What do you do when you open Garry's Mod? - Garry's Mod

[QUOTE=Zombie Star]i fap at my nude anime background the i join a server and start building kill machines[/QUOTE] stay off my clan server you wicked minge

Weep.

Press Exit.

I make a server. And wait for people to join. Usually nobody does. My server has got skateboard's addon so I mess around with it.

I wait for mine to load... [QUOTE=Jordanf]Don't Spam My Post[/QUOTE] Excuse me? He was answering your post... learn what spam is...

Wait three hours for the game to load. Then Choose a map and wait an hour for THAT to load. Then test out new addons or go crazy with Garry's Bombs 3. Can't do much else, since I don't have CSS and I am waiting for it to arrive in the mail. Oh well, I guess. :( (I'm in Washington, and the snow around here is bogging down even a drive to the gas station, let alone UPS).

Masturbate.

Aye, I whip down my cowskin leggings and crack out a fat one as it were.

I'm getting a coffee or beer, watch a simpson episode or two. Matters how long it loads.

I wait. Easy enough to say.

[QUOTE=Zombie Star]i look at my nude anime background the i join a server and start building kill machines[/QUOTE] perverted nerd [b]Edit:[/b] [QUOTE=longears0]I click singleplayer and choose a map. Then I lay on my bed. Unzip my pants. And you know where this goes from there. :q: Yeah my Gmod takes forever to load so I don't really have anything else to do.[/QUOTE] its not funny and you're a spastic [b]Edit:[/b] i go on gm_fatgrass2008 and make a house i like making houses lol

[QUOTE=arshwipe]perverted nerd [b]Edit:[/b] its not funny and you're a spastic [b]Edit:[/b] i go on gm_fatgrass2008 and make a house i like making houses lol[/QUOTE] You call the he nerd, yet you can't find a simple masturbation joke funny...:raise: I just spin around on my chair until it loads, or go on the Playstation store, whatever takes my fancy at the time.

I try out my downloaded sweps or stools. I practice posing, check out new props or ragdolls. Also I try to avoided crashs

sorry double post, stupid slow comps

I just check out downloads and then spawn a random ragdoll to shoot I'm messed up :P Especially because that ragdoll is, 99% of the time, a Regenerator from Resident Evil 4

I move gmod into it's correct place, as I play in windowed mode with the res set to my desktops. So I have to move it up and to the left to fit the entire screen perfectly.

I go upstairs to my other computer to surf the net while I wait 10 years for Gmod to load!

I JIZZ IN MY PANTS [img]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u21/SuperGil_album/pants2.gif[/img] [img]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u21/SuperGil_album/pants1.gif[/img]

close the game again, i have no patience

What does gmod really take so fucking long to lod for you. Well i usually just enter a GOOD (Not one of those random DarkRp servers) Rp server and get shot at. [b]Edit:[/b] What does gmod really take so fucking long to load for you. Well i usually just enter a GOOD (Not one of those random DarkRp servers) Rp server and get shot at. [b]Edit:[/b] Holy shit duble post I'm sorry.

I load a map.

[QUOTE=coolguy14]I JIZZ IN MY PANTS [img]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u21/SuperGil_album/pants2.gif[/img] [img]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u21/SuperGil_album/pants1.gif[/img][/QUOTE] Epic Song is Epic. Me? I wait for the damned thing to load, then either: 1) Goof off in singleplayer 2) Find a server playing flatgrass and stick an adv.dupe'd base in the corner. They'll have a hard time firing through that shit.

Click on the writing that says 'Join Server'

I press exit and think to myself, "Why the hell am I playing this?" Then I start mapping. :D Don't get me wrong, Gmod is awesome.

well click on multiplayer and just RP its fun trust me, but on time on gm_oviscity some guy was pretending to have sex :q

Well, when GMod finally loads, I play it.

I kill hunters with the fusion bomb gun. :D

I spawn npc's and shoot them in the face.

I spawn 300 rag dolls, set timescale to 0.1, fire some nukes, freeze them with the phys gun, spawn about 40 towers from PHX2, and then unfreeze the nukes...in construct.

[QUOTE=axlain]I spawn 300 rag dolls, set timescale to 0.1, fire some nukes, freeze them with the phys gun, spawn about 40 towers from PHX2, and then unfreeze the nukes...in construct.[/QUOTE] It makes me mad that everyone else can spawn 300 hundred ragdolls, spawn nukes, etc. while I'm stuck at home with a box that I call a computer that can't handle so much as a simple bot map.