• What do you do when you open Garry's Mod?
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Drink.
omg uber bump. whatver. i make soviet soldiers drunk.
Depends, sometimes i goof off in single player or play in multiplayer if theres a server (i can find hardly any servers, can someone please help?)
I join my friends Dedicated server, spam it and leave. Or if he's in it I build with him.
i make a huge tower using the stacker tool then kick a load of npcs off with spartan leg with time control slow motion in effect. Super slow motion kick lol
*Attempt LUA *Open Garry's Mod *See that there is an error *Exit, fix error *Go back in *Come to find another error *Shatters Keyboard *Buys new one *Makes small amounts of money from lua requests *Plays Killa's Zombie Survival
Wait 15 seconds for map to load and then build something random.
I simply click on a steamfriends window, and click "Join game." Then, it's either one of the three choices: A. I get up and leave the computer to: i)Go get something to eat. ii)Harrass my younger brothers iii)Shitty house work. B. Relentless Masturbation. C. I sit in front of the screen and blindly stare off into the distance waiting for "Retrieving server info" to go away. Seriously, gmod fucking SUCKS for loading screens. Especially when you finally get in to get "Buffer overflow." It's fucking horrendous. I love the game, but I hate that horseshit.
I wait for sending client info, for like 18 minutes. Then i join the server and play with 8 fps on my super laptop, "seriously" but has super specs but lags as hell. Retarded fucking computer
[QUOTE=wewt!;12286506]I look at my [url=http://www.garrysmod.org/downloads/?a=view&id=52667]Awesome backround[/url][/QUOTE] You STOLE MY BACKGROUND......jk i look at my aswome background its just so AWSOME
i join my clans server XD
I start loosing consciousness.... and then start making contraptions which do nothing.
make something in single player adv dupe it upload it to a server and see a mingbag destroy it [editline]09:21AM[/editline] have you noticed all the rating done by me?
i go online and play zombie survival or play with SWEPS on gm construct
What I do changed from last post. I still first wait for the damned thing to load, but then I either: 1) Go to my Sandbox server and wait for ideas. 2) Go to my SpaceBuild server and go to space
i go on Scimitars Server
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......... umm... uhh... *calls upon personal database sector 1337* I sit there and....... dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun dundun DADADADA... "wait."
[QUOTE=Michaeldf;15645074]I wait for sending client info, for like 18 minutes. Then i join the server and play with 8 fps on my super laptop, "seriously" but has super specs but lags as hell. Retarded fucking computer[/QUOTE] Not a super laptop, I run Gmod at 50-100+ FPS on my laptop.
[QUOTE=TheCroc;12289564]When I'm bored,I go to some server and adv.Dupe,my super player chaser "The Death Cube",And wach them try...NO!Seriously,that's my Gmod Life's work,It's impossible to escape,and the new version(v12,23) can even move on hills,and uneven terrain:). These shurely are the good days...[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=SOME INCEDIBLY STUPID NOOB;242425232]IM A NOOB IM A NOOB IM A NOOB IM A NOOB IM A NOOB IM A NOOB IM A NOOB IM A NOOB IM A NOOB IM A NOOB IM A NOOB IM A NOOB IM A NOOB IM A NOOB IM A NOOB [/QUOTE]. [QUOTE=U DONT KNOW MY NAME;12289564]Hi Croc U should upload your death box so peeps can download it[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=CHEEZE;12289564]HI![/QUOTE] [QUOTE=CHEEZIER CHEEZE;12289564]HI![/QUOTE] [QUOTE=CHEEZIEST CHEEZE;12289564]HI![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=NateDude;16161958]-endless string of pointless quotes-[/QUOTE] What the spam?
I take a nap. I have too many addons.
I go watch TV or get some food. Many Addons, long loading,times. Unless in flatgrass its LAG.
I run it on my super sidekick laptop and wait 2 min for it to load then I wait 5 min for a server to load. Next, I go to a spacebuild server and use a thruster only gate only self stabilizing ship that I have duped in two parts because it is so huge. I use a mix of default sounds strung together to make the space odyessy theme play whenever I fire it up. Then I activate the awesome gun and kill planets. DISCLAIMER: Awesome gun is just a self arming aiming and firing explosive barrel gun. Killing planets takes 10 minutes. OTHER DISCLAIMER: Super sidekick laptop runs Gmod at 30-60 fps.
[QUOTE=john seamore;13077398]well click on multiplayer and just RP its fun trust me, but on time on gm_oviscity some guy was pretending to have sex :q[/QUOTE] It's called cybering. [editline]08:42AM[/editline] [QUOTE=MacTrekkie;16172436]I run it on my super sidekick laptop and wait 2 min for it to load then I wait 5 min for a server to load. OTHER DISCLAIMER: Super sidekick laptop runs Gmod at 30-60 fps.[/QUOTE] Nobody fucking cares.
Usually I play Gmod, but sometimes I sit and stare at the menu for hours. Dunno why. Bizarre.
kill doctor kleiner
I go into flatgrass and build a nice little town from PHX then I spawn the residents then I RELASE A ARMY OF ANTLION GUARDS AND WATCH THEM BE RIPPED TO SHEDS! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH..HA..HA! To much?
i start looking for decent servers and build a tower of DEATH! its a tower of death cause i cant be botherd to weld it
Most of the time I say, "Shit, opened up the wrong game" then ctrl+alt+del and end hl2.exe before it even finishes it's 2 minute load time.
I build weapons and bombs for vehicles and stuff that I will never make and that are pointless as combat in gmod doesnt work out that well
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