber-esque thing. Inside is a beacon sensor, a target finder, and a hover drive controller. Damn thing would, at the press of a button, lock on to the nearest player and warp to their location. Perfect trap if noclip is off, it was. Thank god for "kill" in the console. But then he pressed it again, apparently it follows the same person forever and warps to them at the press of a button. It sucked to say the least.
let's seee, worst thiing... well, his name was "gordon freeman" (no joke intended) and he kept saying "LOL! my name is gordon freeman, like the guy off half life" in the normal mingebag language, then he called everyone a retard and a noob, and started boasting that he had stargate mod! he then continued to destroy everyones resources (this was spacebuild, prop pushing was in abundance) and there ships, then screeched "i thought this was a DM server" in his strange mingebag way, (impossible to immitate) then it resulted in a classic server crash, a very miserable day indeed
Crashed a server that me and my friends were building on. Oh, wait, I did that..
Worst Experience: I was building a Combine Base (GMOD 10) Citadel and everything. . .We even all turned into Combine to RP with me. . .UNITL. . . That squemish 10 year old voice began screeching into our headsets. . .He even began launching props at my base. Thats about when everything began to fall apart. . . He could, somehow, remove props with a remove tool even though only admins could do that. . .my base was the first thing to go :( we began to make defences but, bit by bit, he tore them down. Just about then, the server went down. Our server is popular, not much though, so we get our fair shair of minges. But he. . .He was a Gman player model. I think the minge community is hacking our servers people. Watch out. HEED MY WORDS. WATCH YOUR BACK. [b]Edit:[/b] [QUOTE=Floor Forest]Worst Experience: I was building a Combine Base (GMOD 10) Citadel and everything. . .We even all turned into Combine to RP with me. . .UNITL. . . That squemish 10 year old voice began screeching into our headsets. . .He even began launching props at my base. Thats about when everything began to fall apart. . . He could, somehow, remove props with a remove tool even though only admins could do that. . .my base was the first thing to go :( we began to make defences but, bit by bit, he tore them down. Just about then, the server went down. Our server is popular, not much though, so we get our fair shair of minges. But he. . .He was a Gman player model. I think the minge community is hacking our servers people. Watch out. HEED MY WORDS. WATCH YOUR BACK.[/QUOTE] I Would Just Like to add, my pal ajedistarfighter (Ladies, remember that name? LOL) saw a minge make some sort of scorpion walker contraption thing a little like the thing off war of the servers. :( :( :(
It's not what the Mingebag done to me, its more like what I do to Mingebags. >.>
one time on one of my favouite servers a minge came on and made a wire igniter then went to the top of gm_flatgrass and kept on killing every1 so we had to make things to block the igniter beam
I was on a gcombat server and this guy was building this BOSS airplane. It was literally the most impressive thing I have seen on Gmod. It was this wired... THING that was so advanced, it could target anyone or anything he wanted. It took that dude maybe... 6 hours to make the plane itself and another 5 to wire it. I was only on the server for an hour and left and joined again and he was still working on it. Anyway, when he was done, he offered me a jumpseat. So I took it. I was blown away. The plane itself was a bunch of metal props. About 5 thick. Then there was about 6 bombs under each wing, a accurate guided rocket, and smaller air to air missles that targeted planes only. Plus a bunch of cannons and turrets that were all wired to a super computer which was contained in a huge mother fucking box. And every gun had a space. Each space was a command pod that would control the plane if the piolet was killed. And if the plane was damaged beyond repair, you would automatically be ejected. This thing was basically the support of the team. He wasn't an asshole who would kill everyone, even though he could. Anyway, he spent a lot of time. So when we finally got up into the air, I started killing enemies. He told me to stop because he wanted to be tactical and only be used if the situation was really bad. Then the minge joined. He advance duped this plane that was a monster. Had one cannon and a shitload of armor. He flew up and shot the shit out of us. So we landed. We found out that this guy was admin when... it happened. He spawned a nuke. I saw it coming and told the guy to save the airplane. He was too late. If I find out who did that, I will come into their house, kill their mother, and shove 2 dicks up his ass.
An admin on a server pretty much had a MingeBot kill me for half an hour becuase I was spamming LOL Bombs.
Called me a mingebag. :(
I made an all-wood damn near mansion, Mingebag comes around and blows it to pieces when I went to get a drink. Long story short he got what was coming to him.
I made a wooden house with rooms and keypads and stuff. And guess what?! That's right! The minge destroyed it.
I was constructing in rp_cscdesert (the first version) when all of a sudden a mingebag joins, I ask him to change his name, so he does. Everyone is building in the town and we are making some awesome stuff, one guy made a World War 2 plane replica. Anyway, so the guy, who now called himself ": )" came up behind us and threw the World War 2 plain against the wall, causing it to explode and kill some guy making a flying bucket. Now this is the part where it gets epic and cinematic, he starts flinging around cars and crates, and breaking crap, and when we start shooting at him, he spawns a Stargate sheild and is protected, and still throws crap around. Plus we can't get to him without dying, due to the hundred flying props, so I say "Screw this" and drop a lua nuke in his face, and he doesn't know what it is, so he keeps looking at it, and everyone runs to the millitairy base, and half way there the lua nuke goes off, and kills some guy who was too late, then a flying car (from the explosion) kills another guy, and about three of us made it to the bunker in time, just seconds before the town is eradicated, sending props and contraptions flying everywhere, in the most epic and incredible nuke ever spawned and exploded. After the nuke was gone, the Minge left, screaming over the mic in confusion. Then we just did a prop clean up, and everything went back to normal. After that the admin added an instant permanent ban feature to the server, permanently banning anyone with the name "Mingebag".
Created a mingepod that worked and started duplicating 'em all over flatgrass. No, wait. It was me :downs:. Then and Admin ran his car into my mingepod which had almost no weight and it fell over. And then he ignited it. And then he banned me. But I destroyed their base :)
You fail in life.
Crashed the server by being stupid!
I cant think of one particular (i have no fucking idea how to spell) incident becuase im at me grandparents and they have no gmod so i stay on forums all day and i havent played in a while :P but i just cant stand it when these douchbags just run around and shoot people...i fucking hate it!! its so annyoing...oh ya now i remember of one, i was rping on rp_silenthill and i was making a fort in the bookstore and my friend had just showed me how to make those drawbridge doors and i was still experminting on one and this douche comes in and kills me and takes base but then i delete my stuff and go in and kill him :D [b]Edit:[/b] [QUOTE=Sam Cutt]I was constructing in rp_cscdesert (the first version) when all of a sudden a mingebag joins, I ask him to change his name, so he does. Everyone is building in the town and we are making some awesome stuff, one guy made a World War 2 plane replica. Anyway, so the guy, who now called himself ": )" came up behind us and threw the World War 2 plain against the wall, causing it to explode and kill some guy making a flying bucket. Now this is the part where it gets epic and cinematic, he starts flinging around cars and crates, and breaking crap, and when we start shooting at him, he spawns a Stargate sheild and is protected, and still throws crap around. Plus we can't get to him without dying, due to the hundred flying props, so I say "Screw this" and drop a lua nuke in his face, and he doesn't know what it is, so he keeps looking at it, and everyone runs to the millitairy base, and half way there the lua nuke goes off, and kills some guy who was too late, then a flying car (from the explosion) kills another guy, and about three of us made it to the bunker in time, just seconds before the town is eradicated, sending props and contraptions flying everywhere, in the most epic and incredible nuke ever spawned and exploded. After the nuke was gone, the Minge left, screaming over the mic in confusion. Then we just did a prop clean up, and everything went back to normal. After that the admin added an instant permanent ban feature to the server, permanently banning anyone with the name "Mingebag".[/QUOTE] lol sounded like fun, i love that map its my favorite i think
On a Spacebuild server, it was a peaceful building day. Oil drills extracting...generators producing resources...and masterpiece small ships were in construction... When all seemed well...the only admin stated: "Brb in 10". And then all chaos erupted. Two evil mingebags drew out Stargate weapons and literally began killing everyone. Some players and I managed to kill off the mingebags a moment but the mutiple spawn points were not helping and apparently the mingebags knew the pattern of spawning because they keep alternating spawn camping points. Players began leaving the server, only 2 victims left for the pickings. About 10 minutes later, the admin returns saying "What happened to everyone else?". One mingebag places its weapon away, but the other attacks the admin, the other mingebag decides to take out its weapon as well. The admin was mad and placed buddha mode on himself and on me and the fellow builder, we all had our share of revenge. :ese: The mingebags then turn to their last resort...prop spamming...the admin immediately permanent banned the two mingebags. :dance:
They arrived en masse in a server I was in once. Completely destroyed everything. They wouldn't stop. It was horrifying.
I joined a server and saw that someone was spawning buildings everywhere in order to lag the server...it was my cousin
Well...there once was a minge named Pierce. He had multiple hacks and knew every way to get around almost everything. You could hide in a building with anti-noclip and he'd somehow get in. He would continue playing clips of a dying cat on his mic and was generally annoying as hell. There was no way to avoid him and he kept joining until one day...I discovered that you could sit in a phx chair and he couldn't get you. So I spawned a few chairs for everyone and up we went to the top of the map! Pierce got bored and left. Then changed his name back to the admin.
[QUOTE=Cando]Well...there once was a minge named Pierce. He had multiple hacks and knew every way to get around almost everything. You could hide in a building with anti-noclip and he'd somehow get in. He would continue playing clips of a dying cat on his mic and was generally annoying as hell. There was no way to avoid him and he kept joining until one day...I discovered that you could sit in a phx chair and he couldn't get you. So I spawned a few chairs for everyone and up we went to the top of the map! Pierce got bored and left. Then changed his name back to the admin.[/QUOTE] How the hell can you have -5000 smartness? I respect you. I'm going to buy you a beer.
I were playing on this RRPX server. I am a mobster and i am entering this gunshop at Oh My God City final to collect the weekly payment for the mob. The guy will not pay up and instead he sends this guy with a crowbar on me. I shoot the guy with the crowbar. Then he kicks me because his a VIP. I join again and i ask him if i cannot kill him because he is a VIP even if got a rp reason. Then he permabans me. Not exactly Minging. But bad administration of the server.
I hate it when the admins are assholes in an RP server. Like how they give themselves 1900 health or no clip through everyone's stuff. Like this one server I was on, this one admin showed me the admin room in Hometown2000 and he even ordered me to but the door before some ass did. So I bought it and I got banned by another admin in the server for using the admin room. My favorite is when there is a 7 year old admin who has a mic and thinks he's hilarious because he slaps someone.
[QUOTE=Nukey McNuke]Minge joined once on my server... he seemed nice, i told him how to change his name, make a catapault, things like that. But afterwards he took out his physgun and grabbed my sculpture i was working on for the last while(It was GOING to be a big :v:, made of metal panels)It instantly spazzed and flew around smashed into one of my friends contraptions(who is also an admin) who then kicks the minge... Minge joins again and crashes the server.[/QUOTE] how do you change names?
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One ruined my rocket by removing 4 out of 5 of my thrusters on my explosive barrel missile.
Some minge created a Foating object that he would spawn over your stuff and it would delete it
well i happen to be a mingebag and all i do is go into server and crash the server with the cs_miltia grain silos and prop spawners :D
The worst thing a mingebag's done to me is constant. It's when they keep making these stupid threads about how minges are dumb, yet they're making threads complaining about them, which in the end, MAKES THEM MINGES. (Hint: You are the minge sir.)
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