Gmod Jokes! - Garry's Mod - Facepunch Forum

*knock* *knock* Who's there? OP OP who? OP's thread smells like shit that's been sitting on the side walk for two days.

[QUOTE=Empty Planet;36055397]Hey guys, i don't browse facepunch, nor have i ever wanted to. All i know is that /b/ and /v/ pretty much hate you guys, and so i guess i'm wary of how newfag you guys are, but alas i cannot say as from this thread you all seem pretty cool. I know Doomed from the gmod.biz RP server, we play that a lot together and so i know him pretty well. Doomed (Bender, or snicket, or whatever he want's to be called) is in no way trolling, i can confirm this having known him. He just has an unusual sense of humor. I can 100% ensure you this isn't a troll thread, enjoy.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://puu.sh/wljj[/IMG] 'seems legit

[QUOTE=Nukefuzz;36061316]i am ashamed to not have a profile pic i feel like im a part of the worst club in the world[/QUOTE] welcome to facepunch

[QUOTE=Ermac20;36054273]someone get this man a title[/QUOTE] Just did. How long does it usually take to be approved? [editline]23rd May 2012[/editline] Oh. There it goes. It was approved.

What did the Gmod Joke say to the other Gmod Joke? ........... .......... .......... .......... You aint funny

[QUOTE=MOOcow102;36067246]Just did. How long does it usually take to be approved? [editline]23rd May 2012[/editline] Oh. There it goes. It was approved.[/QUOTE] already on him.

Doomeddec, I want to hear your creative jokes about MySQL.

[del]i will try making a good one[/del] never mind it can't be done Why did the HL2RP player ban NPC spawning? Because they didn't properly RP shots.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;36067930]Doomeddec, I want to hear your creative jokes about MySQL.[/QUOTE] Ok! Why did the MySQL get married? So he could have another child! Why did the MySQL become successful? Because he always said "My"! Why did the head crab kiss the head? Because the head became a bread! Who ran to the supermarket today? The chef did!

[QUOTE=doomeddec;36068032]Ok! Why did the MySQL get married? So he could have another child! Why did the MySQL become successful? Because he always said "My"! Why did the head crab kiss the head? Because the head became a bread! Who ran to the supermarket today? The chef did![/QUOTE] I can see the new title really pays off.

I was reading those jokes and I swore they were satirical comments regarding the OP and his inability comprehend humor. Then i realized it was the OP. Dafuq. [editline]23rd May 2012[/editline] Also, what is up with his thing about putting words in parentheses? I know his jokes are little more than words thrown together, but why the hell does he do that? It disrupts any sentence flow he managed to incorporate. God, look at me trying to get into the head of this kid. What am I doing.

Best Joke Ever: doomeddec...

[QUOTE=sirdownloadsalot;36064600]That's not a joke "XDXD LOL WHY DID DR BREAN SHOOT TEH GMAN!!!" "'CUSE TE GMAN TOK BREANS COFE (decaf) OLOLHA!!! :D:D:D:D:D!!!!"[/QUOTE] I had to read that five times to understand what it meant. Well done sir.

[QUOTE=atttapi0;36071026]I had to read that five times to understand what it meant. Well done sir.[/QUOTE] Don't congratulate me for this.

OP doesn't just have down syndrome but He has up,left,and right. I laugh at every other joke but his. Sorry. Maybe try another talent?

[QUOTE=doomeddec;36068032]Ok! Why did the MySQL get married? So he could have another child! Why did the MySQL become successful? Because he always said "My"! Why did the head crab kiss the head? Because the head became a bread! Who ran to the supermarket today? The chef did![/QUOTE] Like, what the fuck does any of that even mean

two props fall in love with each other, they get married a few days later hundreds of people die during the event police says the welding spazzed out a turret and a dynamite discuss about a plan to blow up someone's contraption - haha that's brilliant! maybe we could call hoverball and thruster for help too - i know right. but let's not talk about it to thruster - why? - because he can't be thrusted! oh my god i feel bad for making those now

why isn't this thread locked yet

[QUOTE=Cowabanga;36076914]why isn't this thread locked yet[/QUOTE] BECAUSE OF HOW HILARIOUS THESE JOKES ARE MAN HARR HARR HARR

What the hell, he can't be serious

This is the pinnacle of comedy right here folks.

Why did Alyx cross the road.? Trick question. She couldn't because you didn't install a shitty nude Alyx replacement correctly because you're 8 years old and mommy blocked all the porn websites.

why did doomeddec stop making jokes? because he was permanently banned

[QUOTE=Soleeedus;36084056]why did doomeddec stop making jokes? because he was permanently banned[/QUOTE] Hahaha That's a good one

Knock Knock Whose there doomeddec okay bye

[QUOTE=dylanb5123;36059253]Reliable snapshot overflow.[/QUOTE] *Reliable [I][B]Snaphsot [/B][/I]Overflow No, really. That's how it's spelled.

WHAT MUST WE DO TO END YOUR SADISTIC GAMES.

[QUOTE=_Kilburn;36076789]two props fall in love with each other, they get married a few days later hundreds of people die during the event police says the welding spazzed out a turret and a dynamite discuss about a plan to blow up someone's contraption - haha that's brilliant! maybe we could call hoverball and thruster for help too - i know right. but let's not talk about it to thruster - why? - because he can't be thrusted! oh my god i feel bad for making those now[/QUOTE] best jokes in thread

Want to hear the best joke of all? [URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1186235"]Seth.[/URL] [sp]In case you somehow didn't know, he is the reason FP has been going up and down all day.[/sp]

[QUOTE=Guy123;36089545]Want to hear the best joke of all? [URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1186235"]Seth.[/URL] [sp]In case you somehow didn't know, he is the reason FP has been going up and down all day.[/sp][/QUOTE] wow thats a really funny joke but i think you forgot to add a punch line i think!!