What is the worst thing a mingebag has done to you?
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Me? Oh man well..
Some little kid (nightNINJA) was calling everyone a noob while spawning hundereds of those large play bin models in the spawn. He got a crash course with the Gcombat Death laser.
Another mingebag joined a server which i managed to contain using Gcombat and wiremod to track only him. He soon began to cry and call me dick when he was the one who was constantly spawning dynamite.
Gcombat and wiremod are my friends!
[QUOTE=DreamCube360]Me? Oh man well..
Some little kid (nightNINJA) was calling everyone a noob while spawning hundereds of those large play bin models in the spawn. He got a crash course with the Gcombat Death laser.
Another mingebag joined a server which i managed to contain using Gcombat and wiremod to track only him. He soon began to cry and call me dick when he was the one who was constantly spawning dynamite.
Gcombat and wiremod are my friends![/QUOTE]
Amen brother.
[QUOTE=Nekiruhs]Damn minge made a trap I can only admire. Two dumpsters on each other making a chamber-esque thing. Inside is a beacon sensor, a target finder, and a hover drive controller. Damn thing would, at the press of a button, lock on to the nearest player and warp to their location. Perfect trap if noclip is off, it was. Thank god for "kill" in the console. But then he pressed it again, apparently it follows the same person forever and warps to them at the press of a button. It sucked to say the least.[/QUOTE]
you too eay i made a awsome train driving bam i was trapped the train kept going de railed and into the lake
He shut me in a fridge and i died with like 12k worth of guns, tear.
[QUOTE=Thomas849]I was on a gcombat server and this guy was building this BOSS airplane. It was literally the most impressive thing I have seen on Gmod. It was this wired... THING that was so advanced, it could target anyone or anything he wanted. It took that dude maybe... 6 hours to make the plane itself and another 5 to wire it. I was only on the server for an hour and left and joined again and he was still working on it. Anyway, when he was done, he offered me a jumpseat. So I took it. I was blown away.
The plane itself was a bunch of metal props. About 5 thick. Then there was about 6 bombs under each wing, a accurate guided rocket, and smaller air to air missles that targeted planes only. Plus a bunch of cannons and turrets that were all wired to a super computer which was contained in a huge mother fucking box. And every gun had a space. Each space was a command pod that would control the plane if the piolet was killed. And if the plane was damaged beyond repair, you would automatically be ejected. This thing was basically the support of the team. He wasn't an asshole who would kill everyone, even though he could.
Anyway, he spent a lot of time. So when we finally got up into the air, I started killing enemies. He told me to stop because he wanted to be tactical and only be used if the situation was really bad. Then the minge joined. He advance duped this plane that was a monster. Had one cannon and a shitload of armor. He flew up and shot the shit out of us. So we landed. We found out that this guy was admin when... it happened. He spawned a nuke. I saw it coming and told the guy to save the airplane. He was too late.
If I find out who did that, I will come into their house, kill their mother, and shove 2 dicks up his ass.[/QUOTE]
id kick hisass shove a monitor up his ass
[QUOTE=FLIPPY]you too eay i made a awsome train driving bam i was trapped the train kept going de railed and into thelake[/QUOTE]
Certainly descriptive my friend.
He destroyed my fort that i took 8 hours to make and i didn't saved it. Crashing the server. Later, i would get my Rocket launcher, went into his house and shoot it while in his asshole.
:v:
I had a guy on a Stranded server mine all the iron out of the map and then horde it in a base in the air, and they killed anyone who got close. It sucked.
Thankfully, we weren't all idiots, and with some creativity, we designed a catapult-driven plane and flew it into their base. We only had one shot... and it worked like a charm. 3 of us got up there and broke the floor under the iron box which dropped down and everybody grabbed as much as they could. 5k iron... Anyway, the airbase started to wobble and fall apart and we scrambled to build something to carry us down safely. We had one guy stay behind while he flung us away in a wooden box, we landed in the water and then broke it open and got out. The 2 guys who had horded all the iron? Ganked.
The worst thing?
I think... blowing my fully-functional Life Support system... Somehow he nuked it all and the server chrashed... Kinda annoying cause I didn't save it.
A guy named firestorm minged alot but he donated 50$ to the server every month or so and minged when admin was offline and he banned/kicked alot of people for no reason. Finally Super admin listened to all the people and banned this guy.
I was on a RP in Hometown 2000 the other day. This minge joined and I guess he knew all the little secrets because he got into the 'mapping lounge' and activated the nuke that is hidden there. I was pissed becasue not only did he crash the server, I had a good shipping buisness going. Made so much cash I didn't know what to do with it all.
[QUOTE=samanoskeake]The worst thing a mingebag's done to me is constant. It's when they keep making these stupid threads about how minges are dumb, yet they're making threads complaining about them, which in the end, MAKES THEM MINGES.
(Hint: You are the minge sir.)[/QUOTE]
You are very right about that, samanoskeake.
Hmm. Worst thing a Mingebag has done? Nearly EVERY Server I went to he would follow me. Using the Phys Gun to throw me out the map when I was in no clip. Damn. It lagged when I came out the ground and it took half an hour for everything to re appear. But soon I found a server with anti no clip. So I trapped him in the big blue dumpster with 3 explosive barrel spawners and turrets.
I haven't seen him around since... (See Mingebags. I can torture ALOT mroe than you can.)
I had just finished my mech, it had taken 3 hours straight, with no breaks.
I reached for my adv duplicator...
BAM!
I get hit by a deathray gatling gun, MY OWN GATLING GUN! The mingebag had copied it somehow and was just shooting the shit out of my mech...
I still have the adv-dupe, but it's of the mech after it's gotten hit...
Hm, months ago I was on a random server and I went to eat and when I was back I was on a fucking cage, like a bird, and the cage was fully noclip-protected, when
I tried to fly away the walls bounced and ignited me and the floor was some like eletric.
The cage was builded on the spawnpoint, so always when I respawned I was on the fucking cage.
Stupid Mingebags... :argh:
[QUOTE=SawBladeComb]Hm, months ago I was on a random server and I went to eat and when I was back I was on a fucking cage, like a bird, and the cage was fully noclip-protected, when
I tried to fly away the walls bounced and ignited me and the floor was some like eletric.
The cage was builded on the spawnpoint, so always when I respawned I was on the fucking cage.
Stupid Mingebags... :argh:[/QUOTE]
Was it froze if not get propand push your way out
i built a fast car.. he ran away with it then deleted it
it's not that bad i know but still it was when i first got gmod so i was mad
[QUOTE=Syloan]One of my horrible experiences with these mingebags. is that they spammed lazers and props so that any prop would bounce on the map and then being killed by a hundred lazers directed as spawn points was annoying also, a lot more annoying than not being able to build.[/QUOTE]
He he I did something like that once. I blockaded the exit with lazers so they couldn't get out. But then there were teleports inside so I blockaded them, but I didn't have enough lasers and they could noclip though my barricades. Only time I've been a minge I believe... Oh there was that time I spawned a bunch of combine soldiers inside another guys base.
[QUOTE=SawBladeComb]Hm, months ago I was on a random server and I went to eat and when I was back I was on a fucking cage, like a bird, and the cage was fully noclip-protected, when
I tried to fly away the walls bounced and ignited me and the floor was some like eletric.
The cage was builded on the spawnpoint, so always when I respawned I was on the fucking cage.
Stupid Mingebags... :argh:[/QUOTE]
I lol'd so hard. :D
A Minge from sweeden insulted us in Sweedish, which i think is close to German, So i Out-insulted him back in German, Then we ragdolled him and did sexposes witht the older Half-Life characters and a Demoman :3
[QUOTE=Ptomely]One destroyed everyones hard work, destroyed a base, and crashed the server by spawning hundreds of zombies.[/QUOTE]
If the server had the NPC limit at 100 I'd blame the owner...
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"Boohoo I worked on a 24 hour project and a minge used an Admin gun and did something and wham! I lost it! And then it came back! Then I lost the other thing!"
Oh please...
he removed my balls "most epic contraption ever"
He ignited my wooden tank. Sadface.
A mingebag once sent about 20 mingebots on us and then used the adv. duplicator on his bots that crashed the sserver.
I am on a server that I like to frequent. (This happened before I got 'operator' powers on the server, so I could not kick the minges.)
Everything is going fine, everyone on the server is peacefully building.
Mingebag comes on the server (Codykitty). he starts killing me repeatedly. I adv. dupe my 'minge-stopper' device (it's just a device that teleports to a specific player and the walls are antinoclipped. I save it for when minges are on a server with no admins) after revenge killing a few times to try to get him to stop, but he won't, so I use it on him multiple times. I stop and tell him we can forget about this but he starts killing me again so I continue to use it.
A second minge joins (Evan), and joins in with the first minge. They also start using the expected childish comebacks, with their mics, and they couldn't have been very old.
There were other people on the server the first minge tried to recruit but they would have none of it.
After I got the upper hand I started killing THEM. Of course, with the best timing ever, a server admin shows up. (To top it off me and him aren't 'best buddies')
Before I can react both minges instantly turn into little snivelling grovelling asskissers, and cry to the admin about how I was a minge. I get jailed, killed multiple times by the two minges (who of course take the time to taunt me with their kiddy voices), and kicked from the server, when my primary intention was only building.
However, screencapped it and talked to the server owner about it and got it cleared up.
Weeks later, on the same server, after I have operator powers someone on my friends list asks me to come to the server to kick some minges. Of cours,e Codykitty is there spawnkilling everyone. He leaves just before I get on.
Trapped me in a dumpster and turned off noclip.
Minges shouldn't be allowed to be admins.
I made a huge kickass base out of cargo bins, it had 3 floors and an (almost) working elevator. I adv duped it and saved it since it took hours to perfect. Then I Anti-Noclipped it to keep minges out.
However, this 8 year old minge (I could tell from his voice, so high pitched I had to turn the volume down because it hurt my ears) was attracted to the huge building and asked "can i please come in?". I said no, and that's when the minging started.
First he tried to noclip through it, so I changed the Anti-Noclip to kill him. He died at least 10 times and spent over 45 minutes trying other things, and eventually used his toolgun to make a Spawner device. He nocollided it so it could go right through my base, and he placed it inside. He then killed himself, spawned right in my base, and killed me. He then built more walls around it so I couldn't get back in, and announced "THIS IS MY BASE NOW HA HA HA HA!!!!"
So I said "Fine you fucking minge, have fun", and deleted all my props, went to the other side of the map, and advanced duplicated my base. He got so pissed off and yelled at me (I had him muted at this point). I then made a small box large enouch to fit someone in, anti noclipped it, set it to kill whoever trys to get out of it, put a bunch of dynamite on it, and waited. When I saw him stick his spawner in, I placed this box right over it. He was stuck! He kept respawning, and I kept blowing his ass up for over an hour! He was a minge, so he had no idea there was a command to reset the spawn :)
Yesterday I was on a DarkRP server and there were only two people on it. Stud Muffin and Minge Bag(his actual name). I was fulfilling my duties as the mayor to make my base. Then the mother fucking cunt head shit went up to me and arrested me for no reason. Then I demoted him. after about an hour there were far more people and he was still a cit. I had some cops on the force and there was no admin around. He started spamming weird tiled blocks and all over my base. luckily for me I had some snipers in my office... but then I realized that that wouldn't help because the minge had my base covered in these huge blocks. He was so fucking stupid. He did more than that he even blocked people under containers and when you suicide you just spawn where you died...
He touched my Lalala. ;(
i was in a server (Clan server) Than they joined. 2 Minges. at first they didn't do anything too wrong. i told them how to do some things Then they spawned a MINGE DEVICE. it was a big Log that had the thruster sounds ON and it would Constantly spawn. Of course i told them to stop THEN HIS PAL MADE A WHEEL AND THEY HAD A 'Prop Spinner Fight' my prop propelled plane was completely destroyed and they had their little fight. then i did my job in the server. got the steam ids and sent it to the head admin. they did get banned but crashed the server first. Pissed me off BIG TIME.
A minge went into my house in rp sever caught him raiding my fride i was advance user so I could build iI was cop he killed me i lock the door and blocked it then I got 3 hour ban for abuse.
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