[QUOTE=Pnukup;36089738]wow thats a really funny joke but[B] i think you forgot to add a punch line i think[/B]!![/QUOTE]
oh ok
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/5PJTj.png[/IMG]
These *JOKES* actually hurt me.
I think im slowly dieing..
[I]What do GMod Players all have in common?
They facepalm at the terrible jokes doomeddec tries to look 'sUp3r 1337' with.[/I]
[B]I'm not even joking, too. If humanity was doomeddec, I would rather expose myself to the vacuum of space and of course the radiation, resulting in a mess as every single piece of air is forced out of my body and eventually I die.[/B]
[QUOTE=GameAdict;36099307][I]What do GMod Players all have in common?
They facepalm at the terrible jokes doomeddec tries to look 'sUp3r 1337' with.[/I]
[B]I'm not even joking, too. If humanity was doomeddec, I would rather expose myself to the vacuum of space and of course the radiation, resulting in a mess as every single piece of air is forced out of my body and eventually I die.[/B][/QUOTE]
Trying too hard?
Why is Gmod 13 a closed beta?
[IMG]http://www.deviantart.com/download/304739044/nope_dem_by_vgdcmario-d51fm5g.jpg[/IMG]
Because then Deviantart would be filled up of even less original ideas of the one above..
[SUP][SUB]
[sp]Yes, Deviantart
Because that's where the terrible screenshots get popular.
[/sp][/SUB][/SUP]
[sp] Why is this getting Optimistics?[/sp]
[QUOTE=VGDCMario;36103129]How do I make spoiler tags?[/QUOTE]
["sp"]["/sp"] without quotes
here's an bad joke:
why did the red spy cross the road?
because he never really was on your side
Why is there no "cool story, bro" rate icon?
[QUOTE=MOOcow102;36112582]Why is there no "cool story, bro" rate icon?[/QUOTE]
Because people will just spam [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/box.png[/img] anyway.
Ready for some jokes???????
joke 1: which map for garrys mod may or may not exist???
answer: gm_construct!
joke 2: whats the worst hl2 model to take on a date??????????????
answer: male_cheaple!!!!!!
let me know if i should post more, rate informative if yes
[QUOTE=VGDCMario;36103129] image-
[sp] Why is this getting Optimistics?[/sp][/QUOTE]
He's batting his long neck
heuheueheuhahaheuheuha
[QUOTE=doomeddec;36044365]
Why does the physgun look at people!? Because all it wants is to move with them (dance)!
Continue!... :D
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[IMG]http://static4.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/seriously+what+the+fuck+is+this+shit+what+are+you+_c3a9ade15b9818ba435a415091288671.jpeg[/IMG]
why did the sniper cross the road?
Because heavy.
Why does Gman carry a briefcase?
Because of his high [I]Intelligence[/I]!
*Laugh track*
Why did doomeddec get hit by a car? He was too busy making fucking retarded jokes and crap threads to look both fucking ways.
To be honest, OP scares me. All of his posts are haunting and slightly anti-demonic and unreal. Seriously.
[editline]30th May 2012[/editline]
Seriously man, it's creeping me out. Makes me feel sick, the kinda sick you get from walking home at night after watching Paranormal Activity 3 and you hear steps behind you.
Or the kind of sick you get when you're sent a scare image and you can't immediately find the point of interest.
Fuck.
[QUOTE=Zombie Strider;36128566]To be honest, OP scares me. All of his posts are haunting and slightly anti-demonic and unreal. Seriously.
[editline]30th May 2012[/editline]
Seriously man, it's creeping me out. Makes me feel sick, the kinda sick you get from walking home at night after watching Paranormal Activity 3 and you hear steps behind you.[/QUOTE]
Yes.
It began to put fear in (scare) me also!
alright here's a classic:
why did garry revolutionarize the sandbox game genre?
because he's a new man
[img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/downsrim.gif[/img]
What did [B]Jerry Seinfeld[/B] say to Garry??????????
[I]Hello Newman.[/I]
[QUOTE=WtfIrish;36129041]What did [B]Jerry Seinfeld[/B] say to Garry??????????
[I]Hello Newman.[/I][/QUOTE]
The question marks help <3
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This thread is really, really creepy. :tinfoil:
[sp] On the other hand, it's really funny watching him try to fit in with all of the normal people but failing horribly. [/sp]
WHy did Buffalo Bill kidnap and skin and murder all those women??????????
He was making his perskin!
Where do griefers come from?
MingeBagdhad!!!
[QUOTE=Halloweencat;36134584]This thread is really, really creepy. :tinfoil:
[sp] On the other hand, it's really funny watching him try to fit in with all of the normal people but failing horribly. [/sp][/QUOTE]
You only have 26 posts, don't try to come in trying to play bad-ass.
[QUOTE=nick_9_8;36139420]You only have 26 posts, don't try to come in trying to play bad-ass.[/QUOTE]
You were a noob too once upon a time
[QUOTE=cam64DD;36102905]Trying too hard?[/QUOTE]
Not really.
[QUOTE=WtfIrish;36139848]You were a noob too once upon a time[/QUOTE]
Difference was I shut my mouth.
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