[QUOTE=dvd604;36054495]I have one.
Why did the OP post this??
Because he was an idiot/troll!!!!
AHAHHAHAHHAHHHHW[/QUOTE]
I have one.
Why did dvd604 post this?
Because he was an idiot.
[I]So, a builder, a poser, and a minge walk into a bar...[/I]
God, I'm part of the problem.
[QUOTE=Shock120;36054127]lol, garry.
[url]https://twitter.com/garrynewman/status/204972214116818945[/url][/QUOTE]
Ahhhh!!! No way! Garry Newman posted me on his blog!! I literally began to cry of joy! Wow, thank you so much!
Why did the house have no keypad? Because there was a hole in the house roof!
Why did the zombie chase after the CP? Because the CP had a zombie treat (meat)!
Who rode on the prop tribike? The man who forgot about the circus!
These are so bad I can't help but laugh.
[editline]22nd May 2012[/editline]
The fuck's a tribike.
I hope you don't genuinely believe these are funny.
[editline]22nd May 2012[/editline]
i think op might have autism
Who is OP, why is he so famous?
omfg hang yourself please
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What I am, is greater than a bully
[QUOTE=testinglol;36054171]why couldnt eli cross the road
because he is dead.[/QUOTE]
spoilers!!!
Wow guys, none of you get it yet? So much for reading between the lines. Let's examine the OP's post and see just exactly what he typed.
[QUOTE=doomeddec;36044365]Hi friends![/quote]
Here we get to our first problem with this greeting. A synonym of friend is "comrade". Basically he's saying, "greetings comrades!" Nothing too out of the ordinary, yes? Well, let's continue.
[quote]I made this thread for you to share Gmod jokes! Lemme have the honor to begin:[/quote]
Here we begin to see the OP's ulterior motives behind the wall of stupid he formed. He wants to create a thread to share Gmod jokes. Or perhaps, create a state to share the wealth? It's not too obvious at this point, but we begin to see dangerous tendencies---dare I say, socialist/communist tendencies. Need more proof? Let's get to the meat of this.
[quote]Why does the mayor have an office!? Because of the chickens and the eggs![/quote]
Here he is clearly making a jab at the bourgeois and the industrial capitalists. The mayor represents The Man, the office is the country, and the chickens and the eggs are the people and their consumer products, respectively. So basically, here is what he's really saying:
"Why are the bourgeois in the country? Because they profit from the unprivileged and the lower classes!"
[quote]Why does the physgun look at people!? Because all it wants is to move with them (dance)![/quote]
Here is the climax, where our Stalin lover begins to show his true colors, that is the color of red. Essentially he's arguing for the creation of a classless society, one where the government (the physgun) [I]apparently[/I] just wants to "move with the people". In other words, the OP thinks that a Communist government can perfectly synchronize with the people and see to their needs---as though engaged in a fluid "dance", as the OP sinisterly put it.
[quote]Continue!... :D[/QUOTE]
No OP, I don't have to continue. I've clearly shown that you are Communist scum.
[QUOTE=LiquidNazgul;36054948]Wow guys, none of you get it yet? So much for reading between the lines. Let's examine the OP's post and see just exactly what he typed.
Here we get to our first problem with this greeting. A synonym of friend is "comrade". Basically he's saying, "greetings comrades!" Nothing too out of the ordinary, yes? Well, let's continue.
Here we begin to see the OP's ulterior motives behind the wall of stupid he formed. He wants to create a thread to share Gmod jokes. Or perhaps, create a state to share the wealth? It's not too obvious at this point, but we begin to see dangerous tendencies---dare I say, socialist/communist tendencies. Need more proof? Let's get to the meat of this.
Here he is clearly making a jab at the bourgeois and the industrial capitalists. The mayor represents The Man, the office is the country, and the chickens and the eggs are the people and their consumer products, respectively. So basically, here is what he's really saying:
"Why are the bourgeois in the country? Because they profit from the unprivileged and the lower classes!"
Here is the climax, where our Stalin lover begins to show his true colors, that is the color of red. Essentially he's arguing for the creation of a classless society, one where the government (the physgun) [I]apparently[/I] just wants to "move with the people". In other words, the OP thinks that a Communist government can perfectly synchronize with the people and see to their needs---as though engaged in a fluid "dance", as the OP sinisterly put it.
No OP, I don't have to continue. I've clearly shown that you are Communist scum.[/QUOTE]
Trying too hard.
[QUOTE=TheSmartass;36055003]Trying too hard.[/QUOTE]
Rather try too hard than try too little, as the OP did :v:
In my defence (candy), I like silly (fluffy) jokes! Sometimes people have diffeent humor, and sharing it is peaceful.
PEACE CIRCLE:
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PEACE!
[editline]22nd May 2012[/editline]
I like art, not like Bart, I like humor like a perfumer. I want jokes, what about some emotes? I like laughing, do you like chattin. I like yellow, happy, mellow. I like brown, upside down!
this entire thread is trying way too hard to get the attention from garry's tweet
Hey guys, i don't browse facepunch, nor have i ever wanted to. All i know is that /b/ and /v/ pretty much hate you guys, and so i guess i'm wary of how newfag you guys are, but alas i cannot say as from this thread you all seem pretty cool.
I know Doomed from the gmod.biz RP server, we play that a lot together and so i know him pretty well.
Doomed (Bender, or snicket, or whatever he want's to be called) is in no way trolling, i can confirm this having known him. He just has an unusual sense of humor.
I can 100% ensure you this isn't a troll thread, enjoy.
Hyperness is the key to happiness, I learned (you can learn to), to be fun, crazy, joyful with the inner self you are, do not be afraid to be yourself cause of bad comments. There are always people who like the real you. Pretending to be cool for friends is boring, and sad. To be nice and happy, for example I like making crazy jokes of humor that is surreal, and I like to rhyme. Join the fun!
I keep reading this thread title as 'good jokes'.
what is wrong with me
Guess I'm dumb. GL with the thread bender, I'm guessing face punch 'don't take kindly to 4chan kids'.
Catch you on the flip side.
OT: It's a thread for posting jokes, post jokes kids.
You're probably hungry for the jokes!
Here is a special one for you:
Why did Hetsu keep coming back and the bacon? Because the twister wanted to play him!
gmod jokes:
Why does the gravity gun make nice sounds? Because it wants to communicate, but we don't understand its language!
[editline]22nd May 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Empty Planet;36055397]Hey guys, i don't browse facepunch, nor have i ever wanted to. All i know is that /b/ and /v/ pretty much hate you guys, and so i guess i'm wary of how newfag you guys are, but alas i cannot say as from this thread you all seem pretty cool.
I know Doomed from the gmod.biz RP server, we play that a lot together and so i know him pretty well.
Doomed (Bender, or snicket, or whatever he want's to be called) is in no way trolling, i can confirm this having known him. He just has an unusual sense of humor.
I can 100% ensure you this isn't a troll thread, enjoy.[/QUOTE]
it's true, I was hanging out with Corum for a long time. He knows the real me, and I like being me, I will never change being hyper, and crazy, and I will have the humor I always wanted!! :D
That´s it, i am out of here, but before I leave forever, eat this:
[IMG]http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/097/925/eDyVn.jpg[/IMG]
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I'm so hyper and crazy but that makes me special xDDDDD
This thread needs to die along with all of us who have participated in it.
[QUOTE=Empty Planet;36055467]Guess I'm dumb. GL with the thread bender, I'm guessing face punch 'don't take kindly to 4chan kids'.
[/QUOTE]
Its kids like you who give 4chan a bad name. Try 9gag or something.
[QUOTE=K1ll3rm4n;36055641]That´s it, i am out of here, but before I leave forever, eat this:
[IMG]http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/097/925/eDyVn.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
What a fucking attention whore.
[QUOTE=Mythman;36055917]Its kids like you who give 4chan a bad name. Try 9gag or something.[/QUOTE]
I just had to come back to check if anyone was still skeptical about the legitimacy of the thread.
And lol at you saying my post gives 4chan a bad name, if you'd lurk more you can pretty much see for yourself 4chan can't go any lower.
dude this kid cant be older than like 11 give him a breal
[editline]22nd May 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=doomeddec;36055427]Hyperness is the key to happiness, I learned (you can learn to), to be fun, crazy, joyful with the inner self you are, do not be afraid to be yourself cause of bad comments. There are always people who like the real you. Pretending to be cool for friends is boring, and sad. To be nice and happy, for example I like making crazy jokes of humor that is surreal, and I like to rhyme. Join the fun![/QUOTE]
look kid just quit while you're behind
I am 15, a teenager! :D
-snip-
You know what, forget it.
:suicide:
[QUOTE=K1ll3rm4n;36055641]That´s it, i am out of here, but before I leave forever, eat this:
[IMG]http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/097/925/eDyVn.jpg[/IMG]
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[IMG]http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/8179/350662-big_boss_salute_super.jpg[/IMG]
See you space cowboy.
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[QUOTE=doomeddec;36054910]What I am, is greater than a bully[/QUOTE]
you are troll no.#329508390809438590879345
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