Note to all of those who wonder why it takes so long to load: It's modding's evil curse! The more you download, the longer it shall take! Mine takes about 4 mins. Seriously.. it sucks.
I usually try to remember what great idea made me start up gmod in the first place. I blow up stuff in the mean time. About 2 hours , 1 crash, and 2 naps later, I remember.
Go crash servers.:laugh:
[QUOTE=HeavyGuy]I spawn npc's and shoot them in the face.[/QUOTE]
do the same all the time
Check how many people are on my server.
[QUOTE=Cairnsy]Check how many people are on my server.[/QUOTE]
You don't use HSLW for that?
I ussaly just load up flatgrass and start welding props together and making wierd contraptions, then I continue work on my wire projects.
Well if [b]you[/b] must know!
Admire how huge and awesome Garrysmod looks at 1980 x 1050.
Take like an hour thinking of which of the three maps (Flatgrass, Construct, or the big map that came with PHX).
Double click my choice.
Count to 13 (I think it was 13 :))
Walk around the map for a few seconds, shooting the ground with the AR2.
Usally make something big like a bunch of antlion guards or like 50 zombehs.
Then I nuke everything on the map atleast 3 times.
Turn off AI.
Then I make some sort of army involving using the Factions addon which I love so very much <3. (Forming some sort of barricade and placing turrets on fortified locations like simple bunkers or whatever. Then placing thousands of groups of combine ranging from 3-6 combine then placing a shotgunner in every other group, then place an elite combine in every group. Maybe spawn some hunters here and there. EVEN A STRIDER SOMETIMES EH?
Then I spawn a Ninalith and a bunch of controllers.
Then Turn on AI and watch the combine get there asses handed too by a bunch of big headed face fuckers.
Then pretty much all I do is make something big like a HUGE ASS FORTRESS for several hours, get bored with it, then blow it up with tons of barrels or nuke it to death.
Pretty much repeated atleast 50-100 times. Meh.
ANWAYS....
The first thing I do is load up flatgrass and make a ramp and strap a huge thruster to something and watch it fly! I also just take about half an hour to explore the rp maps in singleplayer if my computer doesn't crash.
I hop on my server, jail minges, kick minges, ban prop spammers for the next 3 hours then ban a few more prop spammers, restart the server due to prop spamming and crashing and then leave to gather whatever motivation i have left for another day of mingers and prop spammers on my Gmod server.
I attempt and usually fail at trying to learn wire. I made an adjustable stable wire elivator a cool server admin taught me how to make it I only have a little understanding of how it works. I also made a random color tool from a tut and later added the alpha channel I fully understand how it works.
[QUOTE=ECG Jezza;13131549]I hop on my server, jail minges, kick minges, ban prop spammers for the next 3 hours then ban a few more prop spammers, restart the server due to prop spamming and crashing and then leave to gather whatever motivation i have left for another day of mingers and prop spammers on my Gmod server.[/QUOTE]
Server IP? PM it please posting here would be a disaster.
I go on one of the Space build maps and say "I'm going to learn lifesupport today"
And completely fail, then GMod crashes around....here.
I type "stopsound" in the console because I have gotten sick and tired of listening to the "portal remix" background music.
I usually hit Quit again, because I'm fed up with gmod...
i play it
i get into singleplayer, pose and use all my addons, then i crash...
I stare at my hot naked woman background picture. It's my avatar here too!
[QUOTE=raybloke545;13214411]I stare at my hot naked woman background picture. It's my avatar here too![/QUOTE]
doh!
Now I am going to have nightmares.
joining a server you nerds...
I like to go to single player gm_construct, and make useless contraptions that do absolutely nothing using the PHX robotics and gears props. I also like using the model manipulator stool.... a lot.
[QUOTE=mogul20478;13220589]doh!
Now I am going to have nightmares.[/QUOTE]
Wet one? :Lol:
I'm just kidding. I just join BB roleplay or my own server.
Load up a map and start playing the game.
[QUOTE=Danny Fanny;13199432]I go on one of the Space build maps and say "I'm going to learn lifesupport today"
And completely fail, then GMod crashes around....here.[/QUOTE]
And then you fail to support your life :-D
Last time I usually continue my hard effort in tuning my concept of traction control engine and I keep failing:-] Probably because my ingenious expressions are still not good enough to handle wheel speed reduction to prevent skid...
I make patterns on the wall with over 9000 thousand turrets.
I had one before that looked like a Japanese symbol of sorts.
I make a cannon then freeze ragdolls in front of it and watch them dance when shot in the head
I now get bored because all these new addons suck. I need some ideas to do in singleplayer
*Attempt LUA
*Open Garry's Mod
*See that there is an error
*Exit, fix error
*Go back in
*Come to find another error
*Shatters Keyboard
*Buys new one
*Plays NoXiousNet Zombie Survival
I click on single player and test the new shit I made in Lua.
Because that's pretty much the only reason I play GMod anymore.
I start masturbating.
Takes like 5 mins for gmod10 to load, then another 5 minutes for a basic map(unless its huge), finally I wait 2 minutes for the build menu to come up and allow me to spawn an npc.
[QUOTE=Rixxz2;12300713]Yeah, you doesn't seem like an perv at all...[/QUOTE]
Epic win for you, and i just mess around or make a base and if i fail more than 1nce i will just blow the map up with a nuke...
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