Someone should design a derma script for basic 10th grade education or something of the like.
Upon entering a server this "test" will prevent any little kids from joining due to lack of knowledge!
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;15841079]I was on a server, saw that people were spawning NPCs, which is rare because most disable it. So I tried spawning a Hunter. BIG MISTAKE: the server didn't have Episode 2 content. Lo and Behold, one of those retarded messages come up where everything is blurred behind it.
SORRY!
You can't spawn that NPC.
IT DISABLED MY MOUSE CURSOR SO I COULDN'T CLICK OUT OF IT. I couldn't even disconnect.
I didn't feel like ctrl-alt-deleting because gmod takes for fucking ever to load up, so I asked my friend (on steam chat) to spam the server so I could disconnect. Then the admin shows up, ragdolls us both, flings us around, and somehow stops us both from disconnecting. I then hit the power button ...[/QUOTE]
If you Shift-Tab into Steam, you can see where your mouse cursor is. You can use this to guess where the cursor is and click the button to close the dialog.
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[QUOTE=CMasta;16089973]Someone should design a derma script for basic 10th grade education or something of the like.
Upon entering a server this "test" will prevent any little kids from joining due to lack of knowledge![/QUOTE]
You should have to take the SAT when you boot up GMod for the first time.
Thanks for that tip, NAPALM. I usually push the mouse to the top left and try to "guess" my way back to the center. If that doesn't work, I rejoin whatever server I'm in through a friend, since I always play with other people or don't play at all :P
people.
<3 single player
As Builder:The new NoClip system
As Admin:10 yr old mic spammers
As RPer:Noob abuser admin that stoles money printers
Kids
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;16101500]If you Shift-Tab into Steam, you can see where your mouse cursor is. You can use this to guess where the cursor is and click the button to close the dialog.[/QUOTE]
Oh thanks! Still it should be fixed though ...
when you spend 5.2 hours building an impenetrable box fortress, it looks like a general minge-free day when suddenly: BOOOOOOOM!!!!! some random little BASTARD crashes their vehicle, completely levelling the whole building and setting the remains on fire! Then they treat it like its some kind of joke, you're standing there gazing at the destruction, tears welling in your eyes when this son of a bich is saying stuff like: "Lol that was epic!" or "Dnt wry u can build it agen!!!!!" Always said or spelt wrong, constantly adding to the fact that they are an uneducated, braindead JERK!
Based on a true story
[QUOTE=Donutsalad;15790899]Ha really? Are you seriously telling me where I've lived and where I haven't? Are you telling me who I talk to and who I don't talk to? Shut the fuck up boy. Your a dolt for thinking you know who I talk to and who I don't talk to, the demographics where I live don't allow me to only communicate with people of the same color as my skin. Same with every where else I've lived, I lived most my life on military posts, on any military post the people who are stationed on that post are not from there, they are moved around constantly, someone who lives in texas could be stationed up in Ohio.
Bitch :D
Don't start a fucking flame war because you think you know things more than what your mind allows you to comprehend.[/QUOTE]
Just to step in cause I'm someone who likes to argue.
No one directly accuses black people of being niggers. If anything I accuse anyone who freeloads on the government for money is a nigger. Also, before you bash me for not living anywhere near bad areas fuck you downtown Buffalo,NY lived there till I was nine years old and left cause my dad got sick of people stealing from our house. The reason people mostly accuse blacks of being niggers is because most blacks demanded the US Government to give them reparation funds for something that has happened one hundred and fifty years ago. If anything I think they don't deserve jack shit considering they use to sell slaves in their colonies back in Africa. I also believe that cause almost 500,000 people gave their lives on American soil so that we could decide either if they were free or not. So do us all a favor before you play the pitty games with the word nigger think about how 500,000 dead Americans died on the word. Now get the fuck out.
[QUOTE=SuperCombustion;16182608]when you spend 5.2 hours building an impenetrable box fortress, it looks like a general minge-free day when suddenly: BOOOOOOOM!!!!! some random little BASTARD crashes their vehicle, completely levelling the whole building and setting the remains on fire! Then they treat it like its some kind of joke, you're standing there gazing at the destruction, tears welling in your eyes when this son of a bich is saying stuff like: "Lol that was epic!" or "Dnt wry u can build it agen!!!!!" Always said or spelt wrong, constantly adding to the fact that they are an uneducated, braindead JERK!
Based on a true story[/QUOTE]
I know what you mean. This junk has happened to me before.
Lack of Linux binaries, i can't host my server without loads up bugs happening all the time. And I am not using Windows because my fedora Linux server has everything already configured and the server being hosted on linux, though wine actually runs better then the server running nativity on windows........ This is just pathetic.
[QUOTE=RX3115;16190307]Lack of Linux binaries, i can't host my server without loads up bugs happening all the time. And I am not using Windows because my fedora Linux server has everything already configured and the server being hosted on linux, though wine actually runs better then the server running nativity on windows........ This is just pathetic.[/QUOTE]
Does WINE help to run the Server faster, or give you better ping on joining? I have a dual boot XP and Xubuntu 9.04 (I think) and I'm not sure which to install my GMOD DS onto.
what annnoys me on gmod?
the physics plain and simple oh and people who screw up your contraptions
Adminges.
Anytime I join a RP server, there's always 10 year old "Rebels" having a huge DM war with the cops who changed there names to "SWAT." It pisses me off so much.
[QUOTE=CMasta;16089973]Someone should design a derma script for basic 10th grade education or something of the like.
Upon entering a server this "test" will prevent any little kids from joining due to lack of knowledge![/QUOTE]
I might do this :P
GMOD Randomly locking up when I try and do something.
when filming and you get that "You Now Own This Prop!".Hate It So Much
[QUOTE=Dudey1997;16332106]when filming and you get that "You Now Own This Prop!".Hate It So Much[/QUOTE]
That's Simple prop protection addon, and not Garry's Mod itself.
Most of Garry's Mod updates fucking up GMod itself and / or custom addons annoys me, Garry fixes bugs caused by updates quick (most of the time) though, and most of those updates bring aweome features such as max players increased.
[QUOTE=TheCactusman;15783039]Guys. I'm 13 and I don't do that sort of thing. Banning online play for under 15's would ruin it for the rest of us who play like civilised people.[/QUOTE]
exactly, some people actually ARE mature enough in their early years. I have a microphone, but I dont use it because everyone will start bitching.
what I hate about garrysmod.
1. people who make custom textures for a map, but forget/are too lazy to pakrat them so when you download a map thats really good looking, all you get is a bunch of fucking errors and pink and black textures.
2. as said many times before, adminges/mingebags/prop pushers/spawnkillers/retards in general.
3. when youre about to finish a contraption that you havent saved yet (in my case, a portal fighter), then a minge comes in the server and spamming a bunch of those phx buildings and crashes the server.
4. when some faggot comes and starts spawning millions of explosive barrels, then everyone tells him to stop and then he says, "i can du wut eva i wun der no adin on srvr".
[QUOTE=Diealready;16332559]4. when some faggot comes and starts spawning millions of explosive barrels, then everyone tells him to stop and then he says, "i can du wut eva i wun der no adin on srvr".[/QUOTE]
And that's why I implement a voteban system on my server so I'm not stuck breastfeeding it 24/7
[QUOTE=lavacano;16333964]And that's why I implement a voteban system on my server so I'm not stuck breastfeeding it 24/7[/QUOTE]
WHERE IS THAT I NEED IT NAO PLEASE
/caps
1.LITLE MINGEBAG KIDS
2.People who purposly crash the server
3.people who say ""your mom" or "in bed" every 2 seconds
4.Admin Abusers
5.LITTLE KID ADMINS!!!
6.People who have gay porn sprays
7.people who f**k with your contraption
8.people with igniters on there contraption
9.people who think every person under 15 is a minge, I met a 9 year old with the maturity of a 30 year old, he had a voice that was quite sqeaky but im used to it XD
Shitty player base, that's the bottom line. Can't even make a community without a 13 year old coming along trolling you and generally just decreasing the growth of your community and overall destroying Gmod.
Things that annoy me in GMod :
1. GMod crashing and shutting off my computer
2. Mingebags
3. Bugs
4. Sometimes going back to desktop automaticly
When you set up a good pose and then the game decides to throw about the rag doll. But yeah silly admins are annoying!
[QUOTE=Donutsalad;15772244]About 6 seconds later the first guy who talked, spawned a giant penis, which happened to be a vehicle, and one of them was driving it and saying over the mic "Weee Im riding a penis"
Then I typed: "Dude how does that NOT sound gay!?!?"
The guy who spawned it said "Your gay!" then turned me into a ragdoll, set me down, and hit me with a bouncy ball thing for like 10 minutes, and actually seemed like he was having fun. Then turned me back to normal, and did something to where I was running in circles automatically, it was my first day playing and the first online game I joined, I had no idea how to stop. I eventually quit though, after spawning a car and driving to the opposite end of the map, they undid the car though.[/QUOTE]
10 minutes?!
Why didn't you just quit when he first turned you into a ragdoll, and at the same moment you knew he was stupid? o.o
The fact I can't play Multiplayer.
[QUOTE=Donutsalad;15772971]They should ban online play for everyone under the age of 15, because you and I both know how people are in online games. Why people say "The 'N' word," they cant say that in real life, they're not bold enough to say a lot of things outside of a game. Idiots go on a flaming spree online because its the only place they can. Or at least take racial tolerance and etiquette classes.[/QUOTE]
One thing i disagree with you there, im 14, n i play gmod online, i love it, but i neva cause any trouble, i just build, i think it should be no online play for those under 13, cuz peeps start to get a bit mature in their teens.
How Do We Fix The Error ???? Because its Aways Giveing me the Butter Overflow in net message How Can i fix this whail using Dark Rp ????
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