I perma banned him, and about a month later he goes onto my steam community page and sends my this comment "y did u ban me can u unban me i wont be a fag that was fun =(" , the server isn't even up anymore...
Proof - [url]http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197989936466[/url]
2 players and I Left.
Nothing worse to a minge than an empty server!
You can rate me dumb if you want, idc.
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Promoted him to Admin.
[I]he was like[/I] [B]:v:[/B]
Then banned him.
[I]he was like[/I] [B]:saddowns:[/B]
kill them with a boat with Gcombat death lasers attached
Built a banhammer and then banned him for 5 minutes for spamming :V Then when he came back i had a huge temple built with the word "BAN" everywhere, Then i ragdolled him, Put him on the altar of ban i built and swinged the hammer on him and BAM perma'd
[QUOTE=mikymikmik;20657446]I perma banned him, and about a month later he goes onto my steam community page and sends my this comment "y did u ban me can u unban me i wont be a fag that was fun =(" , the server isn't even up anymore...
Proof - [url]http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197989936466[/url][/QUOTE]
He even doesnt have Gmod , so how could you ban him ?
This thread really depresses a Gmod owner who never went online. So you guys do these thing to people for having the word Minge in their name or what?
It is done to people who destroy your stuff, spam stuff over the mic... those types of assholes
One time I ragdolled this minge and spawned smoke emitting thrusters all around him. Lagged him out.
A friend and I were playing on his server. It was rp_cscdesert, and I was showing him Sakarias's helicopter.
So this minge joins.
The moment he joins, he's like "hai guiz lawl wuts... JEBUS CHRIST WHAT IS THAT CAN I HAV ADV. DUP PL0X PL0X PL0X GIMME ADVV DUPE!!!"
Us: "Um, that's a SEnt, not an Adv. Dupe, lol."
Minge: "lol."
So he goes to the Entities menu, finds it, and tries to spawn it.
Minge: "ZOMG YY CANT I SPAWN IT Y Y Y Y Y YYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!"
Me: "It's admin only. There's a non-admin version that anyone can spawn. It dosn't come with weapons though."
Minge: "OMG TAHTS GAEY NOO WIPONS HELI SUX (etc. etc...)"
He eventually finishes his rant, and when he does, his next move is hardly surprising.
Minge: "Can u make me admin, pl0x?"
Us: "..."
Minge: "I said..."
Friend: "Dude, do we look like the kind of people who hand over admin powers to some random nutjob who screams at minor problems?"
Minge: "I AM NOT A NUTJOB YOU STFU!!!"
The Mingebag proceeds to spam the usual prop for that kind of situation: explosive barrels. We sit back and watch him. He builds up a huge pile, and my friend gets bored and fires and RPG at them. The resulting explosion kills the minge, and lags the server for 10-20 seconds.
Minge: "ZOMG Y DID U DO THAT U DICKWEED UR IN TROUBLE NOW!!!"
He goes after my friend with a crowbar, so he pulls out a grenade launcher (the one from Mad Cow's SWeps), and blows him sky high. He starts screaming into his mic, as would be expected from his type.
My friend spawns his new favorite vehicle, one of Sakarias's jets, and takes off. He starts bombing the mingebags general area. I get into the helicopter, and between the two of us, we pretty much spam him with rockets, bombs, and everything else on the projectile list.
He goes crazy, starts screaming some unintelligible nonsense, and disconnects.
:smug:
I dont think minges are that bad, cuz everyone has lots of fun owning them :p. if they start micspamming or locking everyone up, PERMA BAN.
funniest thing ever done:
someguy locked us up (it was a no no-clip server btw)
an admin joined, enabled noclip
Attack!!!!
He ended up screaming through his mic cuz we ragdolled him and started playing basketball with him :D
i was playing on a sb server and some minge joined and had obviously just been on gmod.org and got some adv dups he the spawned a giant spacestation that lagged the server like a bitch we told him to delete it and he just said, and i quote.
"noooooo fgt gay gay gay gay gay i mad it nd it wil ownnnn uuuuuuuuuuuu noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!"
so i asked the two other people to save there work (steam chat so the minge dont know ;D) i then did a cleanup of of all props and ect on the server the minge flipped when he found he was stuck in space and dieing... lol when he respawned i spawned one of my dups for him (a fighter :D) and let him fly around the map after a bit he started to shoot and destroy our builds on the spawn planet so i removed the thrusters on his fighter nocollided it to world and threw him out side the source hammer grid and made his gmod crash
On a server I used to admin I would hang ragdolled minges from spawned street lights and let people beat them with crowbars until they left.
One plugin, Source Player Crasher.
Me and a admin closed him in that PHX box. I spawned a text screen with "Homo Sapiens internetus" and the admin laughtet for at leas 5 minutes. Gave me money for that xD was a darkrp server.
Was the minge too stupid to no clip out, or was it an addon that only lets you no clip through their own objects?
One time on rp_downtown_v2 me and some other person just made a big death tunnel out of lab doors and when the minge spawned the only way out was through the tunnel. He tried and died about 13 times then left.
[QUOTE=Simples;20475186]So, me and my friend were happily building on an empty server. Then a minge attacked! No problem though, we invited a few friends and made a 'cage' for him:
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Aminge.png[/img]
He decided to spawn a few poles and tried to blow up the cage we lovingly built for him!
Post your funny things you've done to minges![/QUOTE]
Rag doll them, then send them to heaven on a balloon. :)
One time, a minge was just generally being annoying in the chat, so I spawned a blast door, made it anti-noclip so that when you tried to noclip through it, you got bounced back and caught on fire. A put it up in the sky a few feet and told him to noclip through it, and he did, then I ragdoll'ed him.
Another time, some minge tried to trap me in with combine doors (it was a no-noclip server), so I just spawned a prop under me and lifted myself up. He asked me how I did that, and I prop killed him with a stove.
Turning on my seizure-inducing holo blinder (that also plays a high pitched sound at a slightly randomized pitched) on a DarkRP cop who kept doing the right-click with the weapons check on everyone constantly and refusing to give the weapons back, even when they bought a licence from the chief. He yelled constantly in a 10-year-old voice, spinning round and shooting at everything, wrecking the breakable chairs outside of a bar and causing a shop's security system to hit someone in the face, until he complained about his eyes watering and quit.
I froze and muted one and told him to do something or I'd ban him.
ragdoll, make a baloon, and watch him fly
kick and perm banned a minge. I found that quite enjoyable.
Back when Conna's Tools worked I always let them use a button that led to the command box, which issued the "quit" command in the console.
I ragdolled a minge and placed him on top of a dildo
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;20714825]A friend and I were playing on his server. It was rp_cscdesert, and I was showing him Sakarias's helicopter.
So this minge joins.
The moment he joins, he's like "hai guiz lawl wuts... JEBUS CHRIST WHAT IS THAT CAN I HAV ADV. DUP PL0X PL0X PL0X GIMME ADVV DUPE!!!"
Us: "Um, that's a SEnt, not an Adv. Dupe, lol."
Minge: "lol."
So he goes to the Entities menu, finds it, and tries to spawn it.
Minge: "ZOMG YY CANT I SPAWN IT Y Y Y Y Y YYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!"
Me: "It's admin only. There's a non-admin version that anyone can spawn. It dosn't come with weapons though."
Minge: "OMG TAHTS GAEY NOO WIPONS HELI SUX (etc. etc...)"
He eventually finishes his rant, and when he does, his next move is hardly surprising.
Minge: "Can u make me admin, pl0x?"
Us: "..."
Minge: "I said..."
Friend: "Dude, do we look like the kind of people who hand over admin powers to some random nutjob who screams at minor problems?"
Minge: "I AM NOT A NUTJOB YOU STFU!!!"
The Mingebag proceeds to spam the usual prop for that kind of situation: explosive barrels. We sit back and watch him. He builds up a huge pile, and my friend gets bored and fires and RPG at them. The resulting explosion kills the minge, and lags the server for 10-20 seconds.
Minge: "ZOMG Y DID U DO THAT U DICKWEED UR IN TROUBLE NOW!!!"
He goes after my friend with a crowbar, so he pulls out a grenade launcher (the one from Mad Cow's SWeps), and blows him sky high. He starts screaming into his mic, as would be expected from his type.
My friend spawns his new favorite vehicle, one of Sakarias's jets, and takes off. He starts bombing the mingebags general area. I get into the helicopter, and between the two of us, we pretty much spam him with rockets, bombs, and everything else on the projectile list.
He goes crazy, starts screaming some unintelligible nonsense, and disconnects.
:smug:[/QUOTE]
I lol'd
[QUOTE=ArchXeno;20708849]This thread really depresses a Gmod owner who never went online. So you guys do these thing to people for having the word Minge in their name or what?[/QUOTE]
Ok, I've not met any, but from what I read there are two types.
The good minge is the type who genuinely wants to learn and be a part of it. If one encounters a good minge it's encouraged to help them learn, give a little advice, and help them change their game model and generally get around.
Then there are mingebags, the type who spam over mic, wreck builds when they'd close to being done, playing annoying music and genuinely try to wreck good times, essentially the term is synonymous with griefers. With those types it's encouraged to, well, see above.
I saw a minge and kept him ragdooll'd til he left.
Weld him to the ground using Player weld xD
I told him... He was a minge. Very sarcasticly to see how he would respond. Obviously that was the worst thing that happened to him :
rEDDYuP has disconnected.
(5 seconds later or so)
rEDDYuP has connected.
(Warning: Auto disconnect it 40.0)
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